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Why I dont swim in the ocean...
2006-07-14, 11:39 AM #1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-Nw_14nuiw
2006-07-14, 11:40 AM #2
Because you're a sexy sexy lady?

/didn't click the link
//won't have got the joke
///hope it's not someone drowing or being eaten by shark/giant squid/lemmings
2006-07-14, 11:40 AM #3
Pfft, all you have to do is bomp them on the nose.
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2006-07-14, 11:41 AM #4
OMGATTENBOROUGH
2006-07-14, 11:41 AM #5
You're more likely to die driving to the ocean than swimming in it.
2006-07-14, 11:42 AM #6
OMGVINNYHUMP
2006-07-14, 11:42 AM #7
this guy too, looks like he's trying to get pulled into the water or something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q66ejViRC2s
2006-07-14, 11:43 AM #8
The coast of Northern California is a hot spot for Great White attacks. My freshman year, there was a guy in my class who was attacked by a Great White while he was surfing at Stinson Beach. He had a huge chuck missiing from the back of his thigh.
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2006-07-14, 11:43 AM #9
Originally posted by Martyn:
Because you're a sexy sexy lady?

/didn't click the link
//won't have got the joke
///hope it's not someone drowing or being eaten by shark/giant squid/lemmings


rawr, how you doin? (in "Joey" from Friends tone) ;) hehe

:P

yeah, I'd just never want my leg bitten off, or to get a big bite taken outta me by one of those things lol :D
2006-07-14, 11:45 AM #10
Originally posted by Avenger:
He had a huge chuck missiing from the back of his thigh.

yeah Florida has a lot of sharks too. and I think tiger sharks which are one of the most aggressive kind

as for that guy, that was merely a snack for the shark, it prob. went for dinner else where
2006-07-14, 11:46 AM #11
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
rawr, how you doin? (in "Joey" from Friends tone) ;) hehe

:P



RAWR very well thanks! Just in an ever so slighty sillydrunk kind of mood :D

( :psyduck: )
2006-07-14, 11:48 AM #12
LMAO! watch this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i1KODfxanMM
2006-07-14, 12:05 PM #13
Wow, that thing is enormous :eek:
2006-07-14, 12:13 PM #14
why I dont swim in rivers...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dmf_GWalaa0


yeah im basically just a pool girl if that lol. yup this coming from a girl who grew up beachside. the beach was literally across the road from my schools, elem, jr. high and high school
2006-07-14, 12:15 PM #15
Personally I don't swim in the ocean because if any water gets in your mouth its ****ing horrible.

I don't like being coated in salt either.
nope.
2006-07-14, 12:16 PM #16
Cage goes in the water, man goes in the water. Shark's in the water. Video goes on youtube.
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2006-07-14, 12:19 PM #17
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v6l76uLJ_4


im so used to seeing alligators but I still respect them.
2006-07-14, 12:23 PM #18
My great white is nice and gives pleasure to girls ^_
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2006-07-14, 12:29 PM #19
I've never swam in ocean waters.

Unlike the marvellous breadfish.
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2006-07-14, 12:36 PM #20
or a dugong lololololol

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2006-07-14, 12:39 PM #21
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
I've never swam in ocean waters.

Unlike the marvellous breadfish.


LMAO!
2006-07-14, 12:52 PM #22
EVERYONESINGTHEGREATSHARKSONG!!!!!111
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2006-07-14, 1:19 PM #23
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
I've never swam in ocean waters.

Unlike the marvellous breadfish.


<3

I swim off of Daytona Beach and Clearwater and no sharks come near me. I guess I taste bad.
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2006-07-14, 3:04 PM #24
Originally posted by 7:
or a dugong lololololol

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OHMYGODFATHERLANDFISHINALLCAPS!

rawr :P
2006-07-14, 7:08 PM #25
Originally posted by TimeWolfOfThePast:
Pfft, all you have to do is bomp them on the nose.



Sorry, but that doesn't work well. Your best bet is to punch their eyes and/or gills, which are a lot more sensitive.
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2006-07-14, 7:13 PM #26
Holy craps!

Anyway yeah, tiger sharks like to eat people more than great whites do
2006-07-14, 7:17 PM #27
holy ouch
2006-07-14, 7:25 PM #28
More people are killed by beestings yearly than by Sharks. It's just the nature of the thing that scares people... sheesh. Like flying on planes... it's a lot safer than driving, statistically speaking.

I might go diving w/ hammerheads this October, wraaar...
2006-07-14, 7:26 PM #29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ8_8WyCa0s&mode=related&search= I live in that same city. THEY NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS.
2006-07-14, 7:33 PM #30
Originally posted by saberopus:
More people are killed by beestings yearly than by Sharks.


WU-TANG KILLA BEES

AAAHHHHHH
2006-07-14, 7:35 PM #31
Originally posted by Uberslug:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQ8_8WyCa0s&mode=related&search= I live in that same city. THEY NEVER TOLD ME ABOUT THIS.

I'm afraid we have to kill you. You found out our secret population control plot.
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2006-07-14, 7:54 PM #32
More people die of infant mortality than sharks flying airplanes, but I don't see anyone avoiding infants.
2006-07-14, 8:57 PM #33
Originally posted by saberopus:
More people are killed by beestings yearly than by Sharks. It's just the nature of the thing that scares people... sheesh. Like flying on planes... it's a lot safer than driving, statistically speaking.

I might go diving w/ hammerheads this October, wraaar...

When was the last time you saw a movie about bees named Jaws?
2006-07-14, 9:13 PM #34
Originally posted by saberopus:
More people are killed by beestings yearly than by Sharks.


Well, I don't like being around bees much either.
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