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Tour de France fans?
2006-07-27, 7:31 AM #1
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a loser:

:gbk: <-- Clicky!

I'm not a fan of the sport, but damn this must suck for all the fans.
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2006-07-27, 7:33 AM #2
Oh.

I'm not a Tour De France fan, though.

But a fan of Kraftwerk's Tour De France though.
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2006-07-27, 7:34 AM #3
Bah, ****ing loser.
Was cheated out of lions by happydud
Was cheated out of marriage by sugarless
2006-07-27, 7:36 AM #4
He tested positive for testosterone/epitestosterone after the 17th stretch (which he won).
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-07-27, 7:38 AM #5
Well, I was expecting it to be him when they announced that someone tested positive. I'm not really surprised.
2006-07-27, 7:41 AM #6
omgh4x
2006-07-27, 9:21 AM #7
They're making a Lance Armstrong movie starring Matt Damon.
2006-07-27, 9:23 AM #8
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]They're making a Lance Armstrong movie starring Matt Damon.[/QUOTE]
no.

oh my god it's true link
2006-07-27, 9:26 AM #9
I can't figure out why they need Matt Damon.

Maybe they need someone with two balls.

Which means... Matt Damon's balls!

I can dream...
2006-07-27, 10:04 AM #10
Well, that sucks.

Which popular sport today isn't riddled with drug issues? Curling?
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2006-07-27, 10:05 AM #11
and uh americans are at it again YAY BURGERBOYS?
Star Wars: TODOA | DXN - Deus Ex: Nihilum
2006-07-27, 11:09 AM #12
Must have been Finnish testosterone... :v:
ORJ / My Level: ORJ Temple Tournament I
2006-07-27, 11:17 AM #13
Originally posted by FastGamerr:
and uh americans are at it again YAY BURGERBOYS?

chomp chomp :v:
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2006-07-27, 2:41 PM #14
Yeah I'm a Tour fan (the only one??).

This is quite a shock. Landis was the favourite to win the Tour once he got himself in yellow on the first day in the Alps. All the experts agreed that he self-destructed the next day because he didnt didnt take care of himself, he didnt properly hydrate and take on enough electrolytes or cool himself down. The next day he did (apparently he took on over 80 water bottles in under 5 hours), and he won the stage in an amazing solo effort. Michael Rasmusen did a similar thing the day before, winning an Alpine stage solo.

I dont think we should judge the guy until if and when his b-sample comes back positive.
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2006-07-27, 7:32 PM #15
Quote:
...pending results of the backup "B'' sample of his drug test.


Yes, it looks likely at this point that he cheated. However, I'll wait for some measure of certainty before I condemn him, especially since the threshold for what's considered a "positive" test was recently lowered.
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