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Guy masturbating in Public Library...
2006-06-30, 2:45 PM #1
The story from the local TV station, and a video (may require Internet Explorer to watch) is here (doesn't really contain any inappropriate content per se):
http://www.wkyc.com/news/news_article.aspx?storyid=52623

Basically, some guy was looking at porn on the internet at a Public Library and was caught on camera masturbating. The local TV channel then did a report on this entire thing (including exposing the college kid) as well as highlighting other perceived "dangers" in libraries.

Despite of the fact that what the kid did was wrong, you can pretty much tell he isn't a "sexual predator." The way the news reporter exposes the kid, and then goes to his parents to press the issue, strikes me as a mean-spirited attempt to gather ratings. So much, in fact, that I can't but feel sort of sorry for the guy. After being displayed like this on public television...wow. Talk about something being embarrassing to the extreme.
2006-06-30, 2:50 PM #2
In a related note, Pee Wee is premiering on [adult swim] on July 10th.
2006-06-30, 2:54 PM #3
That was awesome when the guys dad flipped out. ****ing reporter deserved it for being a nosey ***.
2006-06-30, 2:58 PM #4
Well, the story was blown up by the reporters. But, why would you look at porn in a public place like there? I mean, does he not have a personal computer and internet?
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2006-06-30, 3:13 PM #5
Originally posted by Echoman:
Well, the story was blown up by the reporters. But, why would you look at porn in a public place like there? I mean, does he not have a personal computer and internet?

If you have to go to a library for it, probably not.
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2006-06-30, 3:19 PM #6
Probobly not if he's choking his chicken in the library
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2006-06-30, 3:20 PM #7
Maybe the dangers of "bashing the bishop" in public add to his experience?
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2006-06-30, 3:21 PM #8
Choking his chicken? Never heard that one before.
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2006-06-30, 3:25 PM #9
I have. Never heard bashing the bishop, though.
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2006-06-30, 3:30 PM #10
Stupid kid. Wanking in library. I've wanked in library's toilet but not anywhere else. I've wanked in airplanes toilet too.
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2006-06-30, 3:34 PM #11
Chokin' the chicken! :v:

[edit: dammit, already posted]
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2006-06-30, 3:44 PM #12
Originally posted by CaveDemon:
Stupid kid. Wanking in library. I've wanked in library's toilet but not anywhere else. I've wanked in airplanes toilet too.

We didn't need to know that but thanks.

As for me, I don't wank it. In fact, I never truely wanked it in my life. However, I have plenty of wet dreams so it balances it out.
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2006-06-30, 4:26 PM #13
Originally posted by SavageX378:
We didn't need to know that but thanks.

As for me, I don't wank it. In fact, I never truely wanked it in my life. However, I have plenty of wet dreams so it balances it out.

Yeah, it'll totally balance out the first time you have sex for real and...finish early due to lack of experience. :ninja:
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2006-06-30, 4:58 PM #14
That was some sick story. And I can't understand why the dude just remained there to be interviewed by the reporter. Not much pride or dignity, certainly. But I guess if he had had, he wouldn't have done the whole deed in the first place.
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2006-06-30, 5:11 PM #15
Originally posted by lassev:
And I can't understand why the dude just remained there to be interviewed by the reporter.


Nervousness and embarrassment locked him into place IMO.
2006-06-30, 5:28 PM #16
Originally posted by Emon:
Yeah, it'll totally balance out the first time you have sex for real and...finish early due to lack of experience. :ninja:

What... Babie dolls don't count?
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2006-06-30, 6:27 PM #17
Originally posted by Emon:
Yeah, it'll totally balance out the first time you have sex for real and...finish early due to lack of experience. :ninja:



It's funny and true! :D
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2006-06-30, 6:39 PM #18
I saw a guy in the row in front of me tossing one off in an internet cafe once.

not fun.
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2006-06-30, 6:48 PM #19
Originally posted by Anovis:
In a related note, Pee Wee is premiering on [adult swim] on July 10th.

LMAO
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2006-06-30, 6:52 PM #20
Originally posted by maevie:
I saw a guy in the row in front of me tossing one off in an internet cafe once.

not fun.


You should have tapped him on the shoulder and smacked him across the face when he turned around. :D
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2006-06-30, 7:00 PM #21
Nah. You should have gave him a tissue and left.
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2006-06-30, 7:10 PM #22
You should have done it too.

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2006-06-30, 7:18 PM #23
Shoulda smashed his junk with a heavy object or accidentally spilled a hot drink in his lap.
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2006-06-30, 7:23 PM #24
Originally posted by KnobZ2:
...may require Internet Explorer to watch...

Not really. Direct link: http://wm.wkyc.gannett.edgestreams.net/news/20060522_mondaylibrary_wkyc.wmv
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2006-06-30, 8:05 PM #25
Originally posted by Darkjedibob:
If you have to go to a library for it, probably not.

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2006-06-30, 8:13 PM #26
I'm going to ignore the whole masturbating part, because that's 70% our society's shame associated with sexuality, and the other 30% is plain stupidity on the offender's part.

What I'd like to talk about is the utter stupidity that the reporter acted with. He made EVERYTHING out to be bigger than it needed to be. "Apparently, masturbating is ok with public libraries." and "But not before taking out his aggression on us."

This is the sort of low life journalism that creates the idiots in the world. "The news said it, so it must be true." Causing fear in people for no reason. Now we can't go to the library because we might catch some guy touching himself out of the corner of our eyes. Even worse, our kids might see it and NOT be ashamed of a sexual organ.

Ug, people bug the hell out of me.
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2006-06-30, 8:33 PM #27
I really just wanted to punch that reporter in the face. If he thought he was doing everyone a favor by being an ******* to the kid and his parents, well he wasn't. He just looked like more of a sick **** than that kid ever would.

And... I have no problem with the kid looking at porn and masturbating. Just don't do it in a public library plz.
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2006-06-30, 8:36 PM #28
Can we do it here? :ninja:
2006-06-30, 8:45 PM #29
People that masturbate in public should be ridiculed, also publically.

I mean, he was cool with flobbing the bishop in a public place. He ought to be cool with everyone knowing he touches himself.
2006-06-30, 8:58 PM #30
Originally posted by Avenger:
It's funny and true! :D

ok fine fine... I'll go practice then!
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2006-06-30, 9:48 PM #31
hehehehehe
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2006-06-30, 9:55 PM #32
They said they found used condoms in the library too. That aint cool... how would you like to have to clean up one of those?
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2006-06-30, 10:06 PM #33
I found a used condom after cleaning up after a showing in Bewitched. Nothing problematic to clean up, just...something that I really, really didn't want to do.
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2006-06-30, 10:50 PM #34
The movies was so bad that there was no one else in the theater and nothing esle to do. :P
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2006-07-01, 5:10 AM #35
Now that's just wrong! Of all the movies to jack off to! If I were to jack off to a movie, it would be one with Catherine Zeta-Jones.
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2006-07-01, 9:50 AM #36
What did that kid expect? Of course he was gonna get booked for playing his instrument in the library. Noob.
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2006-07-01, 12:33 PM #37
Ha
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2006-07-01, 6:12 PM #38
Originally posted by JediKirby:
I'm going to ignore the whole masturbating part, because that's 70% our society's shame associated with sexuality, and the other 30% is plain stupidity on the offender's part.

What I'd like to talk about is the utter stupidity that the reporter acted with. He made EVERYTHING out to be bigger than it needed to be. "Apparently, masturbating is ok with public libraries." and "But not before taking out his aggression on us."

This is the sort of low life journalism that creates the idiots in the world. "The news said it, so it must be true." Causing fear in people for no reason. Now we can't go to the library because we might catch some guy touching himself out of the corner of our eyes. Even worse, our kids might see it and NOT be ashamed of a sexual organ.

Ug, people bug the hell out of me.



Totally agree. Journalism has really gone down the ****ter. It really paints a bad picture of society when the news has to over-sensationalize a story like THIS to get ratings. One guy tugs his turkey and suddenly theres an epidenmic blazing like wild fire across America of public masturbation
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2006-07-03, 12:58 PM #39
I really, really shouldn't have read this thread.


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2006-07-03, 1:07 PM #40
dont know if people already watched this...

http://www.wkyc.com/video/player.aspx?aid=23446&sid=52623&bw=hi&cat=2


its the guy who was caught, they interviewed him and keep letting him back, wth
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