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Ultimate Duck Hunting! In glorious 3D!
2006-06-24, 5:28 PM #1
I've got to buy this game. It's in 3D! How could I resist?
2006-06-24, 5:30 PM #2
you know what?

do it real

get a hunting license

kill some animals

then it'll be more real, it'll be more fun and you get dinner at the end!!!
2006-06-24, 6:11 PM #3
Do those dogs have like ... 2 frames of animation?
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2006-06-24, 7:12 PM #4
Real duck hunting's fun. Get a license and go blast some ducks.
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2006-06-24, 7:15 PM #5
Or some guy's face.
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2006-06-24, 7:19 PM #6
[http://crozier.tangerinecs.com/blog/images/cheney.jpg]

[QUOTE=Dick Cheney]Kablam![/QUOTE]
2006-06-24, 7:22 PM #7
He always has to have a gun. Even if he's pretending its his hand.
2006-06-24, 7:32 PM #8
WHO... is he?
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2006-06-24, 7:33 PM #9
He's the guy that hates you for some reason.
2006-06-24, 8:54 PM #10
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
WHO... is he?

..... you're kidding right?
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2006-06-24, 9:06 PM #11
He's from Mexico?
2006-06-24, 9:08 PM #12
Originally posted by Uberslug:
this game.

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2006-06-24, 9:35 PM #13
Stop playing GTA and go out and kill a real hooker.

You get actual sex in the end.
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2006-06-24, 9:47 PM #14
I'm amazed I actually watched that entire trailer. The corniness factor was off the charts!
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2006-06-24, 10:19 PM #15
I must have this game.
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2006-06-24, 10:40 PM #16
Originally posted by JediKirby:
Stop playing GTA and go out and kill a real hooker.

You get actual sex in the end.

That actually requires money though. And killing the hooker after you're done to get your money back doesn't work nearly as well. :o
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2006-06-24, 11:08 PM #17
Originally posted by 'Thrawn[numbarz:
'][http://crozier.tangerinecs.com/blog/images/cheney.jpg]


Cheney was hunting pheasants. Because of this, I am unable to find any humor in your post.
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2006-06-24, 11:44 PM #18
Pheasants are birds. Ducks are birds.

Close enough for me.
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2006-06-25, 12:00 AM #19
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
WHO... is he?


Dick Cheney, Vice President of the United States of Corpor... America. :psyduck:
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2006-06-25, 12:13 AM #20
in other w0rds a BURGARBOI
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2006-06-25, 12:17 AM #21
Shut up, Finn.
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2006-06-25, 12:20 AM #22
go invade a nation lol
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2006-06-25, 12:23 AM #23
Go live in your iceblock and eat your snow for dinner lawl
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2006-06-25, 12:51 AM #24
Snow you!
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2006-06-25, 3:57 AM #25
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Real duck hunting's fun. Get a license and go blast some ducks.

And then: EAT IT!
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2006-06-25, 5:40 AM #26
If it's getting cold, REHEAT IT.
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2006-06-25, 7:07 AM #27
hey kirb, we should work on a certain something again sometime

yea
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2006-06-25, 1:46 PM #28
I can't believe I watched that trailer up until the dog training part. Whoever made that game needs to be shot in the face. The dogs didn't even run, they kind of... frollicked.
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2006-06-25, 1:58 PM #29
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Cheney was hunting pheasants. Because of this, I am unable to find any humor in your post.


ok
2006-06-25, 2:46 PM #30
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
I'm amazed I actually watched that entire trailer. The corniness factor was off the charts!


Wow...me too. I was seriously wondering if this was a real game.
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2006-06-25, 4:50 PM #31
That picture of Cheney...is it for real or is it photoshopped? The way he makes that gun gesture with the hand...
2006-06-25, 4:56 PM #32
That game looks like a joke that someone made up. You sure it's not a mod for some game?
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2006-06-25, 4:58 PM #33
It's real
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2006-06-26, 3:04 PM #34
Gametrailers.com is a website for trailers that are for games. I have yet to see a mod on there. but like you, I have a secret hope that it's a mod.
2006-06-26, 5:17 PM #35
Well, couldn't it be a gag? The gameplay footage looks too clumsy and unpolished to seem like a new game. I don't find it hard to believe at all that it's a joke and they posted a video that was a mod for some oldschool game.

Just wait, they'll put up an "APRIL FOOLS LOL" announcement soon enough.
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2006-06-26, 5:31 PM #36
Wait, it's a NEW game? I thought it was made in, like, 1995.

(By the way, how did this thread go from talking about crappy duck hunting games to killing hookers for sex, again?)
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