If you're gonna create a plan with maps and all, you should do something more productive like robbing a bank for example. Hell if you want REALLY crazy, you could always start bashing up random people on the street will baseball bats. Better yet, goto your local costume store, buy a chicken costume, steal a car ... no wait ... a tank and drive it into a bank, steal some cash, get a 5 star rating, drive to a strip club, waste the money of lap dances, drive to a paint store, buy some paint, goto your local "hood", throw some paint on the local "gangbangers" in which time you yell out "Yo, My turf fools" while dancing to George Michael's "FREEEK", smoke some pot, get high, start hallucinating about massive green aliens riding ponies, drive to XION 5 which time Mothra will be chasing you, take the rainbow, pickup the question mark, if you get 3 red shells fire them off, if not take the ramp and jump across hoping to stay clear of Rodan. If your lucky only little plastic tanks should be following you but don't fret, as they are no more effect then shampoo and creme rinse. they still get trotted out with every new monster attack, rolling shakily over the canvas landscape and firing their little sparklers. The reason for this, I'm guessing, is political. If the prime minister fails to send the tanks, in the next election his opponent will run ads saying "In the last Godzilla attack, the incumbent failed to send out the fakey-looking plastic tanks to protect us. NOW THAT IS CRAZY!
