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2004-06-26, 5:40 AM #1
I've been hiccupping (or is it hiccoughing..?) for over 2 hours now! They're getting very annoying. Can anyone tell me how to get rid of these damn things?

Pl-*hiccup*-ease!

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2004-06-26, 5:47 AM #2
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2004-06-26, 5:48 AM #3
Sometimes if you just sit still and concentrate on not hiccupping you can get them to stop... at least it works for me. Sometimes.

But when that doesn't work, holding my breath and taking a sip of water works too. I think it's kindof the same idea as the first one - it just relaxes your chest...

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2004-06-26, 5:55 AM #4
My Biology teacher does something really weird. If someone has the hiccups he just looks at them tells them to look at him, then he just says "stop hiccuping" they say "What?" he says again "Just stop it" and then it like stops instantly....I think he's the devil.

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2004-06-26, 6:01 AM #5
Bash your head into your keyboard a few times. Even if it doesnt stop the hiccups, you wont care anymore... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-06-26, 6:08 AM #6
Put your head in a bucket of water for 5 minutes.
that'll stop it.
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2004-06-26, 6:43 AM #7
Just knock yourself unconscious. That'll put all of your problems on hold. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]
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2004-06-26, 6:49 AM #8
Eat a hamster. It probably won't stop your hiccups but you'll at least have braging rights.

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2004-06-26, 7:06 AM #9
take a spoonfull of sugar, and put it in your mouth. hold it there till it all melts. usually works.

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2004-06-26, 7:09 AM #10
Take a largegulp of water, put your fingers in your ears, swallow the water and don't forget to take your fingers back out. Works instantly.
2004-06-26, 7:15 AM #11
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2004-06-26, 7:51 AM #12
Swollow water for 10 sec without stopping. Repeat as needed.

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2004-06-26, 7:53 AM #13
Plug your ears for thirty seconds, I dont know why, but it seems to work.

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2004-06-26, 10:21 AM #14
Think realy hard about trying to hic-up. That should do hte trick.
2004-06-26, 10:52 AM #15
Get a glass of water and drink from the far side of the cup, which means leaning over and drinking upside down. It's wierd, but it's always worked for me.

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2004-06-26, 10:55 AM #16
I just wait until they stop.

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2004-06-26, 11:18 AM #17
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2004-06-26, 3:15 PM #18
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2004-06-26, 3:25 PM #19
that doesn't cure my hiccups......

not that i've tried. or ever done it. agghghghgh kakdamn you genki.

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2004-06-26, 3:29 PM #20
drink boiling water. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

seriously, hiccups are annoying as hell.

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2004-06-26, 5:42 PM #21
The best way to get rid of them is to not try to get rid of them. If you think about getting rid of them you will ALWAYS HAVE IT. Just play a video game and it will be gone in no time//works for me

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2004-06-26, 5:48 PM #22
Well I tried the hamster and bucket of boiling water thing, but after about 3 hours they just went away [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-06-26, 6:20 PM #23
Even though it is now a moot point, holding my breath works for me.

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2004-06-26, 8:46 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Avenger:
Get a glass of water and drink from the far side of the cup, which means leaning over and drinking upside down. It's wierd, but it's always worked for me.

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2004-06-27, 1:30 PM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by SAJN_Master:
My Biology teacher does something really weird. If someone has the hiccups he just looks at them tells them to look at him, then he just says "stop hiccuping" they say "What?" he says again "Just stop it" and then it like stops instantly....I think he's the devil.

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Probably is... Or at least a biology teacher... close enough.

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2004-06-27, 2:47 PM #26
Just stop breathing for 10 minutes or so... guaranteed :P

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2004-06-27, 2:53 PM #27
Drink vinegar. Or something more acidic.

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2004-06-27, 2:54 PM #28
Battery Acid will cure you!

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2004-06-27, 3:33 PM #29
Carefully lift your uvula with a spoon.

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