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Future pants.
2006-07-13, 6:22 PM #1
What do you think casual pants will look like 130 years from now? And would we still use zippers or some other kind of pants holding technology?
My blawgh.
2006-07-13, 6:27 PM #2
pants will become illegal in the year 2053
free(jin);
tofu sucks
2006-07-13, 6:30 PM #3
There will be no casual pants to worry about, because there will be no pants. The "great gurgleworm from the stars" will swallow Earth in the year 2086.

:psyduck:
2006-07-13, 6:31 PM #4
I saw that coming. . .
But what about Nuclear Winter? Wouldn't it get really cold without pants? :P
My blawgh.
2006-07-13, 6:35 PM #5
Global warming, baby!

o.0
2006-07-13, 6:47 PM #6
I don't really know...or care.

I hate these questions, honestly. It sounds like something my 9th grade honors english teacher asked us.
D E A T H
2006-07-13, 6:57 PM #7
I always imagined more tight latex, the odd utility belt (like batmans I guess) and seemingly random holsters to hold guns/pens etc.

In all seriousness, I think in the future we'll all wear hologram pants. We'd be able to change the style instantly and all, and we could instantly wear new clothes etc. They'll make a way... you'll see!
Sneaky sneaks. I'm actually a werewolf. Woof.
2006-07-13, 6:59 PM #8
In the future we will have all gotten over our obssessions with modesty and only wear clothes when it's actually cold.
Wikissassi sucks.
2006-07-13, 7:01 PM #9
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I don't really know...or care.

I hate these questions, honestly. It sounds like something my 9th grade honors english teacher asked us.[/QUOTE]....tfti. No, really.

Anyway, I think pants will look kind of like a pair of pants you might see in Return of the Jedi. Hopefully.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-13, 7:04 PM #10
With today's male fashion trend, pants really don't seem to exist. Instead, men wear shorts BUT they wear them so damn low that they look like high-waters. The use of boxers and a really long T-shirt help fill in the gap. The resulting look, however, make men look like they have really stubby legs and long torsos.

Personally, if I had a gun and a license to kill, any guy that walks by with this attire would be shot on sight. I wouldn't have to worry too much about them running because the delay between seeing me pull my piece out and them pulling up their shorts up to their waist is plenty of time for me to POP THE STUPID PUNK RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES before he could make his getaway.
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2006-07-13, 7:07 PM #11
You know, pants are pretty useful if you don't live in southern California where it's mild all the time. ;)
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-13, 7:09 PM #12
Modrobes !!!! Wooooo


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"Saving the world, one *** at a time."
2006-07-13, 7:10 PM #13
a-s-s
2006-07-13, 7:47 PM #14
[http://emissions.sludgefaktory.com/images/meldownfront.jpg]

something goth/punkish like this

that'd be sexy
2006-07-13, 9:19 PM #15
This abomination of fashion won't seem to be quite so sexy when a 22nd century alien rapist monster's chasing you. Would be logical if those pants'd be called something along the lines of Natural Selection 3000.

EDIT: Edit button is teh sex.
幻術
2006-07-13, 10:01 PM #16
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
something goth/punkish like this

that'd be sexy

No. Just no.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-07-13, 10:07 PM #17
I concur wholeheartedly.
2006-07-13, 10:10 PM #18
I once saw someone wearing pants like that. I quickly realized he was a moron, and got on with my life.

o.0
2006-07-13, 10:11 PM #19
I don't understand the point of restricting the range of motion of your legs like that.
"it is time to get a credit card to complete my financial independance" — Tibby, Aug. 2009
2006-07-13, 10:29 PM #20
Originally posted by Freelancer:
I don't understand the point of restricting the range of motion of your legs like that.

Precisely.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-07-13, 11:12 PM #21
lol well i think that whole industrial goth look is sexy
2006-07-13, 11:58 PM #22
They probably wear future pants.

If I'm around then I'll tell you.
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2006-07-14, 12:09 AM #23
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I don't really know...or care.

I hate these questions, honestly. It sounds like something my 9th grade honors english teacher asked us.[/QUOTE]
I think it's a joke question.
2006-07-14, 12:45 AM #24
Something like the pants I wear at gigs, I hope.

Tight jeans with metal shielding and rings at the bottom. >.>
2006-07-14, 4:40 AM #25
THERE WILL BE NO PANTS!

Only good ol' scottish skirts! [/SIZE][/COLOR]
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Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-14, 5:01 AM #26
*kilts
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2006-07-14, 5:10 AM #27
The pants will be invisible rubber with holes near genitals. They will be called Quick-rapers.

-GC :)
2006-07-14, 5:11 AM #28
Come on CaveDemon, its kinda getting old.
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2006-07-14, 5:21 AM #29
this is what the internet says it will be
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Free Jin!
2006-07-14, 5:35 AM #30
Originally posted by Echoman:
Come on CaveDemon, its kinda getting old.

What's getting old? And it's Mr. CaveDemon to you.
Last edited by mb; today at 10:55 AM.
2006-07-14, 12:18 PM #31
Originally posted by tofu:
I think it's a joke question.


Actually I'm working a book that takes place 140 years in the future and I just started wondering about pants and stuff. Plus you guys seem to be creative so I thought I would ask. Fair enough?
My blawgh.
2006-07-14, 12:22 PM #32
Originally posted by gothicX:
Something like the pants I wear at gigs, I hope.

Tight jeans with metal shielding and rings at the bottom. >.>


Let's see it.
2006-07-14, 1:24 PM #33
It''d be sweet if we had some sort of belt with wardrobe manifestation powers. Just punch in an outfit code (or model your own with JED v66.9!) and poof! Pants are go!

I hate taking pants off. It's tiring. Especially with my hot topic pants (which are not too dissimilar than what Boricula posted, but I don't like the bondage straps. They raise the price about $12 per pair. D: )
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