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Teh drunk thread

2006-07-01, 12:22 AM #81

Avenger

Positive!

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I'm plastered right now. Microbrew keg FTW.

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2006-07-01, 2:47 AM #82

KOP_Snake

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*hic*

I've only had 2 officers, Budweiser.

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2006-07-01, 2:49 AM #83

- Tony -

Not satisfied.

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I went drinking, but went to bed before I could post. So this one lacks hilarity.

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2006-07-01, 3:23 AM #84

maevie

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Originally posted by Spork:

Yeah so I got a little drunk at the end of financial year drinks last night. Might've spent a little too much time talking to my senior manager about what I think of people in our department, might've spent a little too much time coming clean with a friend about the already attached girl in my team I have feelings for

Twas a good night.

haha! woopsie....

We put the jukebox on after the football and sang our pretty little hearts out, then my boss-type person and I went and found ourselves a lock in (one for the road again...). He made me do kareoke, something I have managed to avoid inflicting on people for so long...

I feel unpretty. Now have to get ready, pack some stuff up, get a train to the coast, and find a pub to watch the next game in

*snore*

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2006-07-01, 11:42 AM #85

Avenger

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I've fallen prey to drunken kareoke before too. It wasn't so good from what I'm told.

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2006-07-01, 4:06 PM #86

DracoZandros

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I've decided to join the party. About 10 shots of vodca in one hour and I'm still going, got some Carlsberg in the fridge.

You don't realise how much concentration has gone into making this thing readable. I need another drink.

EDIT: Just remembered as I was getting a drink, again, a friend introduced me to a good drink that gets you drunk fast but has little effect in the hangover department. Vodca and fresh orange. It's the... spelling gone bye bye, it's good.

2006-07-01, 4:07 PM #87

DEFINOTELY NOT SPE

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MORE FIGHT IS BOOZE

FOR THE WIN OF THE FIGHT

WE CAN FIGHT

2006-07-01, 4:32 PM #88

Avenger

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More drinking tonight. BBQ + Beer = Good Times

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2006-07-01, 5:22 PM #89

BoricuaDelight

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haha wish I could join in! I mean I got liquor here, but meh, nothing I really like to mix things with. Like I could make a mudslide cuz there's vodka here, but blech I dont like it straight up, and there's rum and gin, but again I dont like it straight up, so alas I wont be joining in the fun. if I had various ingredients I would lol

2006-07-01, 8:29 PM #90

ORJ_JoS

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damnm its ****

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2006-07-01, 8:30 PM #91

Gilgamesh85

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You have liquor? Ha, well the hard part's already taken care of! Trust me, if you want it bad enough, you'll find something to mix it with. I mix booze with any liquid, when I'm desperate. I had a bottle of tequila once, and a container of tomato juice. It didn't taste super, but better than straight up, and it got me deeeeRUNK

2006-07-01, 8:31 PM #92

ORJ_JoS

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...****...

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2006-07-01, 8:59 PM #93

Avenger

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Go to the store and buy some orange juice for crying out loud!

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2006-07-03, 11:59 PM #94

Ric_Olie

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I'm drunk. And rather depressed too if you must know. But don't worry Massassi, I'm not going to slice my wrists. Oh no, I'm going to stab the face of the guy who was my friend who keeps stealing all the girls. What a *******. And what gall. The ****er went so far as to explain in precise detail how many more women he is bedding than I am. He offered me a place on his couch tonight, but I walked home, not caring to hear him and his latest fling going at it. What a *******.

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Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.

2006-07-04, 1:02 AM #95

JediKirby

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My PARENTS got me drunk! Go ****ing figure. It was awesome. We told a bunch of dirty jokes, and my aunt ended up shooting beer out of her nose.

That was the oddest drunken experience I ever had.

Then I got on AIM and made fun of my ex. Good times.

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2006-07-04, 7:11 AM #96

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Greetings from helsinki. I'm on my summer vacation atm.

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2006-07-04, 7:15 AM #97

Jep

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Why are they still full? [/COLOR]

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2006-07-04, 7:17 AM #98

CaveDemon

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Originally posted by Jepman:

Why are they still full? [/COLOR]

BECAUSE I JUST RETURNED FROM THE LIQUOR STORE.

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2006-07-04, 7:18 AM #99

Jep

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Thats no excuse! [/COLOR][/SIZE]

Its a space station O.o

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2006-07-04, 7:23 AM #100

CaveDemon

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Originally posted by Jepman:

Thats no excuse! [/COLOR][/SIZE]

Its a space station O.o

IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE. IT IS A REASON.

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2006-07-04, 7:40 AM #101

JediKirby

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Man, people should type like that all the time. So much easier to read.

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2006-07-04, 8:06 AM #102

Jep

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Originally posted by CaveDemon:

IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE. IT IS A REASON.

You wrote reason in pink. That nullifies your reason thus you are left with an excuse. In such a situation, your punishment shall be to give me all those bottles, buy yourself new ones and get drunk together. Hakuna matata [/I][/COLOR][/SIZE]

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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-07-04, 8:31 AM #103

CaveDemon

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Originally posted by Jepman:

YOU ARE WRONG. PINK MEANS ONLY THAT I'M SURE OF SOMETHING. AT THE MOMENT, I'M SURE OF THE FACT THAT IT IS NOT AN EXCUSE BUT A REASON. MAKUNA HATATA. ULABAKA BULAKA. lowercase too. have fun? i will. with my absinthe. i spent 73e on booze today. love ya jepsbabe

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2006-07-04, 8:40 AM #104

Jep

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[center] Why aren't you done yet? [/SIZE][/COLOR]
You've clearly been back for sometime now! [/center]

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2006-07-04, 8:42 AM #105

CaveDemon

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Because i need to drive in an hour. Then i'll get wasted.

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2006-07-04, 8:44 AM #106

Jep

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[center] Excuses again!!! [/SIZE][/COLOR]
Damnit boyo, you're worste than a girlfriend with a headache! [/center]

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2006-07-04, 8:48 AM #107

CaveDemon

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but she does have a headache.

That's why i have to drive.

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2006-07-04, 8:50 AM #108

Jep

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Well, I'll forgive you since its for the girlfriend. I'll see you two for a bangin' threesome later. [/SIZE][/COLOR]

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2006-07-04, 8:55 AM #109

JediKirby

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WHOO!

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2006-07-04, 8:57 AM #110

Jep

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

WHOO!

How fitting that you cheer, you're being used as midget-condom again. [/COLOR][/SIZE]

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2006-07-04, 9:07 AM #111

JediKirby

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That's TOTALLY my joke.

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2006-07-04, 9:45 AM #112

Jep

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You're just mad because you're short! [/SIZE][/COLOR]

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2006-07-04, 10:29 AM #113

CaveDemon

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Originally posted by JediKirby:

That's TOTALLY my joke.

I could wear you. You're my private hooker.

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2006-07-04, 10:40 AM #114

Jep

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[CENTER] Kirby All-star Hooker [/B][/SIZE][/B][/COLOR]

(>!_!)> 8=======D [/SIZE][/B][/CENTER][/COLOR]

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2006-07-04, 11:02 AM #115

CaveDemon

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BOTTLES OPENED. ..

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2006-07-04, 11:03 AM #116

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

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Originally posted by CaveDemon:

BOTTLES OPENED. ..

Congratulations. You have gained a level in Drunk. [/SIZE][/COLOR]

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2006-07-04, 11:40 AM #117

CaveDemon

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MMM. Absinthe. ..

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2006-07-04, 4:01 PM #118

ECHOMAN

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BIG TEXT [/color][/size]

SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-07-04, 4:15 PM #119

Ruthven

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I HAVE AN AVERAGE SIZED WANG AND I'M PROUD OF IT BABY [/COLOR][/SIZE]

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-07-04, 4:30 PM #120

Gilgamesh85

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LOUD NOISES [/color][/size]

I picked up a giant bottle of wine today, so I can join the ranks of Drunk once again!