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2006-06-23, 8:51 PM #1

SAJN

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Posts: 11,157

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Think while it's still legal.

2006-06-23, 8:54 PM #2

JediKirby

GoY's Pessimistic Soy Boy Toy

Posts: 17,361

I just about laughed my *** off.

"Local Handy-man."

Hahahahaha

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2006-06-23, 9:31 PM #3

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

I'd really hate to be that guy walking around.

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.

2006-06-23, 10:39 PM #4

JudgeDredd

Believed in Green Men

Posts: 1,370

Yeah, you gotta admit... that wouldn't be as fun as it sounds.

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2006-06-23, 10:48 PM #5

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

It really doesn't sound fun at all.

Pissed Off?

2006-06-23, 11:08 PM #6

JudgeDredd

Believed in Green Men

Posts: 1,370

Yeah that's what I said. It wouldn't even be as fun as it sounds, which is less than not at all.

<Lyme> I got Fight Club for 6.98 at walmart.
<Black_Bishop> I am Jack's low price guarantee

2006-06-23, 11:15 PM #7

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

True

Pissed Off?

2006-06-24, 5:31 AM #8

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Hmmm... what's worse, going through that for 10 years or having your name and "condition" plastered all over the internet...

*giggles*

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2006-06-24, 6:27 AM #9

darthslaw

Darth Slaw

Posts: 3,490

Whoa...

Poor guy.

Originally posted by JudgeDredd:

Yeah that's what I said. It wouldn't even be as fun as it sounds, which is less than not at all.

Too bad some people just can't seem to get this with the could/couldn't care less issue... =\

May the mass times acceleration be with you.

2006-06-24, 6:29 AM #10

Nikumubeki

NIKVMVS-REX-TODOA

Posts: 17,541

LOLZ ERECTIONS R FUNNAY

Luckily I've never had bad doctors.

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2006-06-24, 11:15 AM #11

Schming

It doesn't like you either.

Posts: 5,553

That is gross. The whole implant, not 10-year erections. I'd have fun with it.

"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"

2006-06-24, 4:09 PM #12

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

I think companies would make more money if the made medicine that did the exact opposite.

2006-06-24, 6:14 PM #13

ECHOMAN

"Has it won yet?"

Posts: 17,215

Wait, are you saying it would be profitable if they made medication that would make any penis...flaccid?

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2006-06-24, 6:32 PM #14

Jay

Hey guys, did you hear about Something Awful?

Posts: 8,804

[quote=zee articalz]The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.[/quote]

He has hydraulics on his penis? I want penis hydraulics!

2006-06-24, 7:05 PM #15

Grismath

Registered User

Posts: 5,177

*makes hydraulic sounds*

Cordially,
Lord Tiberius Grismath
1473 for '1337' posts.

2006-06-24, 7:39 PM #16

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

"Do you have hydraulics in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."