I saw this on the news the other day but couldnt find the clip so sorry, I had no other choice


http://www.ebaumsworld.com/ufoguy.html


Real or no-Real???

Discuss

Isn't this like, really really old?


Also: Ebaums ftl

Not real. He's got like a comm unit in his ear, and when he "prays" another guy a mile away releases a weather balloon, which enters some high air currents, gets pulled around then pops at the right pressure or something. Fake.

"Some maverick UFO investigators have pointed out the amazing similarities of modern UFO aliens to that of elves, fairies and the various "little people" famous in the folklore of many cultures.

Fairies are well known for kidnapping people, the same irritating habit UFO aliens have. People who are abducted report incidents of missing time, a phenomenon very similar to time lapses reported by people taken to and returned from "fairyland".

Fairies, like modern aliens, tend to be diminutive creatures with large magical eyes. Many reports of alien abduction even include "power rods" used to paralyze abductees, just as fairies wield "magic wands".

One of the most interesting comparisons between aliens and fairies is that both are interested in stealing babies. One of the most common fairy activities is swiping babies from cribs, and sometimes replacing them with a false double, or "changeling" as they are sometimes called.

A large part of modern UFO literature involves aliens abducting women, impregnating them, and later abducting them again, only to remove and take the unborn baby right out of the womb.

Clearly, both UFO occupants and fairies have a strong affinity for the baby stealing business.

Fairies are closely associated with nature, just as modern aliens also display a certain obsession with environmental issues. One of the most common alien abduction scenarios involves aliens who force people to watch "movies" depicting massive environmental degradation caused by modern human civilization. The aliens then give them a lecture on environmental issues and let them go."

Al Gore is an alien?

I thought he was a robot...

Alien Robot.

-Is this Prophet Yahweh? I didn't feel like clicking the link.

Yeah, that guy was like "OMG A MILLION UFOS WILL APPEAR OVER LAS VEGAS"

And then THEY DIDNT

That's so sad when that happens.

-Or, like, when there's this timer counting down and when it hits zero, it turns out to be a social experiment.

Thats just some swamp gas reflecting off of Jupiter.

Combined with the stench of Rob's mutha's pants, everyone was hallucinating.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

Don't listen to Ruthven.

He's just mad because he's english and has crooked teeth.


And also because America kicked his country's ***.

"I'm totally cereal."

Does it take a national holiday to make you patriotic, Rob?

EbaumsWorld linking should be instant banning >.>

Not at all. It simply takes an opportunity to deride another forum member.

OOOOOH! BURN!

*lights sparkler and runs around in circles*

Hey look, a fairy!

Personally, I'm not a big fan of America.

BUT THEY STILL KICKED ENGLAND'S ***.

I hope you get Anal probed by the UFO's, Rob.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

There was a somewhat in-depth thread on this a little more than a year ago. I think.