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Do you think...
2006-06-21, 12:39 AM #1
...anyone's ever done it in zero gravity before?

What would it be like? :ninja:
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2006-06-21, 12:51 AM #2
I'm still wondering if I would be able to in a frantic situation, like a fire fight or some such thing. :confused:
My blawgh.
2006-06-21, 2:31 AM #3
I don't think it would be very good, unless you both had something to push against, otherwise theres no thumpthumpthump.
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2006-06-21, 2:38 AM #4
More or less my thoughts on it, Deadman. You'd need to be in a tight space and each be using a wall to push against. Would kinda take the fun out of it.

Having said that, if I was up there, I'd probably give it a go. Just so you can say you did.
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2006-06-21, 2:41 AM #5
I would be surprised if no one had by now, honestly.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-06-21, 2:46 AM #6
Originally posted by maevie:
Having said that, if I was up there, I'd probably give it a go. Just so you can say you did.


Definitely, which is why it's very likely to have been done by now.
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2006-06-21, 3:33 AM #7
The closest that anyone might experience it is wholly underwater.
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2006-06-21, 3:35 AM #8
James Bond did once.

Because James Bond is a real man.
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2006-06-21, 3:50 AM #9
k, it's decided, I have a new mission in life.
All I need is a willing girl, and the cash to get us into space.
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2006-06-21, 3:52 AM #10
Why not becoming a DIABOLICAL MADMAN AND DESTROYING ALL GRAVITY? :eek:

I've wondered that myself few times, I have to admit.
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2006-06-21, 4:13 AM #11
Who needs walls when you can soar through the ship, spinning? haha
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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-06-21, 4:32 AM #12
The 300 mile high club :D
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There is no spoon.
2006-06-21, 5:05 AM #13
sex in zero gravity would be more tiring.

Being a lazy guy, i'd say this is a bad thing.

If i was in space, i'd have a nice time with good ol Palmela Handerson, just so i could say... "I DID IT!"
Code:
if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}
2006-06-21, 5:56 AM #14
[QUOTE=- Tony -]James Bond did once.

Because James Bond is a real man.[/QUOTE] :ninja:
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2006-06-21, 6:34 AM #15
Originally posted by Ruthven:
sex in zero gravity would be more tiring.

Just make her do all the work :confused:
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2006-06-21, 7:10 AM #16
If I remember correctly, there was some scandal about having sex in space before, due to some astronauts actually doing it. Let me try finding the article.
2006-06-21, 7:22 AM #17
Bubbles of semen! :v:
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2006-06-21, 9:24 AM #18
Originally posted by Spork:
Just make her do all the work :confused:

charming :P

and ORJ_JoS - ew, I hadn't thought of that!
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2006-06-21, 9:27 AM #19
Originally posted by maevie:
More or less my thoughts on it, Deadman. You'd need to be in a tight space and each be using a wall to push against. Would kinda take the fun out of it.

Having said that, if I was up there, I'd probably give it a go. Just so you can say you did.

Soo ahh.. Maevie... ahem.. wanna uhh... go to mars with me?

*cough*

:p
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2006-06-21, 9:41 AM #20
There's about a million more fun and interesting things worth doing in zero-gravity than that.
2006-06-21, 10:43 AM #21
Originally posted by Professor:
There's about a million more fun and interesting things worth doing in zero-gravity than that.


Paintball!! :psyduck:
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2006-06-21, 11:37 AM #22
Originally posted by Professor:
There's about a million more fun and interesting things worth doing in zero-gravity than that.


You're single, aren't you.
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2006-06-21, 12:07 PM #23
Hey, personally I'd rather get a mate and have a fight.

[That's because I don't want various fluids floating about.]
nope.
2006-06-21, 12:13 PM #24
Been there, done that. Overrated.
2006-06-21, 12:16 PM #25
Originally posted by maevie:
More or less my thoughts on it, Deadman. You'd need to be in a tight space and each be using a wall to push against. Would kinda take the fun out of it.

Having said that, if I was up there, I'd probably give it a go. Just so you can say you did.


QFBTWIWGTS
2006-06-21, 12:29 PM #26
You would NOT need a wall or something. The reason you have arms and hands is to pull/pull/hold people. Pushing and pulling would be more than adequate.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-06-21, 12:30 PM #27
Originally posted by gothicX:
If I remember correctly, there was some scandal about having sex in space before, due to some astronauts actually doing it. Let me try finding the article.


Good luck finding that on Google. Let us know the best sites you find, as long as you don't need a subscription.
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-06-21, 12:53 PM #28
Originally posted by Schming:
You would NOT need a wall or something. The reason you have arms and hands is to pull/pull/hold people. Pushing and pulling would be more than adequate.

why is nobody getting this? yes, you can push and pull on eachother, but unless atleast one of you is attached to something solid, all your efforts will do is change your trajectory. you'd both just be juddering about in space, but your body parts won't be moving much relative to each of you.

And Sarn... sounds less whorish than putting out for the price of a dinner! :p
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2006-06-21, 1:09 PM #29
Quote:
why is nobody getting this? yes, you can push and pull on eachother, but unless atleast one of you is attached to something solid, all your efforts will do is change your trajectory. you'd both just be juddering about in space, but your body parts won't be moving much relative to each of you.

That is precisely wrong. The only thing that happens is that you move in an equal and opposite way as the force you exert. If you pull the other person towards you, you both move - towards EACH OTHER. You don't just magically move backwards so they don't get any closer.
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2006-06-21, 1:36 PM #30
yes, if the forces exerted by each person were exactly equal and opposite to the other. since there is virtually zero possibility that they will be, all you will do is jerk around
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2006-06-21, 2:03 PM #31
That sounds hot.
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2006-06-21, 2:11 PM #32
You're weightless in space. Why not one person just do all the work? hehe
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"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-06-21, 5:15 PM #33
If it hasn't been done in space, I imagine it's probably been tried at least once in a public zero-g session.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomit_Comet
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2006-06-21, 5:25 PM #34
Originally posted by maevie:
And Sarn... sounds less whorish than putting out for the price of a dinner! :p

Sweet. I get to have sex with Maevie in space... All I need to do now is get a spaceship...

Anyone know where I can get a spaceship?
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

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2006-06-21, 5:29 PM #35
What was that song that everyone kinda obsessed over a few years back?

I never actually heard it, but heard the lyrics repeated many times over.

"Climb aboard my love rocket, and in the tank is not gas, but love." "Beltseats fastened?" "3, 2, 1, offblast!" are the ones I remember.
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2006-06-21, 7:46 PM #36
Originally posted by Jedigreedo:
If it hasn't been done in space, I imagine it's probably been tried at least once in a public zero-g session.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vomit_Comet


Originally posted by Wikipedia:
In general it is used to train astronauts in zero-g maneuvers, giving them about 25 seconds of weightlessness out of 65 seconds of flight. This often produces nausea due to airsickness, especially in novices.


Hmm, well if it could be done during a nauseating 25 seconds, then I suppose..... :confused:
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2006-06-21, 8:12 PM #37
I bet those astronauts get pretty bored on the International Space Station.
2006-06-21, 8:40 PM #38
Gravity is a conspiracy from the government! (and Newton)
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2006-06-21, 10:50 PM #39
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Sweet. I get to have sex with Maevie in space... All I need to do now is get a spaceship...

Anyone know where I can get a spaceship?

Out on the side yard. She'll fly. Buuut it'll be a little bumpy. And there's the matter of the glue holding the heat tiles on...
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2006-06-21, 11:20 PM #40
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
"Climb aboard my love rocket, and in the tank is not gas, but love." "Beltseats fastened?" "3, 2, 1, offblast!" are the ones I remember.


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