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Ye shall never guess what i have!

2006-07-06, 4:00 PM #1

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

After 5 actual guessing posts i shall tell ye what ye shal see me has!

2006-07-06, 4:04 PM #2

Ruthven

Not The Man He Once Was

Posts: 7,638

Cancer, hopefully.

Code:

if(getThingFlags(source) & 0x8){
  do her}
elseif(getThingFlags(source) & 0x4){
  do other babe}
else{
  do a dude}

2006-07-06, 4:10 PM #3

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

Defeintely not the loss of all fingers.

Pissed Off?

2006-07-06, 4:13 PM #4

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

AIDS.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-07-06, 4:18 PM #5

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

You are pregnant! But instead of giving birth to a child you'll give birth to another head which shall be located on the back of your neck. Enjoy living with that SUCKER! :v:

My blawgh.

2006-07-06, 4:20 PM #6

Ford

Not Suitable for Motor Vehicles

Posts: 4,265

a nasty case of headcrabs?

My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM

2006-07-06, 4:21 PM #7

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

You are a goat.

Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:

You are pregnant! But instead of giving birth to a child you'll give birth to another head

I actually read that as "give birth to another thread". Heh.

幻術

2006-07-06, 4:36 PM #8

Tibby

Ribberium Mempyre!

Posts: 12,497

A 50 year old 50 Cal bullet.

2006-07-06, 4:39 PM #9

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

And?

幻術

2006-07-06, 4:45 PM #10

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

uh... so?

What ever happened to STOP POSTING MEANINGLESS THREADS.

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-07-06, 4:49 PM #11

Zloc_Vergo

Zulenglashernbracker

Posts: 5,888

You fail. Not that impressive. I'm sure my dad or uncle have something like that around.

I had a blog. It sucked.

2006-07-06, 4:50 PM #12

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]uh... so?

What ever happened to STOP POSTING MEANINGLESS THREADS.[/QUOTE]

WTF you talking about? STOP POSTING MEANINGLESS THREADS!

Well you got a 50 cal bullet... so? I got pictures tooken by my dad of vietnam when he was there, and many fun war stories.

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-07-06, 5:02 PM #13

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

But you can't shoot yourself with a photograph, SF_GoldG_01.

幻術

2006-07-06, 5:03 PM #14

SF_GoldG_01

Comma king

Posts: 4,841

Originally posted by Koobie:

But you can't shoot yourself with a photograph, SF_GoldG_01.

Translation please?

Nothing to see here, move along.

2006-07-06, 5:04 PM #15

Koobie

Registered User

Posts: 7,354

Pero usted no puede tirarse con una fotografía, SF_GoldG_01.

幻術

2006-07-06, 5:05 PM #16

tinny

Looking for: One heart.

Posts: 1,736

You can't use a photograph as a lethal projectile.

"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod

2006-07-06, 5:37 PM #17

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

Originally posted by Koobie:

Pero usted no puede tirarse con una fotografía, SF_GoldG_01.

My face just exploded, thanks.

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-07-06, 5:42 PM #18

Phantom-Seraph

Of the Opera!

Posts: 2,196

[QUOTE=Glyde Bane]My face just exploded, thanks.[/QUOTE]

I'm amazed you are able to type so well considering the kind of pain you're going through right now :eek:

My blawgh.

2006-07-06, 5:56 PM #19

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:

WTF you talking about? STOP POSTING MEANINGLESS THREADS!

Well you got a 50 cal bullet... so? I got pictures tooken by my dad of vietnam when he was there, and many fun war stories.

Mexico was in Vietnam?

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-07-06, 6:05 PM #20

Avenger

Positive!

Posts: 19,146

This thread is stupid

Pissed Off?

2006-07-06, 6:05 PM #21

Sarn_Cadrill

Mr. Know-Alot

Posts: 7,470

your face is stupid.

If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.

2006-07-06, 6:09 PM #22

Pommy

Lommy Dommy

Posts: 5,773

Stupid.

一个大西瓜

2006-07-06, 6:21 PM #23

Jep

Jep Bartholomew Francisqué de Minguo El Inigo Montoya Padré the Third

Posts: 10,237

Let me guess...

Rebellion? [/SIZE]

Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless

2006-07-06, 6:43 PM #24

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

Or warez

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-07-06, 6:50 PM #25

DrkJedi82

0x666

Posts: 12,303

omg i have a round of russian 7.62x54R from 1934

i had a bunch from 1939 but i used them to shoot at pictures of hitler

eat right, exercise, die anyway

2006-07-06, 7:00 PM #26

Obi_Kwiet

It's Stuart, Martha Stuart

Posts: 7,943

Originally posted by Koobie:

Pero usted no puede tirarse con una fotografía, SF_GoldG_01.

Owned!

2006-07-06, 7:01 PM #27

Chewbubba

Corrupting the Nation's Youth.

Posts: 4,034

Wow! What a coincidence! I found a 50 year old piece of tin foil today! I'd better go post about it...

"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."

2006-07-06, 7:03 PM #28

JDKNITE188

C is for cookie
and cookie is for me

Posts: 2,425

Originally posted by tinny:

You can't use a photograph as a lethal projectile.

Don't worry. I imagine Gold gets guns from his gang affiliates.

2006-07-06, 7:22 PM #29

Shintock

Balls of steel.

Posts: 7,146

Who gives a **** if you have a bullet? Cops have bullets, and I have one hell of a nightstick.

2006-07-06, 7:25 PM #30

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Is this gonna be like the Eon8 thing where you say 'AHA now i know how massassi reacts when given vague information'?

DO NOT WANT.

2006-07-06, 7:29 PM #31

Glyde Bane

Dances like a hippopotamus

Posts: 6,075

Zell that only works if you're somewhat trusted.

If you're like imsonub, it's more like
"GUES WHAT I HAV"

"STFU"

"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."

2006-07-06, 7:34 PM #32

fishstickz

New, Improved, and Boneless

Posts: 6,606

Oooo! Oooo! I know this one!

Your virginity!

"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor

2006-07-06, 7:36 PM #33

Zell

Not the senator.r

Posts: 7,190

Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

After 5 actual guessing posts i shall tell ye what ye shal see me has!

...

Originally posted by fishstickz:

Oooo! Oooo! I know this one!

Your virginity!

Ew, but I'd rather not see that. >.<

DO NOT WANT.

2006-07-06, 9:54 PM #34

dalf

Everyone's favorite alcoholic administrator!

Posts: 8,683

GASSED

Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.