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Inebriated walking simulator (flash)
2004-06-24, 12:42 AM #1
http://www.wagenschenke.ch/

85m. gah.

I apologize for horrifically offending anyone if this has been posted before.

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Worth a million in prizes, baby.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-06-24, 12:57 AM #2
Thats one hell of an accurate simulation.

Only managed about 25m before closing it.

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Drugs & Stupidity, Tons of it.
2004-06-24, 1:35 AM #3
79m of drunken staggering.

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2004-06-24, 3:30 AM #4
78m

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2004-06-24, 3:36 AM #5
Hehe, that's quite cool. 84 meters.

Reminds me of this.

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[This message has been edited by Jin (edited June 24, 2004).]
2004-06-24, 5:51 AM #6
59m. I love the guy's yodel. "YODELAYEEEHOOOAA-" *crash* [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]
DO NOT WANT.
2004-06-24, 6:38 AM #7
Awesome. I got a whole 24 meters.

Edit: Whoo, 39m, a new record for me!

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.

[This message has been edited by Jazzkokehead (edited June 24, 2004).]
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-06-24, 6:50 AM #8
51m for me

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2004-06-24, 7:00 AM #9
81!

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MadQuack has a signature.
I'm just a little boy.
2004-06-24, 7:24 AM #10
Does anyone else find it more fun to throw him into the ground than to keep him up?
2004-06-24, 7:25 AM #11
It is, isn't it?

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I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
I bet you think that's funny, don't you.
2004-06-24, 8:37 AM #12
70m

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"Ever since I was a boy, I have always kept your laws, now I want to follow you and join you in your noble cause. Jesus turned to him and said, 'Sell all you have give to the poor.' Rich young ruler hung his head, not to follow, walked instead." - Vanishing Lesson
Think while it's still legal.
2004-06-24, 8:42 AM #13
56 before a violent fall. I'm bored.

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Steal my dreams and sell them back to me.....
2004-06-24, 8:49 AM #14
65m.. hmm.. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif] Funny.

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2004-06-24, 8:55 AM #15
38m.

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2004-06-24, 9:16 AM #16
I was doing quite alright until he launched into a yodeling tirade which made me grin and smash him face-first into the pavement.

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Worth a million in prizes, baby.
If it breaks, you get to keep both pieces.
2004-06-24, 9:52 AM #17
77. I find it much easier if you play it in full screen.

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The Devious Server
2004-06-24, 10:34 AM #18
How far can a drunk walk before collapsing in an infant-like stupor? 42 metres.
"When it's time for this planet to die, you'll understand that you know absolutely nothing." — Bugenhagen
2004-06-24, 4:09 PM #19
52 meters here. Gotta admit, thats danged funny.
2004-06-24, 4:21 PM #20
25 meters then I was laughing so hard I couldn't pull more than 9.

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2004-06-24, 7:05 PM #21
52.

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No.
No.
2004-06-24, 7:18 PM #22
76

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2004-06-24, 7:26 PM #23


[This message has been edited by drizzt2k2 (edited June 24, 2004).]
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2004-06-24, 7:28 PM #24
you have to move your mouse to the left and right to keep the guy walking upright.

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2004-06-24, 8:09 PM #25
I'd enjoy it more if I could see my mouse cursor.

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2004-06-24, 9:16 PM #26
71 and I got sick of it :P

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2004-06-25, 4:19 AM #27
78m

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2004-06-25, 5:07 AM #28
68. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/frown.gif]

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