Oh man! What a day. I never thought that one could smash in a windshield with his fist. Yet I did. Meh.

So I leave work at noon and the sun was baking hot, I start the car but I had accidently left the wippers on because it had been raining in the morning. Low and behold one of the wipper's rubber sticks to the glass and the motorized track breaks out. Meh. I climb out of the car to find out what happen to come to the afore mentioned conclusion. Pissed I curse and punch my fist down.

This is the day I smashed my windshield in.

JEP SMASH! [/SIZE][/COLOR]

Anyways, so because of this oh so brilliant move, I've just spent this week's pay on a windshield. Yay me.

This would be an awesome paint your stupid actions, but I'm too lazy to do it. Post stupid stuff you do.

Rock!

I beleived for 5 minutes that England might beat Sweden at football.

Maybe the windshield had your reflection on it and broke.

Jep is the HULK!

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Smooth.

Indeed

mmm k

Well, it started out as a normal day of work for me. (Construction)

Then a bee came in and landed on the window.

Bandit SMASH! (I smacked it hard actually, but I drew me punching it for the awesome Bandit smashing goodness)

Then I got into deep ****.

No I did not get fired; we had some replacement windows in the garage.

Whaddaya know, I have a smashing story to tell as well. I was setting up for an English class presentation, back in grade 11. The teacher kindly provided a lovely DLP projector for me to use. Despite tinkering with the focus, the image remained fuzzy. The answer? Like all things: percussive maintenance.



(Thankfully, ANOTHER hit made it work again. Dunno how that happened but I'm quite thankful for it.)

Did you get any pics of the windshield so we could ogle at your Superman strength?

I wish I had a camera, I'll see if I can get one from work tomorrow

Don't ask me why I felt like touching a moving vehicle. I was little and incredibly stupid.

Wait, so it pulled you underneath and you were run over? 'Cause that's what I see happening there.

Looks like that to me too. Touching a moving vehicle shouldn't have pulled you under it...?


The drawing is hilarious however, at least to me.

This thread is useless without pics.

I want to see the crime scene, suspect, damage to the end, and maybe even an angry wife.

No, it knocked me over. I think you're looking at the arms the wrong way around.

I smashed my dorm room door when I was drunkenated last semester. My hand swelled up at least 2x it's normal size, I had to get an x-ray, luckily I didnt break anything.

percussive maintenance is my moto.

I smashed a window, when all I wanted to do was to close it. I shouldn't have pushed against the glass.

Random pick

Oh mai, how I missed FG-ART! <3

Yay FG is making ms paints again!

Meh, this sly move of mine is going to cost me a hellish load of cash. So much for summer vacation trips

And the photo is where.....?????

mug someone for money

Perhaps playing Red Alert and the Soviet hymn at the same time wasn't such a good idea

lawl

hahaha, FGR scares the ladiez.

Fast, don't worry, it was better for you, should could have stabbed you with her breasts during intercourse!

the only SMASH story that I really have. happened in highschool before i got my driver's license.