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ForumsDiscussion Forum → So I sold an LCD projector to Ryan Peake (Nickelback) today
So I sold an LCD projector to Ryan Peake (Nickelback) today
2006-07-13, 6:41 PM #1
Yeah.

So Nickelback is in town tonight opening for Bon Jovi, one of the biggest outdoor shows here this summer.

Ryan Peake came by my Staples today, and I sold him an LCD projector.

Ryan: 'Hi there, how are you?"
Shin: ***** that's that dude from Nickelback, what's his name...*
-- "Doing fine thanks, yourself?"
Ryan: "Great, thanks man. I'd like this projector please"
Shin: "Sorry, don't have any left, but HP isn't all that great anyways. You should get this Viewsonic one, it's a little cheaper with all the same options and looks even better."
Ryan: "Alright cool, I'll have it then!"

*Shin runs to get projector and meanwhile checks on the Internet to get dude's name*

Shin: "Hey you're Ryan Peake, right?"
Ryan: "Heh... yeah."
Shin: "Hey dude, by the way, good luck with the show tonight, I'd love to be there but I'm stuck working in this dump."
Ryan: *surprised* "Oh... thanks! That's too bad man..."
Shin: "Yeah I know, **** with Bon Jovi too man, one hell of a show"
Ryan: "I hope so, I haven't even met them wait but I can't wait"

*pays with debit card*

Shin: "Break a leg dude!"
Ryan: "Thanks man, take care!"

Yeah that's right. ****ing douche.

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2006-07-13, 6:43 PM #2
haha nickelback.
2006-07-13, 6:44 PM #3
bickleneck :v:
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-07-13, 6:56 PM #4
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2006-07-13, 6:57 PM #5
Shame on you for fishing for backstage passes!
Wikissassi sucks.
2006-07-13, 7:33 PM #6
So, you think you could sell some stuff to hot celebrities of the female variety? And take pics? Then post them?
Pissed Off?
2006-07-13, 7:42 PM #7
lol @ Thrawn and Avenger

Shin, you gotta get a picture of these people someday.
2006-07-13, 8:22 PM #8
No kidding. As much as you post your mug on the Camhoes thread, you need to be grabbing shots of these "brushes with celebrities".
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-07-13, 8:29 PM #9
oooo hot :D
2006-07-13, 8:30 PM #10
Originally posted by Cazor:
haha nickelback.

My thoughts exactly
"His Will Was Set, And Only Death Would Break It"

"None knows what the new day shall bring him"
2006-07-13, 9:06 PM #11
Haha @ Avenger. I wish. :(

Originally posted by Chewbubba:
No kidding. As much as you post your mug on the Camhoes thread, you need to be grabbing shots of these "brushes with celebrities".


Yeah. I don't see that happening. :(

Shin: "Hey Ryan, I know that you don't want to be recognized and that you want to move around like anybody else, but can I have my picture taken with you while the customers stare at us?"
Ryan: "**** no."

I'll try next time, though.
2006-07-13, 9:08 PM #12
You have a good memory for conversations...or do you?
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2006-07-13, 9:13 PM #13
No, see, you have the crap camera on your phone, and your phone is in your pocket. Now, the conversation goes like this:

Shin: "Hey Ryan... oh, wait a second, I dropped something..."

*You bend over behind the counter and get out the phone/camera*

*With the phone/camera at the ready, you stand up and take his pic*

Ryan: "Thanks a lot, you *******"

Shin: "Yipeee! I did it! I did it!"


Beside, not all celebrities mind photos with fans.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-07-13, 9:15 PM #14
Or better yet, when the boss isn't looking, you tell the celebrity, "Hey, I'll knock $10 bucks off the price if you'll let me take your picture." After you get the picture, stick your own $10 in the drawer so you don't get fired for stealing.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-07-13, 9:17 PM #15
Originally posted by Echoman:
You have a good memory for conversations...or do you?


I don't know, even though he ****s and stinks like everyone else, talking to a celebrity is quite memorable.

Originally posted by Chewbubba:
Or better yet, when the boss isn't looking, you tell the celebrity, "Hey, I'll knock $10 bucks off the price if you'll let me take your picture." After you get the picture, stick your own $10 in the drawer so you don't get fired for stealing.


He's not worth my $10. :v:
2006-07-13, 9:33 PM #16
It will be in 10-20 years when you can show your kiddos.
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-07-13, 9:36 PM #17
I would have slapped him.

Nickelback sucks.
2006-07-14, 4:03 AM #18
Haha yeah, what Rob said.
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-07-14, 6:36 AM #19
when you recognise someone as a celebrity, you make a big deal out of it, but you go crazy for them AND CLAIM THEY ARE FAMOUS FOR SOMETHING THEY AREN'T!

not funny:

Quote:
Shin: "Hey you're Ryan Peake, right?"
Ryan: "Heh... yeah."


Funny:

Quote:
Shin: "HEY LOOK, ITS THE DUDE FROM STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE"
Ryan: "umm..."


Everytime I see a band member at a gig or something I always do **** like that, I cannot wait for the day that I run into someone from the TV.

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