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2006-07-24, 4:23 PM #241
backstory: i wasnt the only one with mexican experience, once roach visited... when he came back he only ever spoke of one thing, it was the

QUADRUPLE MEXICAN HUMMDINGER
2006-07-24, 4:26 PM #242
backstory: what Spe is forgetting is we both met up in Miami after returning stateside, and what was initiated that night can only be described as...

THE POST-MEXICAN HEAD FLOP
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-07-24, 4:31 PM #243
backstory: i did not confirm or deny anything, but i will tell you this: roach kept me awake all night with the

BLACKLISTED SLY GRINNED ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANIST
2006-07-24, 4:34 PM #244
backstory: Spe cannot deny he enjoyed...

THE SAN FRAN WEDDING NIGHT SLAM
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-07-24, 4:35 PM #245
SANS COCK
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-07-24, 4:35 PM #246
backstory: i will confirm this, but i will say that this is one thing roach enjoyed more:

THE SPIDER EATING MINORITY SLAPPER
2006-07-24, 4:38 PM #247
backstory: Spe likes to bring up spiders, because it then segways into a giggly-fit from the memories of...

THE EIGHT-LEGGED SNIPE HUNT
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-07-24, 4:41 PM #248
backstory: roach likes spiders because a lot of them like dark and secluded places, this is because he gets fond memories of

THE MAGICAL CAVERN POTHOLER
2006-07-24, 4:43 PM #249
backstory: Spe once sat down and practiced for his championship eatting competitions by stretching with the...

WEST BAY PORK SHUFFLE
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-07-24, 4:47 PM #250
backstory: remember back when roach toured the world? his only quality story involved

AUSSIES GRINNING GIBLET SPINNER
2006-07-24, 4:50 PM #251
backstory: National Geographic once sued Spe out of disgust after three of their camera men were institutionalized when they witnessed...

THE FRESH WATER GATOR HURDLE
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-07-24, 4:54 PM #252
bitten by a radioactive cokroach.
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2006-07-24, 4:54 PM #253
backstory: when it comes to magazines such as that, roach has a tendancy to be sued more often, thanks to his use of the words in the title of the magazine, one of the many examples is

THE NATIONAL SUCTION SLAMDUNK
2006-07-24, 4:58 PM #254
backstory: Spe introduced me to alcoholic magazines too. In fact, the only reason I was able to join a few clubs was because Spe taught me a thing or two about...
THE BOHEMIAN NAVAL POKER
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-07-24, 5:01 PM #255
backstory: roach never used to be like this, but one magical day i showed him how to perform

THE SPE FLICKING MAGIC FIST
2006-07-24, 5:05 PM #256
backstory: Spe used to cry himself to sleep while think about living on his uncle's farm. See, when Spe was 5, his uncle introduced him to...

THE 4 A.M. KNUCKLE PINCHER
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-07-24, 5:09 PM #257
backstory: you know this reminds me of a time roach told me about

THE PILLOW BITING BELLY SKINNER
2006-07-24, 5:11 PM #258
backstory: speaking of Spe's sailing voyages, one time, I **** you not, Spe was abducted by pirates. On some nights, he will still explain in full and horrid detail...

THE PEG-LEGGED MAN PLUNDER
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-07-24, 5:14 PM #259
backstory: actually, that last amusing anecdote reminds me of when roach used to spend a lot of time with the nazis, his favourite tale was that of

THE DEEP RUMBLE PANZER STRIKE
2006-07-24, 5:17 PM #260
backstory: Spe actually was fortunate to be rewarded by Stalin while I was having tea in the bunker. I don't remember Spe receiving a medal now that I think about it, but Spe always talked about...

THE RED FIST OF THE STAR
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-07-24, 5:22 PM #261
...the hell?

2006-07-24, 5:23 PM #262
backstory: its a shame we only ever got to spend time seperately with the world leaders during WW2.

otherwise instead of just hearing glorious tales, in person, i could have seen

THE SCREAMING BLITZKRIEG TWITCH
2006-07-24, 5:24 PM #263
Cockface.
2006-07-24, 5:48 PM #264
I have no godly idea.
Hey, Blue? I'm loving the things you do. From the very first time, the fight you fight for will always be mine.
2006-07-24, 5:49 PM #265
'Say hello to my little friend'
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-07-24, 5:52 PM #266
tangerine juice
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2006-07-24, 5:56 PM #267
clicks when rained on
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-07-24, 5:57 PM #268
the spank
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-07-24, 5:58 PM #269
oroooj
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-07-24, 6:02 PM #270
Fastest fingers in the...north?
nope.
2006-07-24, 6:28 PM #271
northern fastfinger :ninja:

and for boco

scot with strings
"NAILFACE" - spe
2006-07-25, 2:02 PM #272
why
幻術
2006-07-25, 2:05 PM #273
Koobie: Doctor of Pain (a really obscure reference, wonder if Koobie remembers)
The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
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2006-07-25, 2:14 PM #274
Likes words. :)

And, not really. All I can come up with is that my alternative alias is DrKoobie (for the cases when Koobie's taken) and my real name's Max. Max Payne is cool, so DrPain? Em. I know I'm 100% off. Ha.

OH WAIT.

I REMEMBER.

Heheh, we never did finish that fight, did we?

EDIT: Just checked the forums, apparently all the data got killed in that ezBOARD crash long, long time ago. I do remember my character having a syringe for a weapon or something along the lines. Ha, fun times.
幻術
2006-07-25, 2:17 PM #275
Nope, we never did finish that fight, and yeah, all the stuff on those forums got wiped. Much sadness. Oh well.
The Plothole: a home for amateur, inclusive, collaborative stories
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2006-07-25, 3:11 PM #276
Is something.
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2006-07-25, 3:12 PM #277
Scared the monkey out of two cavers (and a third skinny one).
"The only crime I'm guilty of is love [of china]"
- Ruthven
me clan me mod
2006-07-25, 7:27 PM #278
Needs a heart
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-07-25, 7:34 PM #279
here fishy fishy fishy
Holy soap opera Batman. - FGR
DARWIN WILL PREVENT THE DOWNFALL OF OUR RACE. - Rob
Free Jin!
2006-07-25, 7:41 PM #280
-i
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Lassev: I guess there was something captivating in savagery, because I liked it.
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