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If you could change your whole name...
2004-06-26, 12:04 PM #1
I was born Aaron-James Davies

I love my name, but I rather think the name:

Angelus Christopher Ruthven is rather cool!!! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

Discuss

What name would you rather have?

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2004-06-26, 12:09 PM #2
I'd just change my first name to Fox. Which I plan to do eventually - only I'm procrastinating for now [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-06-26, 12:11 PM #3
Hmm.. Optimus Prime is already taken..
so.....
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2004-06-26, 12:12 PM #4
Lazerus Menander

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2004-06-26, 12:32 PM #5
Van Fanel [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-06-26, 12:38 PM #6
Dixie Flatline

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2004-06-26, 12:44 PM #7
Tough one... haven't got one of any preference. If i was a girl i'd like to be called Joy though,

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2004-06-26, 12:47 PM #8
Max Power!

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2004-06-26, 1:29 PM #9
Simple; David Lightman. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-26, 1:42 PM #10
I'll be putting the "Von" back in my last name relatively soon.

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2004-06-26, 9:02 PM #11
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2004-06-26, 9:53 PM #12
Emanuel Jean-Baptiste Zorg

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2004-06-26, 11:02 PM #13
Hmm...

I'd be happy with Tony John Keen, but for a full name change? Probably J.C. Denton. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-06-26, 11:59 PM #14
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2004-06-27, 1:31 AM #15
El Diablo!

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2004-06-27, 2:52 AM #16
Sitting Duck

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2004-06-27, 3:11 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tracer:
Max Power!

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Definitely

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2004-06-27, 3:19 AM #18
Steve Bennett.

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2004-06-27, 3:20 AM #19
Well my name is Jani Michael Tuominen, but I was born as Jani Michael Hillier, so I could easily change my name into Michael Hillier.
Looks like we're not going down after all, so nevermind.
2004-06-27, 3:58 AM #20
I'd change my first name to Striker.

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2004-06-27, 4:00 AM #21
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2004-06-27, 4:33 AM #22
Max Headroom.

or maybe "Xander Bander Gander IV"

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2004-06-27, 4:54 AM #23
Bender

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2004-06-27, 6:32 AM #24
Ford Prefect

or Zaphod Beeblebrox, that name is just so cool.

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2004-06-27, 7:49 AM #25
Yes, go change your name! There can be only one Aaron :P
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2004-06-27, 7:54 AM #26
anthony allen stockert to
anthony [any name starting with s] stockert.

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2004-06-27, 8:01 AM #27
^^XD

Stephen do? :P

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2004-06-27, 8:22 AM #28
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2004-06-27, 9:23 AM #29
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Nerd.

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2004-06-27, 9:38 AM #30
Speaking of Van's. Last night it suddenly came to me that Van Helsing is an anagram for English Navy, except they accidentally left out a 'y'.. what can this mean? I do not know.

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2004-06-27, 9:41 AM #31
Something unpronounceable
2004-06-27, 11:31 AM #32
Born:Robert Blake Kimble IV

If I was planning on changing it, I'd make it "Grigor Ivan Styanivich".

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2004-06-27, 11:36 AM #33
I would also open a meat shop called "Bagdad". Then I can be 'Grigor, the butcher of Bagdad.' ha.

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2004-06-27, 11:56 AM #34
Shinji Ikari.

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2004-06-28, 1:46 AM #35
Well, I've actually begun to grow a bit fond of my last name, buuuuut let's take a stab anywhos:

Scott Patrick Gajewski
(one from Scotland/wanderer/tatoo - nobleman - man who lives in small woods)
to
Searcher Erronem Adams
(searcher - wanderer - man)

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2004-06-28, 2:06 AM #36
John Doe would be funny as well..
2004-06-28, 2:21 AM #37
Felix Winston Periwinkle. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-28, 5:27 AM #38
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El Diablo!

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Sorry but the name is taken.

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They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
2004-06-28, 7:40 AM #39
Definately Stave Wok.

Hey Mr. Wok? Or can I call you Stave.

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2004-06-28, 9:41 AM #40
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Emanuel Jean-Baptiste Zorg

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Isn't Jean-Baptiste the first name and Emanual his middle name?

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Dormouse:
Speaking of Van's. Last night it suddenly came to me that Van Helsing is an anagram for English Navy, except they accidentally left out a 'y'.. what can this mean? I do not know.

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Maybe it's supposed to be "English Nav"

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