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lethal self-defense techniques (bang, bang, bang...)
2006-08-07, 5:39 PM #1
hahahahah

<3 Bas Rutten
一个大西瓜
2006-08-07, 6:28 PM #2
That was entertaining. I love when he co-hosts MMA fights.
2006-08-07, 6:32 PM #3
That didn't seem funny at all.
2006-08-07, 6:32 PM #4
Usually people roll their head and over when they get headbutted...

BANG
2006-08-07, 6:51 PM #5
Haha, that guy is insane.
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2006-08-07, 6:56 PM #6
Damn... you've seen my video.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-08-07, 7:01 PM #7
I have a lethal self defense technique. I call it "pull the trigger".
D E A T H
2006-08-07, 7:08 PM #8
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Damn... you've seen my video.


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DO NOT WANT.
2006-08-07, 7:34 PM #9
Awesome.
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2006-08-07, 8:38 PM #10
[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]I have a lethal self defense technique. I call it "pull the trigger".[/QUOTE]
Been in practice for a couple hundred years, that has been.
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2006-08-07, 10:14 PM #11
It was funny.. but not haha funny.
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2006-08-07, 10:15 PM #12
You can play games like "pull deh pants down, and hide deh spice bottle"! Its fun thing to do!
2006-08-08, 12:51 AM #13
He's got a nice melodic voice.
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-08-08, 4:05 AM #14
He's got a good low kick too. I especially liked it when he low kicked the hell out of Warpath.
2006-08-08, 10:49 AM #15
That was funny but why was there so much repeated footage?
2006-08-08, 11:19 AM #16
"You can stab him with his own knife right in the liver." <3
2006-08-08, 2:40 PM #17
dont kill the person you fight, kill their family 5 years later.
2006-08-09, 4:13 AM #18
[quote=Bas Rutten]We choke him out and then once he's choked out we (hehe) play these games like: pull his pants down and hide the spice bottle! It's a fun thing to do![/quote]
:eek:
2006-08-09, 4:27 AM #19
That was really fun!
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2006-08-09, 6:08 AM #20
It's a shame that such an important figure head such as Bas would be behind such a shoddy video that promotes such ideas as "all you have to do is counter with a right straight..." I mean, he's the original MMA warrior, he of all people should know how dangerous such a mindset is.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-08-09, 4:34 PM #21
My defense technique is "Oh sod it... RUN!"

Edit: Upon seeing the video... that's a little bit unethical. That's not self-defense, that's pure agression. >.>;; The point of self-defense is to defend yourself and buy yourself some vital seconds to get to safety. Not to send someone to the hospital or potentially an undertaker.
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2006-08-09, 5:52 PM #22
I'm gonna go pick a fight in a bar and do those things. :v:
DO NOT WANT.
2006-08-09, 5:54 PM #23
[QUOTE=Pedro T Hutt]My defense technique is "Oh sod it... RUN!"

Edit: Upon seeing the video... that's a little bit unethical. That's not self-defense, that's pure agression. >.>;; The point of self-defense is to defend yourself and buy yourself some vital seconds to get to safety. Not to send someone to the hospital or potentially an undertaker.[/QUOTE]
Even the most respectable schools I've studied in have encouraged the mindset of "They wanted to hurt you, or worse, return the favor." It's fairly common in non-traditional styles.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-08-09, 6:10 PM #24
no point in being lethal.

really, can anyone see a single bad thing in the tactic of "get away safe, then kill the family 5 years later"

really... after that time has passed, nobody will suspect you of being so sick and twisted.
2006-08-09, 6:47 PM #25
My favorite part that actually made me chuckle was when he put the "stabbing device" on his knuckles. And he said, I promise, "this hurts"
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2006-08-09, 7:08 PM #26
Was that stabbing device his keys?
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-08-09, 9:07 PM #27
i didnt watch it all, but its more fun to imagine that he took an angle grinder to his knuckles in order to make them spikey.
2006-08-10, 8:11 AM #28
Originally posted by Roach:
Even the most respectable schools I've studied in have encouraged the mindset of "They wanted to hurt you, or worse, return the favor." It's fairly common in non-traditional styles.


Eh, I prefer to keep the moral high ground. =D
Seishun da!
2006-08-10, 3:24 PM #29
The Real Lethal Self-Defense Class
And when the moment is right, I'm gonna fly a kite.

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