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So you want to be a super hero?
2006-07-29, 12:41 PM #1
I saw this show, it was absolutely hilarious. I really, really enjoyed it. My favorite is cell phone girl, monkey woman, and that huge dude with the gigantic gun attached to his arm. Anyone else see it?
2006-07-29, 2:01 PM #2
You mean the Iron Enforcer?
2006-07-29, 2:15 PM #3
i dont want to be a superhero, only have superpowers, like i dunno, see through clothing.
Pie.
2006-07-29, 2:34 PM #4
What channel? I've never heard of it.
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2006-07-29, 6:39 PM #5
It's on SciFi.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-29, 6:44 PM #6
You actually watched it???? I saw the commercials, and it looked retarded, so I haven't bothered.
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2006-07-29, 6:50 PM #7
This show sucks. It should be "So You Want to Be a Super Villian?"
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2006-07-29, 7:20 PM #8
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
You actually watched it???? I saw the commercials, and it looked retarded, so I haven't bothered.


QuotedFT. Although, I read something, or saw something, where the host or director or producer or someone was talking about how they selected people who would have the CHARACTERISTICS of superheros (self sacrifice, kindness, etc) and from all he said it sounded like a solid concept. But yeah, the commercials looked dumb.

2006-07-29, 11:34 PM #9
They should have a super-hero who has the ability to change the color of any car he/she sees. :psyduck:
My blawgh.
2006-07-30, 1:12 AM #10
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
They should have a super-hero who has the ability to change the color of any car he/she sees. :psyduck:


What the hell are you talking about?
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2006-07-30, 2:48 AM #11
Yeah, that's really dumb.
Pissed Off?
2006-07-30, 2:51 AM #12
I wish I had the power to stab people in the face using my mind, no mattter where they were.

And being invincible would rule. Although I'd still like to feel pain. Pain is fun.
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2006-08-02, 6:10 PM #13
I LOVED this show. It was very funny. I thought Iron Enforcer was going out, but my favorite is the male erotic dancer. And Fat Momma.
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2006-08-02, 7:11 PM #14
I saw the commercials, and it looks like it could be funny. I really liked the expressions on Stan Lee's face, because they lead me to believe he created the show for his own personal amusement.
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2006-08-02, 8:21 PM #15
looked good, but i had better things to do
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2006-08-02, 10:14 PM #16
Pffft.
The only superhero worth being:
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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-08-03, 9:10 AM #17
Originally posted by SiliconC:
What the hell are you talking about?


a super-hero who has the ability to change the color of any car he/she sees. Honestly, cant you read?
My blawgh.
2006-08-03, 9:51 AM #18
I think he was more or less refering to that being the most stupid assed super power anyone could possibly have.
2006-08-03, 9:57 AM #19
Originally posted by Rob:
I think he was more or less refering to that being the most stupid assed super power anyone could possibly have.


Thank you Rob.
My blawgh.
2006-08-03, 12:03 PM #20
I caught about half of it. It was somewhat humorous, but I doubt I'll watch it again unless it gets much better. Who got booted off after the first show? I didn't watch the very end.
2006-08-03, 12:31 PM #21
A kid from my High School was on that show, it was hilarious seeing his picture in the paper in a spandex suit. I didn't see it, but I'm told he got booted on the first episode.
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2006-08-03, 12:34 PM #22
Sweet, there's a super hero creation wizard, create your own and post it here!

http://www.scifi.com/superhero/game/

Here's Massassi Bob:

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2006-08-03, 12:54 PM #23
I present San Fransisco Sally!

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2006-08-03, 1:04 PM #24
Donut Avenger
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2006-08-03, 1:17 PM #25
Ladies and Gentlemen: SoCal Dude!

(The randomizer button throws together some pretty funny stuff too)
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"Harriet, sweet Harriet - hard-hearted harbinger of haggis."
2006-08-03, 1:28 PM #26
Naked-Justice

He enforces midnight curfew, so if you’re in a dark alley in the middle of the night watch you're back.

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My blawgh.
2006-08-03, 6:55 PM #27
Miss IdHitIt

SuperPower: gives you the unnatural need ot "get freaky" with "her" if you are an evil-doer.

fyi: most evil doers retire after running into "her" once.
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2006-08-03, 7:51 PM #28
Originally posted by Chewbubba:
Ladies and Gentlemen: SoCal Dude!

(The randomizer button throws together some pretty funny stuff too)

my first thought was 'Val Kilmer?!'
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2006-08-04, 10:08 AM #29
The best part had to be the black guy showing how far up Stan Lee's rear end he's trying to be. You could read every thought on his mind as he looked at that stupid costume and how he choked back to come up with that bull about it being his dream come true. Then he goes and modifys the costume because he really doesn't like it and he makes it worse. I can't believe how much of a butt kisser he was, the new helmet didn't even fit him right!
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2006-08-04, 10:13 AM #30
Originally posted by Jedigreedo:
The best part had to be the black guy showing how far up Stan Lee's rear end he's trying to be. You could read every thought on his mind as he looked at that stupid costume and how he choked back to come up with that bull about it being his dream come true. Then he goes and modifys the costume because he really doesn't like it and he makes it worse. I can't believe how much of a butt kisser he was, the new helmet didn't even fit him right!

I thought this episode was awesome. I love how Stan Lee left him a huge opening, "the costume didn't really turn out as I had envisioned it, what do you think?" and the guy went off on how much he loved it.

I loved the ending, too. My favorite guy got eliminated, but he'll be back. Actually, he was less my favorite after he sucked it up at the dog challenge.
2006-08-04, 1:09 PM #31
I love this show.

I never really liked the Iron Enforcer, but I think he'll make a great villain.

My favorite is Monkey Woman. She cracks me up. And the ten minutes with the dogs, wow.

I also like Major Victory. Not because he's cool or anything, but because he takes it so seriously. It's hilarious how into the character this guy gets. We call him Vagina Man becuse he acts fruity (did you see him running after he changed his comstume and helped that girl?) and has a big 'V' on his chest.

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