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Stupidity has reached a new world record
2006-07-04, 11:30 AM #1
When will people learn that they have to actually know something about the things they talk about?
EDIT: In the audio, he keeps calling it the "ninnernet."
2006-07-04, 11:51 AM #2
I wish someone would send me an internet.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2006-07-04, 12:12 PM #3
Done. ;)
2006-07-04, 12:17 PM #4
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=42338
Pissed Off?
2006-07-04, 12:26 PM #5
Am I hearing things, or is there somebody chuckling in the background?
2006-07-04, 12:36 PM #6
I expected this to be about my incidents with Linda the Computer Case last night...

Thank God it wasn't.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-07-04, 12:48 PM #7
Behold, the reason why old politicians should stay away from topics they know nothing about.
2006-07-04, 2:36 PM #8
The internet's not something you just dump something on! It's not a big truck! It's a series of tubes.

I honestly have no ****ing idea what he's trying to say.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-04, 3:17 PM #9
I think hes implying that the internet is like a weak woman, unable to cope with carrying a heavy load up a mountain, in the winter, in her mothers pjs.
Got a permanent feather in my cap;
Got a stretch to my stride;
a stroll to my step;
2006-07-04, 3:19 PM #10
He's such an awful speaker I can't even tell if he's for or against net neutrality.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-04, 3:42 PM #11
Does he have a speach impediment? It's really hard to understand him, considering all he does is stutter at the beginning of his sentences, or when trying to say "network".
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2006-07-04, 4:24 PM #12
Originally posted by Freelancer:
The internet's not something you just dump something on! It's not a big truck! It's a series of tubes.

I honestly have no ****ing idea what he's trying to say.



I think he has e-mail and internet confused. <.<;; Which is quite tragic really.
Seishun da!
2006-07-04, 11:16 PM #13
OMFG
Quote:
It's not a truck.

It's a series of tubes.


AND...

[Morbo voice]

THE INTERNET DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!
2006-07-04, 11:19 PM #14
Originally posted by Freelancer:
He's such an awful speaker I can't even tell if he's for or against net neutrality.


I think the reason he was speaking so terribly was that he had absolutely no clue what he was talking about. I especially liked the woman saying "oh my God" in the background at one point.

He was against net neutrality, but he was totally mixed up about what was going on. He thought net neutrality would be better for the big corporations. :psyduck:
2006-07-04, 11:44 PM #15
What devilry! :psyduck:
2006-07-04, 11:50 PM #16
Thats ignorance, you idiot. (That was only for irony)

Stupid would have been, if he had fallen on his way in the door while he was holding a pair of scissors point out, which stabbed him in the eye.

God that would have been hillarious.
2006-07-05, 9:45 AM #17
And probably one of the most beneficial things to happen in the House in a loooooooooong time.
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-07-05, 10:11 AM #18
BURNSAUCE!

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