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arghhh it burns! I thought these sites died with geocities!

EXPERIENCE LIFE OUTSIDE THE BOX

I'm actually submitting this as an Awful Link of the Day on SA.

Man, that site is hardcore.

I saw Comic Sans and closed it.

Tell us if it wins (loses?) the ALotD award, would you?

All ALoDs are show on the front page.

I should probably start visiting SA then.

That site rules.

And the massassi goonfold rises.

But really, that site is annoying. Comic Sans is just...

Did you get the picture of B.I.G that I did?

Wow! Cool! Do you think the guy would mind if I base my future page designs on his design?

/me goes off to make mor animated gifs

BRAIN OVERLOAD!

Is this some kind of a joke? Please tell me it's some kind of a joke.

It played Megadeth - Symphony of Destruction for me! Sweet song, but jesus what a site.

He's lying about the web design degree. He'd better be.
I seriously hope no one has given him their money.

I sent the guy an email, acting as if I was interested in his services. Let's see how far down the rabbit hole goes.

Too bad geocities isn't dead yet.

Yeah, that site looked quite s***ty.

lol, has amateur writen all over it

probably a lot of copy/pasting of other peoples code.

It had megadeth, they can't be all that bad.

Megadeth? I didn't hear anything. Of course, I did quit after looking at it for 5 seconds... <.<-

Ouch, it burns. The man has zero taste. Oh and did you see the wallpapers? Ewww!

[QUOTE=Cool Matty]I sent the guy an email, acting as if I was interested in his services. Let's see how far down the rabbit hole goes.[/QUOTE]


Haha, YES!

Ow.

With Homesite pagemaker, you don't *touch* the code. You just drag things around to arrange them. It seemed like a good idea when I was 14 years old.

ugh. i thought sites like that were extinct.

I HAVE A REPLY:

On Sat, 05 Aug 2006 11:25:22 -0400, "CoolMatty (Webmaster)" wrote:


>>
>> Before I continue further, I need to know:
>>
>> A. Can you write websites that are fully XHTML Strict compliant?
>> B. Do you have examples of previous sites that you have done in XHTML
>> Strict?
>> C. Can you make a "dial-up friendly" website?
>> D. Finally, can you make a design that displays accurately in all web
>> browsers? (IE, Firefox, Opera?)
>>
>> Thanks!
>> Matt Merkle

Hi Matt,

I've checked into what you asked and here are the answers to your questions...

Question #1:
The answer is no.

Question #2:
It depends on the amount and size of the the images and graphics that
you put on your website. So the answer here is yes and no depending on
what you put on your website.

Question #3:
The browser that our members report the most problems with is the AOL
browser. If you're not using AOL, then you're okay.

I hope this answers your questions. Thank you for stopping in!

Sincerely,

J.M.Piper
Artimations.com



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What should I ask him next? Laffo...

http://cgi3.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewUserPage&userid=drumthrasher4hr

This says it all.

Why?
WHY?

You can say that again

4 month old post....

That only works if you say it before you already replied

Guess why i replied WHY?

This describes his design philosophy so well:





Because you wanted to be cool

THE NECROMICE ARE ROBOTS ON eBay NOW!

In before the lock.

See you in the new year Massassi. I won't be around for the next 2 weeks or so.

Merry Christmas and a Happy New year to all!

Haha, at least the necromancer provided a useful insight.

I wonder how much business he gets.

It's a bit older than that, sport.

I was like "Hey i havent been at a computer since yesterday! I didnt post this!"


Stupid oldposts