I'm at RIT for the summer, so I'm living in a dorm. It's fairly big, so it's comfortable, but I still have my small corner where I'm packed in pretty tight. I have two monitors on my desk, just inches away are my keyboard and wireless mouse. Two feet away from that is my body. The receiver for my mouse is to my left about 2 feet away, elevated about 8 inches.

I have always noticed outages when the receiver to my MX700 is in certain positions, and the transmitter in the mouse cannot get an ideal signal. Just moments ago, it was happening more than usual. I noticed that when I leaned forward, cursor movement was slightly chopped. I shrugged it off a second later because I thought it was a coincidence.

Then a few moments later, as I was reaching, with my left hand to type, while moving the mouse, mouse movement completely. Stopped. I moved my hand away to move the receiver, and the mouse picked up again. I found that when my hand was in the right position above my keyboard, mouse movement would COMPLETELY stop, despite the mouse still having a clear line of sight.

Weird stuff. Maybe it's some focal point of the radio waves since I'm in a small space surrounded by two large monitors which have dense materials in them. OR MAYBE I HAVE COSMIC POWERS? You decide.

no you dont. but i do.


i can stop a bullet.
no kiddin.









*but only once*

50 cent did it like...11 or 12 times or something. I mean, I'm not trying to imply anything. Just that he's more of a man than you.

No, 50 Cent's "enemies" just got their guns from the toystore.

Bullets! My only weakness... how did you know...?

Back home I can prevent the radio in my room from getting a clear signal by walking around

The Force is not strong with you.

I say, blame Darkjedibob.

This thread reminds me of a thread months ago about a certain somebody claiming he had powers. I'm sure kyle90 remembers, seeing that he made a certain comic about it.

I have a friend who gets better phone reception than anyone else simply because his head somehow improves the signal strength

I chose the douchebag option.

Yeah probably that's why his music sucks so much. Because you see, superpowers are in proportion with music. By using the superpowers too much his music started to suck. But it got on level of suck that "people" atcually like it.

(dont bother reading that. it's a big pile o crap.)

awww, i read the poll as Do I have superpowers. As in me

I voted according to that

my buddy, my buddy, wherever I go, he goes.. my buddy, my buddy, run for ya life when I stick him out the window.

That would be Macro_Roshuma. Oh, the memories.

I voted for noxious solvents.

GET SLEEP

EMON GETS ALL THE WOMENZ

I hate you.

You owe me a new keyboard for throwing up all over it.

Hawt.

That is one sick photoshop. Never post it again or I will start a rally to have you banned.

It looks like Linda Hamilton and Mark Hamill had a daughter who became a bodybuilder.

Actually, all the gay huys hit on Emon.

Your powers are merely celestial, not cosmic.

I have the power to boggle minds!

I have the mind to power boggles!

photoshop?

I have a feeling that's a real picture. I've seen women like that on tv and in newspapers. I.E. The world's strongest women.

I have too but they are different. Equally hideous but smaller. And more diffrenter. But I'll not spend any more time analyzing it, thank-you-very-much.

Why do people do that? It's worse than getting fat.

Try opening your door. The doorknob could be interfering with the signal.

Fool, you don't know anything about cosmic power! Look up Galactus if you want its true definition!

btw, he's only in the Oxford English Dictionary

I think it's just because you're a fatty fat fatty fatterson.

I think it's because you have a disgusting pubestache and lame long hair.

Super Emon to the rescue! You could get a job at the FCC as a radio-interfering hero.

I have the amazeing super ability to...grow fingernails.

I have the amazing ability to drink 13 litres of beer, a couple of bottles of whisky and not get drunk.

A very useful ability it is.