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Make me laugh
2006-07-17, 4:21 PM #1
Make me laugh, quick!
2006-07-17, 4:23 PM #2
http://forums.massassi.net/vb3/showthread.php?t=42596 <-- Guaranteed success.
Code to the left of him, code to the right of him, code in front of him compil'd and thundered. Programm'd at with shot and $SHELL. Boldly he typed and well. Into the jaws of C. Into the mouth of PERL. Debug'd the 0x258.
2006-07-17, 4:24 PM #3
[http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/dog_porn_jpg.jpg]
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2006-07-17, 4:29 PM #4
[http://www.rit.edu/~pvc5613/jump_rope_kitty.gif]
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-07-17, 4:31 PM #5
[http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/GynZi/EnskesE4nhittituote.jpg]
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2006-07-17, 4:34 PM #6
CaveDemon wins! ahahahah
2006-07-17, 4:44 PM #7
That is offensive!
2006-07-17, 4:46 PM #8
LMAO!!
"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-07-17, 4:55 PM #9
I want to laugh too. I haven't yet. Keep trying.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-07-17, 5:00 PM #10
I'm trying to do something similar with an Episode I shot, but ot doesn't seem to work.
Is there some sort of super-encoding on Ep I that makes it unplayable in Nero or something?
{EDIT}Never mind, I got it. Now I just gotta find the right shot.

-{EDIT2}You know, on much much closer inspection, Jake Lloyd seems to have taken all his acting cues in this from Harrison Ford. Just watch how many times he does the silly grin.

-{EDIT3} Watch the language.
2006-07-17, 5:15 PM #11
DOUBLE POSTING OMG
TIME PARADOX
DIVIDE BY ZERO

-OH SHI-
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2006-07-17, 7:20 PM #12
That's really stupid. Is it supposed to be funny?
2006-07-17, 7:31 PM #13
I'm still waiting to laugh. I'm a rather gloomy person..

This may take some doing.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-07-17, 7:41 PM #14
It just requires some unzipping of the pants.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-07-17, 7:42 PM #15
that comment provoked a slight upturning of the corners of my mouth.

No laughing as of yet.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-07-17, 8:06 PM #16
yo homies this is xzibit i am here to pimp yo car hurr hurr hurr. tell me what kind o car yous got and i will see what i can do.
2006-07-17, 8:23 PM #17
Originally posted by Sarn_Cadrill:
that comment provoked a slight upturning of the corners of my mouth.

No laughing as of yet.


Your posts are the funniest in this thread. Making you a hypocrite of humor.

o.0
2006-07-17, 8:27 PM #18
I find this thread depressing... in the fact that I have yet to even crack a smile...

But then again, that is what I get for viewing threads during a bout of depression.
I can't wait for the day schools get the money they need, and the military has to hold bake sales to afford bombs.
2006-07-17, 8:42 PM #19
I KNOW! LETS DISCUSS EVOLUTION!

Sqirrls on Islands: Episode 6: Return of the Gold
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-07-17, 8:44 PM #20
[http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y149/Lady1987/darthvader.jpg]

Old, but effective.
2006-07-17, 8:53 PM #21
Old pictures I saved from previous threads.
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Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
2006-07-17, 9:02 PM #22
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Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-07-17, 9:06 PM #23
CaVeMaN produced a light chuckle. Not quite a laugh, but it's getting close.

The "Original Computer" pic would have worked, but I saw that about a week ago.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-07-17, 9:06 PM #24
Stop posting here and finish the chess game, damnit!
2006-07-17, 9:09 PM #25
YOU CALLED MY NEIGHBOR, HAAAAAAAAAA!
the idiot is the person who follows the idiot and your not following me your insulting me your following the path of a idiot so that makes you the idiot - LC Tusken
2006-07-17, 9:20 PM #26
Wolfy! You freakin WIN.

I laughed out loud several times. I think you were taking advantage of my telesales experience, but that's ok.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-07-17, 9:22 PM #27
Originally posted by Wolfy:


WTF? People like that actually exist? I would have hung up after the first 20 secs...

You kicked my dog!(LANGUAGE WARNING)
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-07-17, 9:24 PM #28
The guy would have been within his rights to.

Funny thing is that throughout the whole conversation, there was absolutely nothing said that requires "Alex" to place the woman on their do not call list.

Now I imagine he would do so, based on the conversation, but if he really wanted to be an ***, he could have scheduled a call back or just put the lady's # back into the queue. :)
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-07-17, 9:35 PM #29
The Boondocks is awesome. They have a marathon this week, and season 1 comes out July 25. In honor:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=THRdOVWH8ds (WARNING: LANGUAGE AND RACISM).
Marsz, marsz, Dąbrowski,
Z ziemi włoskiej do Polski,
Za twoim przewodem
Złączym się z narodem.
2006-07-18, 2:41 AM #30
Originally posted by Wolfy:

it dident do anything but beep tones at me :confused:
Laughing at my spelling herts my feelings. Well laughing is fine actully, but posting about it is not.
2006-07-18, 7:56 AM #31
Originally posted by Wolfy:


...Is that Jill Taylor?

Sounds like her :P.
nope.
2006-07-18, 10:31 AM #32
Originally posted by Jarl:
DOUBLE POSTING OMG
TIME PARADOX
DIVIDE BY ZERO

-OH SHI-


Hehehe. This wins.
2006-07-18, 11:21 AM #33
Originally posted by genk:
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Awesome. All three.
2006-07-18, 12:18 PM #34
Call thing sounds fake... i duno, didnt laugh...
Quote Originally Posted by FastGamerr
"hurr hairy guy said my backhair looks dumb hurr hairy guy smash"
2006-07-18, 12:27 PM #35
Oh, it's not fake, I'm sure of that.

Or if it is fake, it's faked incredibly well by someone that knows the industry.

As far as being funny, it might only be funny to those who have worked in a call center environment.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
2006-07-18, 1:06 PM #36
Hey hey!
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2006-07-18, 1:28 PM #37
I just looked at this and couldn't stop laughing. I don't know why. It's probably not even that funny.
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2006-07-18, 2:23 PM #38
One of my favorite comics ever:
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2006-07-18, 2:28 PM #39
o.O a rare post by bf765

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