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Wanna track Santa on Christmas?
2003-12-22, 1:08 AM #1
Go here to track Santa Claus on Christmas Eve! It's a really cool site where you can find "facts" about Santa Claus, even a little history about NORAD! A nice little interactive treat for the little ones in your family as well!

Merry Christmas!

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2003-12-22, 3:10 AM #2
Thanks alot..

/me grabs RPG

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2003-12-22, 3:57 AM #3
It doesn't seem to even mention Finland and claims that Santa originates from Turkey. Stupid website.

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2003-12-22, 1:39 PM #4
Remember, it's for the kids... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-22, 1:43 PM #5
And everyone knows that Finland is full of bad children. Why would they want to know when they're receiving their coal?

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2003-12-22, 1:46 PM #6
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(from website)
NORAD uses four high-tech systems to track Santa - radar, satellites, SantaCams and jet fighter aircraft.

It all starts with the NORAD radar system called the North Warning System. This powerful radar system has 47 installations strung across Canada's North and Alaska. NORAD makes a point of checking the radar closely for indications of Santa Claus leaving the North Pole on Christmas Eve.

The moment our radar tells us that Santa has lifted off, we begin to use the same satellites that we use in providing warning of possible missile launches aimed at North America. These satellites are located in a geo-synchronous orbit (that's a cool phrase meaning that the satellite is always fixed over the same spot on the Earth) at 22,300 miles above the Earth. The satellites have infrared sensors, meaning they can see heat. When a rocket or missile is launched, a tremendous amount of heat is produced - enough for the satellites to see them. Rudolph's nose gives off an infrared signature similar to a missile launch. The satellites can detect Rudolph's bright red nose with practically no problem. With so many years of experience, NORAD has become good at tracking aircraft entering North America, detecting worldwide missile launches and tracking the progress of Santa, thanks to Rudolph. It is important to note, however, that our scientists have tried to determine the chemical process that occurs that creates the heat that is generated by Rudolph's nose but they have not been able to thus far. </font>


This is a government coverup!!

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2003-12-22, 2:21 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by fishstickz:
Thanks alot..
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2003-12-22, 2:38 PM #8
You would think that NORAD would have something better to do... like looking for terrorists or something. But yah, that's a cool site.

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2003-12-22, 3:44 PM #9
So if oh say Russia or someone wanted to nuke the U.S. or anyone wanted to nuke anything all they'd have to due is tie up santa and launch a nuke from the North pole so everyone will be sitting on their couch watching the NORAD updates and then think "Oh boy! It's sant-" *insert nuclear holocaust here* Hmm... just a sick and twisted thought I was thinking.

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2003-12-22, 7:59 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
You would think that NORAD would have something better to do... like looking for terrorists or something. But yah, that's a cool site.

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or working with the Star Gate? thay cant forget thoes duties.


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2003-12-22, 11:10 PM #11
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
You would think that NORAD would have something better to do... like looking for terrorists or something.</font>


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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">As they have since 1958, the Air Force personnel of the Canadian NORAD Region will continue their mission to deter, detect and defend against aerial threats to Canada. However, Christmas Eve will see that one special “track of interest” that signs off with a hearty “Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”</font>


I was reading on the RCAF website that when alerted by Canadian Air Defence Sector Operations Centre, they scramble 3 CF-18 Hornets (with special pilots that are chosen earlier in Decemeber), to escort the sleigh into Canadian Air Space. They also escort him out of Canadian Air Space.

Also, this year, Ringo Starr is the santacam operator.

I think it's cool that the government would take time to entertain the little ones like this.

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2003-12-22, 11:15 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
So if oh say Russia or someone wanted to nuke the U.S. or anyone wanted to nuke anything all they'd have to due is tie up santa and launch a nuke from the North pole so everyone will be sitting on their couch watching the NORAD updates and then think "Oh boy! It's sant-" *insert nuclear holocaust here* Hmm... just a sick and twisted thought I was thinking.

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Sick and twisted? Maybe. Wrong? Absolutely! Pay a visit to the North Pole. Come on, do it. Go there and look for Santa. Search all over the place. Now, I don't know if the penguins live only in South or North Pole or both, but that's all you'll find, and maybe some crazy guys in their igloos. BUT NOT SANTA. NOT THE FATHER OF CHRISTMAS, NOT HIS REINDEER, AND NOT HIS LITTLE GNOMES. Come on, go take a look. Search the entire area. I promise you, you'll find absolutely no sign of Santa Claus. Not in the North Pole. Not even in the damn South Pole! The old guy lives in Finland's Lapland with his wife, mother Christmas. YEAH, SANTA CLAUS HAS A WIFE.

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2003-12-23, 12:42 AM #13
Moving this topic back on track...:P Tomorrow night this site goes 'live', and will start to track Santa Claus as he makes his way around the World. See everyone tomorrow!

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2003-12-23, 6:10 AM #14
at least we'll have a chance to know of someone hijacks the sleigh.

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2003-12-23, 9:25 AM #15
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Krokodile:
Sick and twisted? Maybe. Wrong? Absolutely! Pay a visit to the North Pole. Come on, do it. Go there and look for Santa. Search all over the place. Now, I don't know if the penguins live only in South or North Pole or both, but that's all you'll find, and maybe some crazy guys in their igloos. BUT NOT SANTA. NOT THE FATHER OF CHRISTMAS, NOT HIS REINDEER, AND NOT HIS LITTLE GNOMES. Come on, go take a look. Search the entire area. I promise you, you'll find absolutely no sign of Santa Claus. Not in the North Pole. Not even in the damn South Pole! The old guy lives in Finland's Lapland with his wife, mother Christmas. YEAH, SANTA CLAUS HAS A WIFE.

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Nope, Santa lives at the North pole. You didn't expect him to live on the surface, did you? Ha! He has a secret underwater base at the bottom of the Arctic Ocean, right at the north pole.

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2003-12-23, 10:02 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kyle90:
Nope, Santa lives at the North pole. You didn't expect him to live on the surface, did you? Ha! He has a secret underwater base at the bottom of the Arctic Ocean, right at the north pole.

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Indeed.

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2003-12-23, 10:07 AM #17
I'll bet he's hiding weapons of mass distruction. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-23, 10:46 AM #18
well, as we all remember from the other thread, Santa is a Canadian, and Canadians can stop time.

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2003-12-23, 11:21 AM #19
Are you sure it will be Santa, or...

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2003-12-23, 11:35 AM #20
Breaking Santa News:

SAC (Strategic Air Command) Headquarters in their mountain base in Colorado is reporting of an accidental missle fired at Santa's sled.

The mistake came when SAC's enemy missile detection system was triggered by Santa's bright red outfit, mistaking him for a Soviet-launched ICBM.

While the higher-ups seem to be keeping their mouths closed, one thing is for sure: the only coal children will be getting this year is of burnt Santa.

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2003-12-23, 12:36 PM #21
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2003-12-24, 12:46 AM #22
Update: Santa's currently being tracked on the radar! WOOHOO! LOL [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

My Canada includes Beavers.
2003-12-24, 5:33 AM #23
omqz leik thos graphacs suxbad!!!!111!!11oneoennumbr!

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