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Darth Vader...
2006-07-08, 9:29 PM #1
Can read your mind...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-07-08, 9:35 PM #2
O_o
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2006-07-08, 9:37 PM #3
Old news
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-07-08, 9:39 PM #4
He couldn't guess I was thinking of jepman's penises.
My blawgh.
2006-07-08, 9:41 PM #5
OMFG
i just heard him say 'there's emo in you, i can feel it'
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2006-07-08, 9:49 PM #6
He didn't guess 'bed'... 'bedspread', but the distinction is big enough that i'm going to say he's wrooong.
2006-07-08, 9:54 PM #7
I automatically hate websites/pages that resize my browser. ***holes.
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2006-07-08, 10:00 PM #8
This is from when Revenge of the Sith was in theaters.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-08, 10:33 PM #9
It took 29 questions to guess "knife" :P
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2006-07-08, 10:40 PM #10
WTF, holy crap...He guessed Pumice. How the hell did he get that right?!
Think while it's still legal.
2006-07-08, 10:43 PM #11
Holy this this is so old that "old news" doesn't even begin to give it justice.
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2006-07-08, 10:47 PM #12
BTW, it's stupid as hell.

I clicked the category "vegetable", answered questions like "Does it have a leafy stalk?" and "does it grow under the ground?" in the affirmative, and rather than guessing a carrot, it guesses the color orange.

Dear. God.
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2006-07-08, 10:50 PM #13
He doesn't do well with adult realted things. :ninja:
Pissed Off?
2006-07-08, 11:07 PM #14
Hmm. He guessed "hamburger" on first try. But, yes, I recall seeing this before.
幻術
2006-07-08, 11:09 PM #15
He couldn't figure out star destroyer. ;)
Warhead[97]
2006-07-09, 12:54 AM #16
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
He couldn't guess I was thinking of jepman's penises.



????? should I ask
2006-07-09, 1:00 AM #17
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
????? should I ask


If there is anyone who needs to be asked it's Spook.
My blawgh.
2006-07-09, 1:04 AM #18
erm... im confused *slowly backs away from thread*
2006-07-09, 1:49 AM #19
This was neat back in the day. And as for Jepman's wangs, specific objects do not concern him.
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2006-07-09, 2:49 AM #20
he faild to guess woman. so he fails at life.
Pie.
2006-07-09, 4:18 AM #21
Women are a touchy subject of his.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-07-09, 5:17 AM #22
He failed to guess dragon but thought it might be a monster, so depending on your views of dragons he might have been close or miles off. :D

Edit: He also has trouble with common birds of Britain :P
2006-07-09, 5:19 AM #23
Couldnt guess "Porcupine"
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2006-07-09, 6:49 AM #24
I was thinking of "batteries" and he guessed "shoelaces" :confused:
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2006-07-09, 8:24 AM #25
He couldn't get cup.
"Jayne, this is something the Captain has to do for himself"

"N-No it's not!"

"Oh."
2006-07-09, 9:08 AM #26
I BEAT HIM

i was thinking panda, it took him 30 questions.
he finally guessed 'panda bear'

and then i said no, because panda's arent bears.
and then they asked me to send the answer.
so they must build up some sort of database.
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and let the martyrs stretch.
2006-07-09, 9:13 AM #27
I BEAT HIM

i was thinking panda, it took him 30 questions.
he finally guessed 'panda bear'

and then i said no, because panda's arent bears.
and then they asked me to send the answer.
so they must build up some sort of database.
The day i tried to live,
I hung out on the powerlines
and let the martyrs stretch.
2006-07-09, 9:14 AM #28
Originally posted by Freelancer:
BTW, it's stupid as hell.

I clicked the category "vegetable", answered questions like "Does it have a leafy stalk?" and "does it grow under the ground?" in the affirmative, and rather than guessing a carrot, it guesses the color orange.

Dear. God.


Oh because there's not such vegetables as the turnip, swede, aubergine, leek or radishes.

I don't think it's the stupid one.
nope.
2006-07-09, 9:14 AM #29
Uhm, a panda is a bear.
Koalas are the animals that are called bears without being bears.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-07-09, 9:21 AM #30
Originally posted by JimmyLuthor:
I BEAT HIM

i was thinking panda, it took him 30 questions.
he finally guessed 'panda bear'

and then i said no, because panda's arent bears.
and then they asked me to send the answer.
so they must build up some sort of database.


No, a Panda is a bear.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Panda_bear
nope.
2006-07-09, 9:26 AM #31
Originally posted by JimmyLuthor:
and then i said no, because panda's arent bears.


Baconfish is right. Pandas are bears. You lose.

I, however, stumped him with "forums". The closest he got was "webpage".
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2006-07-09, 9:36 AM #32
I win :) I gave him a headache with a lightbulb... he thought it might have been a tampon, lubricant or toothpaste.

I am strong of mind #evil laugh#
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2006-07-09, 10:33 AM #33
It took him like 30 questions to guess sex...
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-07-09, 11:40 AM #34
Hahaha, I was thinking boob... he guessed breast milk. Good god. :v:
2006-07-09, 11:42 AM #35
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
This was neat back in the day. And as for Jepman's wangs, specific objects do not concern him.


Darth Vader could not handle my wang even if he still had an uncooked anus.
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2006-07-09, 11:42 AM #36
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Oh because there's not such vegetables as the turnip, swede, aubergine, leek or radishes.

I don't think it's the stupid one.


Those aren't orange. :v:
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