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Miami Vice

2006-08-04, 10:36 AM #1

Wolfy

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Wow. Waaaaay too long. The gunfights were well-done, but, as they constitute about 25% of the movie, they can't save this crappy movie. Boring dialogue scenes, in which Colin is quite obviously reading from a script (as opposed to actually delivering the lines as his character), make for a really, really boring film. I haven't come that close to falling asleep since The Village. Not to mention they kind of don't resolve what happened to Jesus .

Bottom line: don't see this movie. It's absolutely terrible.

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2006-08-04, 10:44 AM #2

Tibby

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So was Vice City better [The game]?

2006-08-04, 10:52 AM #3

djwguitarman

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lol, I knew from the first ads I saw that it would be a crapfest.

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2006-08-04, 11:03 AM #4

ORJ_JoS

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It can't be worse than Batman Begins.

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2006-08-04, 11:05 AM #5

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your face is worse than batman begins (which was awesome).

2006-08-04, 11:09 AM #6

Wolfy

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Agreed. Batman Begins was a fantastic film.

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2006-08-04, 11:13 AM #7

Chewbubba

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Originally posted by djwguitarman:

lol, I knew from the first ads I saw that it would be a crapfest.

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Batman Begins = goodness

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2006-08-04, 11:27 AM #8

Jep

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I agree, I actually expected a good movie but that was from a few of my friends acting like it was some sort of a big hit. Boy, its the first time I go to a movies and about half-way through I am pondering whether I should walk out or allow myself to fall asleep. I managed against my will to watch the entirety of this aweful flick and I was left with a sour taste in my mouth.

The girl I went to see the movie with liked it for the half-assed romancing crap. :rolleyes:

I liked it because I cute asian skin.

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2006-08-04, 11:29 AM #9

Wolfy

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I almost laughed at all the points that she wanted to "chow" Sonny something. "sh" is apparently not in her syllabic repertoire.

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2006-08-04, 11:59 AM #10

Jep

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Oh chit!

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2006-08-04, 12:03 PM #11

finity5

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Looks bad. Collin Farrell sux the big 111

2006-08-04, 12:14 PM #12

Baconfish

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Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:

So was Vice City better [The game]?

...What the hell? They only had 2 things in common, they were both set in Miami and they have the word vice in the title.

nope.

2006-08-04, 1:15 PM #13

Gilgamesh85

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I actually liked it *shrug*. I guess I'm just easily entertained when undercover work is involved. Deception is so delightful

2006-08-04, 1:39 PM #14

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Does anyone know if the Ferrari in the film was a Testarossa or a newer model?

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2006-08-04, 1:42 PM #15

Tibby

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Originally posted by Baconfish:

...What the hell? They only had 2 things in common, they were both set in Miami and they have the word vice in the title.

So i asked a question.

Im guessing the answer is yes.

CHOW me some reviews.

2006-08-04, 1:44 PM #16

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i'll chow you google.com

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2006-08-04, 1:46 PM #17

Jep

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Tiberium chucks

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2006-08-04, 7:14 PM #18

saberopus

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Tiberium about to get chanked in the nutchack. -_-? Did I got too far?

2006-08-04, 10:22 PM #19

Spork

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No amount of bad reviews can make me want to see this movie hell. Hell now I want to see it even more...

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