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I went to a casino
2006-07-13, 10:53 AM #1
I went to a casino for one of my friends' 21st birthday. I didnt want to lose too much of my money there, but I spent $7 on slots and won $78 out of it. It was kickass. I'll probably never go back again though because its only down from there.

They had a Star Wars penny slot thing too that was really cool. I won $11 off of that one.
"Guns don't kill people, I kill people."
2006-07-13, 11:29 AM #2
Ya beat me. I've been to a casino one time, and took in $10. I won $25 on nickel slots and quit. I'm too conservative to play around in casinos - always afraid I'm fixing to lose my shirt on the next turn.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-07-13, 11:45 AM #3
Did you have sex there?
2006-07-13, 11:47 AM #4
Originally posted by GaMeRChIcK:
Did you have sex there?


You're such a slut! Thats my job!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-13, 11:48 AM #5
Originally posted by Jepman:
You're such a slut! Thats my job!

SLUTTIER THAN YOU, *****.

-GC :psyduck:
2006-07-13, 11:56 AM #6
im sluttiest an der ain't nuttin' u kan dew bout it
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-13, 11:58 AM #7
Originally posted by Jepman:
im sluttiest an der ain't nuttin' u kan dew bout it


If a slut screws a slut, wouldn't the slut that screwed the slut be the sluttiest of them all? /me screws Jepman
2006-07-13, 11:58 AM #8
pong. i had pong in a sexino.

:psyduck:
2006-07-13, 12:07 PM #9
oh yeah? well i had sex in a pongino
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-07-13, 12:14 PM #10
Originally posted by GaMeRChIcK:
If a slut screws a slut, wouldn't the slut that screwed the slut be the sluttiest of them all? /me screws Jepman


I think enjoying being screwed by a stranger will win you slutaward.

*ENJOYS*
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-13, 12:18 PM #11
Originally posted by Jepman:
I think enjoying being screwed by a stranger will win you slutaward.

*ENJOYS*

how's about enjoying being screwed by a stranger while you're screwing a stranger? in that case.

*ENJOYS MORE THEN JEPSTER*
2006-07-13, 12:36 PM #12
What.
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2006-07-13, 12:40 PM #13
Somebody set up us the bomb.

-GC :confused:
2006-07-13, 12:44 PM #14
I give up, you slut.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-13, 12:45 PM #15
Originally posted by Jepman:
I give up, you slut.

Sluttier than you, male.

-GC :o
2006-07-13, 12:46 PM #16
You also smell like rotten cottage cheese!!!!! Weeman.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-13, 12:47 PM #17
Originally posted by Jepman:
You also smell like rotten cottage cheese!!!!! Weeman.

Only if you got some of that stuff in your nose. Otherwise i smell like sex.


-GC :cool:
2006-07-13, 12:48 PM #18
I prefer strawberry jam
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-13, 12:49 PM #19
Originally posted by Jepman:
I prefer strawberry jam

I was about to say that, hun.

-GC :)
2006-07-13, 12:50 PM #20
You guys overdo the sexual jokes to the point where they arent even funny anymore :|
2006-07-13, 12:52 PM #21
Originally posted by finity5:
You guys overdo the sexual jokes to the point where they arent even funny anymore :|

one guy. and one gal. wanna join?

-GC :rolleyes:
2006-07-13, 12:58 PM #22
Originally posted by GaMeRChIcK:
Somebody set up us the bomb.

-GC :confused:
This proves it. You're no girl, you ******* liar.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-13, 1:00 PM #23
Originally posted by Freelancer:
This proves it. You're no girl, you ******* liar.


Wait... you still had doubts this was a girl?
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-13, 1:00 PM #24
Originally posted by Freelancer:
This proves it. You're no girl, you ******* liar.

Am too.

-GC :mad:
2006-07-13, 1:01 PM #25
Impossible.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-13, 1:02 PM #26
Originally posted by Freelancer:
Impossible.


Unpossible? Want me to prove it?

-GC :eek:
2006-07-13, 1:02 PM #27
He's a beautiful girl.
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2006-07-13, 1:04 PM #28
With big manboobs!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-13, 1:04 PM #29
I refuse to believe that any girl would ever say "Somebody set up us the bomb" and know what she's talking about. Furthermore, the correct phrase was used, which is better than half the lunkheads around here could do (they switch up and us).
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-13, 1:05 PM #30
Lol I r b& from teh chat
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2006-07-13, 1:05 PM #31
Originally posted by Jepman:
With big manboobs!

Double Dee, baby.

-GC :)
2006-07-13, 1:05 PM #32
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I refuse to believe that [blah]


Heh.
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-07-13, 1:06 PM #33
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I refuse to believe that any girl would ever say "Somebody set up us the bomb" and know what she's talking about. Furthermore, the correct phrase was used, which is better than half the lunkheads around here could do (they switch up and us).

actually she really is a girl and a hot one too i know her from school we dated and made out (second base) but that was it and now shes here.
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2006-07-13, 1:07 PM #34
Originally posted by Alan:
actually she really is a girl and a hot one too i know her from school we dated and made out (second base) but that was it and now shes here.

and i'm a virgin again.

-GC :eek:
2006-07-13, 1:08 PM #35
Originally posted by GaMeRChIcK:
and i'm a virgin again.

-GC :eek:

That's what you said last time. WHEN DO THE LIES END?
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2006-07-13, 1:09 PM #36
Originally posted by Alan:
That's what you said last time. WHEN DO THE LIES END?

It's in my genes, hun. I become a virgin 2 weeks after last intercourse.

-GC ;)
2006-07-13, 1:13 PM #37
Originally posted by Alan:
actually she really is a girl and a hot one too i know her from school we dated and made out (second base) but that was it and now shes here.
Impossible.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-13, 1:15 PM #38
This thread is so derailed it isnt even funny :psyduck:
2006-07-13, 1:20 PM #39
Originally posted by GaMeRChIcK:
It's in my genes, hun. I become a virgin 2 weeks after last intercourse.

-GC ;)


Thats one awesome superpower!
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-13, 1:28 PM #40
I DISAPPROVE.
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