This thread is ridiculous. In fact, it's so idiotic and silly that I advise you not to read it.

Morpheus started something similar to this a while ago, I forgot what exactly it was about, though. This one's about "Internetisizing/videogameifying" (both terms that do not exist) quotes said by either real people or people in movies, TV shows, books and such. I will begin so as to set an example.

A single frag is lag, a million frags is wallhack. --Iosif Stalin

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If you can read this, you need better glasses.

I have nothing to contribute to the thread as of yet, but that's clever - I'm profiling it

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What once was...

It is, isn't it? Isn't it? Isn't it isn't it isn't it? It occured to me in the shower, where I also got the idea for this thread. Shower makes me brainstorm!

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If you can read this, you need better glasses.

Sometimes I wonder...

Skins make a model. Unskinned models have little use in mods. - Mark Twain

It's probably a stretch.

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"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing." - Edmund Burke

"Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right." -Isaac Asimov

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RIAA = p2p² - Einstein

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"Ever since I was a boy, I have always kept your laws, now I want to follow you and join you in your noble cause. Jesus turned to him and said, 'Sell all you have give to the poor.' Rich young ruler hung his head, not to follow, walked instead." - Vanishing Lesson

"There is nothing to fear, but lag and hacks themselves!" - FDR

Ask not what hacks and mods can do for you, ask what you can do for hacks and mods! -JFK

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"It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity."

-Albert Einstein

Hell is empty but Bill Gates is here.
-- Wm. Shakespeare, "The Tempest"


When a man starts a public blog, he should consider himself as public
property.
-- Thomas Jefferson


"I know what you're thinking punk, you're thinking did he fire six shots or
only five? Well, to tell you the truth I kinda forgot myself in all this
excitement. But being this here's the BFG, the most powerful weapon in this map and
would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself
one question, Do I feel lucky? Well do ya punk?"
-Harry, 'Dirty Harry'


The most merciful thing in the world . . . is the inability of bots to fly the Redeemer.
-- H.P. Lovecraft


Three may share a BFG, if two of them are fragged.
-- Benjamin Franklin


"'I pass the test,' she said. 'I will diminish, and go into the West, and
read Slashdot.'"
- JRR Tolkien.


...yeah, those were bad...

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

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"Four score and seven games ago" - Well...duh.

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There is no signature

GBK, those were actually pretty good.

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Massassi: We don't debate. We *****.

Done.

But I also advise you not to reply, especially when you've followed my advice for not reading the thread.

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If you can read this, you need better glasses.

Oh.

you lose

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Massassi: We don't debate. We *****.

"The journey of a thousand deaths begins with a single frag."

"I hear and I forget. I frag and I remember. I hack and I understand."

"Real knowledge is to know the extent of one's 1337 skills."

"Only the wisest and stupidest of hackers never change."

"Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in cheating so we never fall."

"Team mates open the door, but you must frag by yourself."

"He who dies is a fool for five minutes; he who does not die remains a cheater forever."

"If you are patient in one moment of anger, you will escape a hundred frags of sorrow."

"Give a man a BFG and he will kill for a day. Teach a man to camp and he will kill for the rest of his life."

"Fall seven times, quit."

"The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by lag."

"He who frags others is wise.
He who frags himself is an idiot."

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and respawn, and I'm not sure about the former."

"I have not failed, I've just found 10,000 ways to die."

"The best argument against onling gaming is a five minute conversation with the gamer."

"Nothing is more costly, nothing is more sterile, than getting the BFG."

"I am always ready to destroy, although I do not always like being fragged."

"I am a camper. It does not seem too much use being anything else."

"Give us the BFG and we will destroy the job."

"Never, never, never, never camp."

"Win rate will be kind to me for I intend to hack it."

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.

Ok, Ill do some more...


I felt a great disturbance in the Web...as if millions of httpd
daemons suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear
something terrible has happened.
-- Old Ben (not mine...)


The human race is a race of gamers; and I am not only playing in that
LAN party but carrying a BFG.
-- Mark Twain


Nothing is impossible for the man who has the Redeemer.
-- A.H. Weiler


You must be the change you wish to see in the web.
-- Gandhi


It isn't necessary to have relatives on AOL in order to be unhappy.
-- Groucho Marx


The most incomprehensible thing about C++ is that it is at all
comprehensible.
-- Albert Einstein


"Fragging is the meaning and the purpose of life, the whole aim and end of
human existence."
-Aristotle


All the powerups make us commit faults; invulnerability makes us commit the most
ridiculous ones.
-- La Rochefoucauld


..of fragging no man speak: Let's talk of Redeemers, of BFGs, and Health Packs;
Make dust our flags and with rainy eyes write sorrow on the middle of the
map...
-- Will, Richard II

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Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow, and did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wind.
:wq

I really like this one.

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Have a good one,
Freelancer

There is no knowledge that is not power -- Mortal Kombat II for the Super Nintendo

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I'm sorry, you must be lost... I think you really don't belong here.

I frag, therefore I am [leet]?

-_-

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Saberopus: omfq musical genuis j00 >mozart
Thrawn42689: Mozart = n00b

Boo or Boo not, there is no scare.

I suck.

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[16:38] Correction: dick tracy was a real man
[16:38] happydud: Actually... He wasn't.
[19:08] Dormouse: hi, my name's happydud and i'm passive-aggress.. SHUTUP!! *stabs nearby orphan*
[You have gained 3 Dark Side Points]

To frag, or not to frag: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of bots,
Or to take arms against a sea of online enemies,
And by opposing end them? To die: to respawn;
No more; and by a respawn to say we end
The low health and the low armor
That my character is heir to, 'tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wish'd. To die, to respawn;
To respawn: perchance to frag...

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"May your gravity well be shallow, and your deBroglie wavelength short."

Awesome

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mir·ow ( V ) Pronunciation Key (meer-oh)
Someone or something that possesses unfathomable awesomeness

"Is this an AWP I see before me,
The trigger toward my hand? Come, let me spam thee.
I hack thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not wallhacking, aimbotting
When CTs come into sight? Or art thou but
A skilled player? Or is it a false illusion,
Proceeding from the multi-fragged enemy?" -- Macbeth.

"Aimbotting is just another way of showing skill." -- Pablo Picasso

"If we couldn't hack, we would all be skilled players." -- Jimmy Buffet

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[ Massassiism ] [ Cynicism ] [ Fanaticism ]
This is out of our jurisdiction, Bob. It's not wearing any pants.

2003 - 1337 = 666

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<S51> Give a man a sandwich and you'll feed him for an hour, teach him to make a sandwich and he'll get pissed, hit you and tell you to make him another sandwich.

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