And it wasn't Oblivion (but Oblivion's a close second).

I bought The Zombie Survival Guide. 250 pages on what Zombies are, how to combat them, tons of information on how zombies become zombies and all that technical jargon, and about 70 pages of true zombie outbreaks.

I'm prepared to take on the Living Dead now, guys. And I've only read 35 pages of it so far!

So, post some of your favorite books.

Playboy, though its more of a magazine than a book. But its more important than zombies, pshaw.

THEY HAVE THOSE?!?!

WHERE DID YOU BUY IT!

At a bookstore. DUH! Probably find it online.

He didnt buy it. He had to jump down into the grand canyon to get one. You should try it!

Yeah, really cool since they didn't give us any harnesses or ropes. Quite the rush though.

Worst-Case Scenario Survival Guide is pretty neat. Some of the knock-offs (I don't consider the zombie one to be a knockoff btw) are just stupid though. Worst-case scenario college guide? What are they going to tell you?

"If you drink too much you will be rushed to the emergency room by your drunk friends, possibly dying in a fiery crash on the way, where you will have your stomach pumped and your parent's credit card billed for ****-tons of money. You won't be getting anything for Christmas or your next birthday from your parents."

At some point it is my intention to pick up Nuklear Age, The Alphabet of Manliness, and Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance.

What if the zombies get hold of this sensitive material and develop new strategies that you can't combat? Then you're screwed.

You need to read the book, foo. Zombies don't think. They just act.

Pfft. Zombies can't read. All they know is groaning and flesh-eating. Noob.

I have the zombie survival guide, Alphabet Of Manliness, How To Survive A Robot Uprising, and REAL ULTIMATE POWER.

Unnnnggggg!!! Brains!!!!!

I Have the Dalek survival guide.

The Dalek Survival Guide: Climb a small flight of stairs.

[QUOTE=- Tony -]The Dalek Survival Guide: Climb a small flight of stairs.[/QUOTE]
lol, Tony, FTW.

2012: The Return of Quetzalcoatl

Shamanistic hallucinogens ftw

You have an awesome library right there sir.

[QUOTE=- Tony -]The Dalek Survival Guide: Climb a small flight of stairs.[/QUOTE]


Daleks can fly dummy. please refer to episode 6, 'Dalek' of the 2005 series starring Christopher Eccleston as "The Doctor". also episode 13.

also, also episodes 12 and 13 of the 2006 series starring David Tennant as "The Doctor"

Good Man! I've got my katana ready and an axe at hand. Unfortunetely my plan to go ahead and destroy the stairs to make way for a retractable latter was shot down by my parents, but I've timed myself in some combat simulations and I think I'll be alright to just wait and do it when the attack is officially underway.