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☖ Forums → Discussion Forum → HOw about those 3 failed missle test launches?
HOw about those 3 failed missle test launches?
2006-07-04, 7:04 PM #1
north korea, nuke program, test 2 short and 1 long range missles. all failed

what do you think is going to happen now?
Matt
2006-07-04, 7:14 PM #2
Well, the missiles will probably float to the bottom of the sea. There, they will be viewed as signs from the Gods for the Sea-People, who will take these massive objects as the sign to declare a Holy War on the LandPeople. Just spitballin' though.
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2006-07-04, 7:31 PM #3
They're going to blow up and cause a firey cataclysmic death upon the lower half of Japan. The world markets will see a sudden price jump of anime material. ADTRW will collapse in on itself.
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2006-07-04, 9:16 PM #4
Originally posted by Nubs:
float to the bottom of the sea


lololoooll
2006-07-04, 9:22 PM #5
Now do you think they're serious?!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-07-04, 9:24 PM #6
Gold, do you have connections with the N. Koreans? Like are you funding them with your protection money? I just want to know who we can expect to be eliminating if (probably when) NK launches an attack on some country.
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2006-07-04, 10:23 PM #7
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Now do you think they're serious?!!!!!!!!!!!!


wth are you talking about? It was a test..
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2006-07-04, 10:29 PM #8
Originally posted by Nubs:
Well, the missiles will probably float to the bottom of the sea. There, they will be viewed as signs from the Gods for the Sea-People, who will take these massive objects as the sign to declare a Holy War on the LandPeople. Just spitballin' though.


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2006-07-05, 5:59 AM #9
Perhaps thats why it was a test, and not an attack.
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2006-07-05, 6:18 AM #10
We should nuke the hell out of N. Korea and be done with it.
2006-07-05, 7:21 AM #11
Offblast!

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幻術
2006-07-05, 8:24 AM #12
Originally posted by Koobie:
Offblast!

[http://www.droogling.com/mao/downsplash.jpg]


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2006-07-05, 8:45 AM #13
Originally posted by Koobie:
Offblast!

[http://www.droogling.com/mao/downsplash.jpg]

Great, now I have to go watch that movie.
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2006-07-05, 10:16 AM #14
Prepare for downcount!
2006-07-05, 10:58 AM #15
Five... four... three... one
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2006-07-05, 11:09 AM #16
fasten your beltseats. we have arrived onto the future.
2006-07-05, 11:51 AM #17
I was being sarcastic...

Well, atleast, the Missle didn't come back right down at them, that would have been hilarious.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-07-05, 11:54 AM #18
Because everyone knows that a missile launch can be just like something from the 3 stooges!
nope.
2006-07-05, 11:58 AM #19
Imagine, the president or whatever of Korea is standing giving a speech, when BOOM! His own missle kills him.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-07-05, 1:02 PM #20
Let the Children play with their guns. Hopefully, they'll injure themselves, and cry. Thus they may learn from their mistakes.
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2006-07-05, 1:03 PM #21
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Imagine, the president or whatever of Korea is standing giving a speech, when BOOM! His own missle kills him.

that was lame.

(oh and just for the record, i think, leader would kinda classify for president or whatever, like you have gang leaders not gang whatevers.)
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2006-07-05, 1:04 PM #22
Wow, Ruth certainly seems to sport the racist "non-White people aren't even adults" thought. What's up?
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2006-07-05, 2:12 PM #23
Originally posted by Koobie:
Offblast!

[http://www.droogling.com/mao/downsplash.jpg]


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2006-07-05, 7:31 PM #24
[QUOTE=IRG SithLord]We should nuke the hell out of N. Korea and be done with it.[/QUOTE]

I hope you're not serious.
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2006-07-05, 7:37 PM #25
This is a big loss of face for Kim Jong Il. All that posturing, and when the time finally comes to test his long-range missile, it falls right out of the sky. Embarrassing.
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2006-07-05, 8:11 PM #26
To clairfy, only 1 missle failed, which was the logn range one, the other ones were a success

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