I just left to go to dinner, and was wearing a hat. I burst, sprinting out of my room, and hopped down our 3 stairs, grabbing for said hat. Now, my thumbnails are a bit long, but since it's summer I haven't trimmed them yet. When I hit the floor running from my hop, my hand flew back, and my thumbnail stabbed me right above my eye. I can't get a picture with my crappy camera, but damn, that hurt. It bled, actually. Not too big of a cut, about as long as my thumbal (3/4 - 1").

So what painful/stupid things have you done recently?

My friend tossed me the basketball, and same thing, my finger nails are a little long considering I haven't trimmed them in a while and it hit me right in the thumbnail. It's all bruised under the nail and everything, really sucks.

Learning gainers (running and then doing a backflip in mid air) off my diving board, screwed up and landed on my neck (it's into water, but it still gave me a nice red mark on my neck and higher back).

A giant St. Bernard jumped up and bit me in the face, once. I wasn't aware of it at the time, but he nearly punctured my eyeball.

Sorry, that wasn't anywhere near recent. Your story just reminded me of it.

Finger + soldering iron.

There used to be this commercial on TV...I can't recall what for, but was about this guy gettting ready for work in the morning. He was so tired/out of it that he was ironing his shirt with the telephone receiver and then the phone rings so he reaches for the hot iron. The commercial ended a split second before he pressed it to his face. So funny.

I once killed a man by looking at him.

Does that count?

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I once killed a man by looking at him.

Does that count?[/QUOTE]

Dj Yoshi, it depends on whether you ate him or not...

Psychic attacks don't work against me. I'm Dark foo'.

I haven't done anything to myself for a while now. Last thing that hurt the most was a dirty tackle I recieved in a soccer game three weeks ago; cleet to shin.

I had a door close too fast on my arm recently, so now my arm's sore.

My favorite wound is the small scar on my left thumb that's still visible from the bolt of a Mosin-Nagant rifle.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I once killed a man by looking at him.

Does that count?[/QUOTE]


/me turns absorb on.

/me turns on the fade hax

/me fades Yoshi

i was picking up my new computer, and i grabbed the open card slots in back to lift it

needless to say, heavy-ish case + sharp new metal = cut fingers

Well, as per usual with me, I have no lack of painful/stupid things I have done.

Most recent being the two HUGE papercuts I got yesterday from handling large sheets of cardboard at work. By "huge" I mean "slice your finger halfway off". Well okay, I'm exaggerating. But you know.

I was just about to mail a letter to my evil twin
When I got a nasty papercut
And, well, to make a long story short
It got infected and I died

So now I'm up in heaven with St. Peter
By the pearly gates
And it's obvious he doesn't like
The Nehru jacket that I'm wearing
He tells me that they've got a dress code

Well, he lets me into heaven anyway
But I get the room next to the noisy ice machine
For all eternity
And every day he runs by screaming

Everything you know is wrong
Black is white, up is down and short is long
And everything you used to think was so important
Doesn't really matter anymore
Because the simple fact remains that

Everything you know is wrong
Just forget the words and sing along
All you need to understand is
Everything you know is wrong
Everything you know is wrong

gah, I'm missing that song. But I have "Amish Pradise"

Clicked on this thread.

>.>

I started working as a cashier at Sam's Club and my back has been killing me lately. Too much damn twisting and turning, bending and lifting.

I read that as "...and my back has been killing my baby."

Random.

I once jumped out of my room for a film camera, and flew into a wall, puncturing a whole clean through with my bare foot. And I didn't even notice it until my friend pointed it out.

I had a dog related incident as well, and it was fairly recent...

I was at my aunt and uncle's cottage last weekend, and since the others were no fun, it was just the dog and I who went swimming. This is a giant German Shepherd, by the way. Anywho, as soon as I went under the water, the dog lunged over and mauled me. After I got him off of me, everyone gasped. Apparently he left a few nasty looking cuts in my back. Oh well, I didn't feel them, so no harm done. It just freaked me out is all.

Also, about a month ago, my hand slipped and contacted the inside of the oven, while I was lifting a lasagna out. The burn was pretty bad, and made working a not so fun ordeal for a few days. On the plus side, though, I saved the food from certain crispy death.

mmmm, mad accordian solo...

I work at Harbor Freight, and one other guy and I are arranging the warehouse. You see, when our first trucks came in, everything just kind of got thrown about wherever it would fit. Seeing as nobody can find anything, we are organizing it. We have several sanders, grinders, boxes of reciprocating saws, impact wrenches etc. in the 30-60 kilo range that have been lifted and/or placed on shoulders to transport from one bay to another. Even though we have back belts, my back and my shoulder are a little sore, as are my arms.

Put down your chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite

You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can while Mr. Wimpole's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid

Take some wooden nickles
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how
You can dare to be stupid

You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to leave a tip

Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Let's go

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevyrolet
And party 'till you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid

It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're all waiting for you
Dare to be stupid

Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do

Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Tell me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's alright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid all night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out loud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Let's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid

Yeah, that happened to me too. It goes away after the first week incase you're wondering