Take the last word from the previous person's post, close your eyes, and type whatever pops to mind for the next 10-15 seconds or so. Try to stay coherent and type actual words and not gibberish (i.e. MFRUYNNGG!!)

I'll just start w/ an item on the desk in front of me

glass straw purple rGB color pixel computer figures omg hl2central orange and techy and blocky and stubby l3cy pb oh my old gray now gone glc gmc linux ubnutu green and gray and blocky garden gnomes harry potter red shiny hats triangular smile whites of eyes brown deer

fawn, doe, woods, moss, tree, bark, green, brown

turd, leaves, forest.

trees, green, sea, swim, float

poop, raft, life jacket, wood, log

log, poop, clingon, enterprise, phaser, flanger, fruityloops, trance, drugs, drunk, the-runs, poop.

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

feces, waste, sewage, sewer, trashcans, cans, booty, butt, poop

Poop bifrons dragoon dragon fire arson crime incarcerate.

LANGUAGE WARNING

valsemunters, schuinschijters, slagroomcriminelen, geheimschrijvers, stoeptegeltrollen, takketeven, jeruzalemhumeuren, typhushonden, baggerhoofden, patatkraamhoeren, christenhonden, regelneukers, teringviolen

foreign gibberish? If you're going to swear in different languages, at least use a language that's obvious

It's not gibberish. It's all word-associations in Dutch. Some of them are existing expressions, others I made up. But they're 'legal' wordcombinations, they're just unusual. Any Dutchman will be able to understand, though.

Some of it is absolutely impossible to translate, but I'll give it a go.

OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE WARNING

counterfeit coiners, crooked poopers, whipped cream criminals, stealthwriters, paving stone trolls, sprigb*tches, jerusalemtempers, typhusdogs, slush-heads, chips stand strumpets, christiandogs, regulationf**kers, tuberculosisviolins

Haha, funny. Language warning doesn't mean swearing, it means you're using a different language.

[QUOTE=- Tony -]Poop bifrons dragoon dragon fire arson crime incarcerate.[/QUOTE]
jail prison criminal slave work fail

lulletjes rozenwater, azijnpissers, mierenneukers, matennaaiers, penislengtefraudeurs, schaamhaarkappers.

You forgot some more, too.

Hahahaha, do the rest a favour and translate it

Jos, Jess, Die, *****, Money, Free, Sex, Hmmm