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I cought a spider!

2006-06-20, 10:34 PM #1

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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What should I do with it?

2006-06-20, 10:35 PM #2

Zloc_Vergo

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Sacrifice it to Nailface. Forget eating it, Nailface will appreciate it.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-06-20, 10:35 PM #3

Freelancer

Peelancer

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Give it to Spider AL who will then place it gently outside.

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2006-06-20, 10:36 PM #4

Avenger

Positive!

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I don't really care.

Pissed Off?

2006-06-20, 10:38 PM #5

Martyn

The Daddy

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FREEEEEDOOOM

2006-06-20, 10:45 PM #6

SG-fan

Really a MacGyver fan.

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I too found a spider on my wall, unfortunately I had forgotten to keep anything on hand with which to capture it. so I squished it. It was too small to be filling anyway.

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2006-06-20, 10:53 PM #7

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

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EAT IT. [/color]

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2006-06-20, 10:53 PM #8

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

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Originally posted by Wolfy:

EAT IT. [/color]

This guy has ideas that are going places!

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2006-06-20, 10:54 PM #9

Wolfy

I TYPE LOUD

Posts: 10,623

Originally posted by Wolfy:

EAT IT. [/color]

This guy has ideas that are going places!

I agree!

the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken

2006-06-20, 10:54 PM #10

tofu

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Way to be a copy cat.

2006-06-20, 10:57 PM #11

Zloc_Vergo

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Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:

Sacrifice it to Nailface. Forget eating it, Nailface will appreciate it.

I like this idea more than Wolfy's.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-06-20, 11:09 PM #12

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

Posts: 11,951

If you went to the trouble of catching it why would you then squash it? That would be stupid.

You don't want to be STUPID, do you?

2006-06-20, 11:38 PM #13

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

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Have sex with it and breed a human-spider hybrid. A spider-man, if you will.

2006-06-20, 11:47 PM #14

Thrawn[numbarz]

colonpee addict

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Spider-man
Spider-man
Does whatever
A spider can

2006-06-20, 11:57 PM #15

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

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Spins a web
Any size
He catches thieves
Just like flies

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2006-06-21, 12:06 AM #16

Martyn

The Daddy

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LOOK OUT!

2006-06-21, 12:08 AM #17

Uberslug

Not thrawnnumbarz

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Then wraps them up
up in his web
And eats their intesti-ebs?

2006-06-21, 12:14 AM #18

I am the Stig

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AM i the only one that notcied caught is mispelled?

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2006-06-21, 12:29 AM #19

Freelancer

Peelancer

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Nope. I was about to say something which is ironic because I'm a lot more of a grammar nazi than you are.

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2006-06-21, 12:53 AM #20

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

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I usually throw them outside so they can enjoy their few moments of freedom. . .before I find a nice way to kill them.

My blawgh.

2006-06-21, 1:13 AM #21

lassev

Tells It Like It Is

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I usually do nothing at all to them. I just let them live on their merry eight legged lives. Spiders eat insects, and thus spiders are my friends. Although sometimes I have taken them outside, since their lives inside might be a bit hunger filled.

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2006-06-21, 1:21 AM #22

Deadman

twitches

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I'm with you 100% lassev.
I enjoy having spiders around the house, they look cool and they keep the insect population down.
I only kill them if they look poisonous, and even then I don't really want to do it.

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2006-06-21, 2:04 AM #23

Verticae

gothicX

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Originally posted by MBeggar:

AM i the only one that notcied caught is mispelled?

*noticed

kthx

2006-06-21, 2:07 AM #24

Deadman

twitches

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Originally posted by gothicX:

kthx

*ok, thank you

You can't judge a book by it's file size

2006-06-21, 2:18 AM #25

GhostOfYoda

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When I saw this thread, I thought "eat it". I was very happy that this was a valid option in the poll.

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2006-06-21, 4:35 AM #26

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

Banned

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well to be honest, if you don't eat it, you'll burn in hell.... have you never even read the bible before?

eating spiders is the rules dude.

2006-06-21, 5:00 AM #27

Ruthven

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OMG eat it.

The Dark Age mages prophecised this would happen!

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2006-06-21, 5:05 AM #28

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Eating it is your only option.

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-06-21, 5:15 AM #29

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

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Replacing all the mentions of 'spider' in this thread with 'human' makes this thread somewhat more interesting.

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2006-06-21, 7:26 AM #30

ORJ_JoS

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Poor little creature... let it go. Be nice.

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2006-06-21, 7:55 AM #31

Impi

THX

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Yeah, be nice.

Give it a nice quick death by eating it!

Sorry for the lousy German

2006-06-21, 8:37 AM #32

I am the Stig

Posts: 10,922

Originally posted by gothicX:

*noticed

kthx

it was 3 am

[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.

2006-06-21, 2:10 PM #33

Avp2MattJa

If the world didnt suck, everyone would fall off

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Originally posted by Deadman:

if you didnt know all spiders poisonous from what i know .... so mine as well kill everyone you see. and the daddy long legs are more poisonous then a black widow WOw uh ?

Matt

2006-06-21, 2:13 PM #34

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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Originally posted by MBeggar:

it was 3 am

I posted this thread at 12 am.

(And yes, I was tired and did notice also. I also wasn't happy with the wording in option 2.)

I ate it.

2006-06-21, 2:14 PM #35

Roach

Registered User

Posts: 5,275

Eatting spiders is sooo two spiders ago. The cool kids these days paint spiders. With nail polish. Then they trade them at school, or throw them into to-go cups and watch them fight each-other to the death in class...

omnia mea mecum porto

2006-06-21, 2:18 PM #36

Jon`C

Admiral of Awesome

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Yes. Paint the spider then eat it.

2006-06-21, 2:21 PM #37

Sarn_Cadrill

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Originally posted by Avp2MattJa:

if you didnt know all spiders poisonous from what i know .... so mine as well kill everyone you see. and the daddy long legs are more poisonous then a black widow WOw uh ?

actually, that's not true. It's an urban myth.

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2006-06-21, 2:22 PM #38

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

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That's like...weak venom and paint toxins in one.

Tastey!

2006-06-21, 3:08 PM #39

money•bie

••ps, I did it again

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SNORT IT

I hear spider snorting is illegal in 15 states!

2006-06-21, 3:14 PM #40

Freelancer

Peelancer

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Originally posted by MBeggar:

AM i the only one that notcied caught is mispelled?

BTw, it's misspelled.

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