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Which famous FPS character are you?
2006-07-16, 9:14 PM #1
Accidentally dug this up, and I don't remember posting it before, so:

http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=38788

Yes, it's a quiz. And if you're not an FPS fan, don't bother.
幻術
2006-07-16, 9:17 PM #2
Quote:
OMG! BOOBS! LOL.

I FGRgasmed


Katarn, I barely even voted for his answers though :/
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2006-07-16, 9:23 PM #3
Ha. Apparently, I used to be witty in 2005. :P
幻術
2006-07-16, 9:23 PM #4
Gordon Freeman.

-"Gravity Gun? Well, OK, I guess I'll take it off your hands, but I've never come across a situation where I needed one before."
2006-07-16, 9:23 PM #5
I'm going to be unoriginal, and guess Kyle Katarn, and then I'll take the quiz.
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2006-07-16, 9:25 PM #6
Your Results:
Gordon Freeman
Congratulations! You are Gordon Freeman, from the game Half-Life. Shotgun in hands and Snark in your pants, you're a headcrab's silent nightmare. Your hobbies might include, but are not limited to: hitting people with a crowbar, hitting people with a crowbar, and hitting people with a crowbar.
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2006-07-16, 9:28 PM #7
I'm Caleb the vampire in a game I've never heard of? :confused:
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2006-07-16, 9:32 PM #8
You never played Blood? Get an education! Go play it. I thinks it's abandonware by now. At least judging by HotU, it is: http://www.the-underdogs.info/game.php?name=Blood
幻術
2006-07-16, 9:56 PM #9
Your Results:
Duke Nukem
Congratulations! You are Duke Nukem, from the game Duke Nukem 3D. You kick arse. Major arse. In fact, the only time you're not busy kicking arse is when you're having lots of inconsequential sex. But you kick arse at sex too.

rawr.
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2006-07-16, 10:01 PM #10
well, with only 8 questions, the results are a bit dumb. I managed to get Kyle, and I think I picked 2 of his, if that.
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2006-07-16, 10:46 PM #11
No offense Koobie but that poll is too blatantly obvious for it to be fun. I want to be surprised by what result I get instead of knowing exactly what I'll get before I hit submit.

[edit: damn, I butchered that sentence. I need sleep]
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2006-07-16, 10:53 PM #12
I agree. Too obvious.
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2006-07-16, 10:55 PM #13
Seems like a lot of polls are like that. Seems someone would take the extra minute and obfuscate the choices. I got Gordon Freeman, but only cause I like his idealogy. No talkie, all smashie.
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2006-07-16, 10:56 PM #14
I did pick "Massassi Forums" for the late-night reading question. Because that is indeed what I do.
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2006-07-16, 11:55 PM #15
Of course it's obvious. The whole thing's a gag.
幻術
2006-07-17, 2:14 AM #16
Originally posted by Koobie:
Of course it's obvious. The whole thing's a gag.

OH NOES.

LIAR!!
Pie.
2006-07-17, 2:33 AM #17
Noob :(

Actually I just went through the ones that I didn't know to see what the character was.
nope.
2006-07-17, 3:26 AM #18
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Your Results:
Duke Nukem
Congratulations! You are Duke Nukem, from the game Duke Nukem 3D. You kick arse. Major arse. In fact, the only time you're not busy kicking arse is when you're having lots of inconsequential sex. But you kick arse at sex too.

rawr.


Me too.

-GC :o
2006-07-17, 4:25 AM #19
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Noob :(

Actually I just went through the ones that I didn't know to see what the character was.

yeah, same here.
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2006-07-17, 4:31 AM #20
Originally posted by Koobie:
Accidentally dug this up, and I don't remember posting it before, so:

http://quiz.myyearbook.com/zenhex/quiz.php?id=38788

Yes, it's a quiz. And if you're not an FPS fan, don't bother.


Accidentally dug it up?

You created this about a year ago and you've posted it before.

http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=34710
nope.
2006-07-17, 4:40 AM #21
Duke Nukem
Congratulations! You are Duke Nukem, from the game Duke Nukem 3D. You kick arse. Major arse. In fact, the only time you're not busy kicking arse is when you're having lots of inconsequential sex. But you kick arse at sex too.
2006-07-17, 7:36 AM #22
"You lead her across, but when she starts trying to start a conversation, your habit takes over - and you let the crowbar do the talking. Again."

I duno why, but that was hilarious to me. I was some character from a game ive never heard of. Caleb, BLOOD...? I was expecting something better. Like max payne or ... *trails off*
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2006-07-17, 8:09 AM #23
I was able to figure out Kyle, Chavez and Freeman without looking at the results. I would've preferred Chavez, he's got a kickass job.
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2006-07-17, 8:11 AM #24
Originally posted by Baconfish:
Noob :(

Actually I just went through the ones that I didn't know to see what the character was.

Only it tells you at the bottom of the screen after you hit submit what all the possible characters were. ;)
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2006-07-17, 9:03 AM #25
Originally posted by Daft_Vader:
Only it tells you at the bottom of the screen after you hit submit what all the possible characters were. ;)

bah :P

and a score of zero apparently makes you a Space Marine.
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2006-07-17, 9:18 AM #26
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
Your Results:
Duke Nukem
Congratulations! You are Duke Nukem, from the game Duke Nukem 3D. You kick arse. Major arse. In fact, the only time you're not busy kicking arse is when you're having lots of inconsequential sex. But you kick arse at sex too.



Hah, and it's one of my favorite FPS.
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