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Do you ever wonder what the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for?
2003-12-21, 11:47 AM #1
**THIS SITE CONTAINS FOUL LANGUAGE AND OFFENSIVE RELIGIOUS CONTENT BE WARNED**


http://www.jesusi****ler.com/

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2003-12-21, 12:35 PM #2
It's apparently so offensive that the forums thought you were posting a cuss word.

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2003-12-21, 12:37 PM #3
What exactly is the goal of such a website? It's not humorous and offers no truth. It seems that the author of the website is simply trying to anger people into e-mailing him/her so he/she can respond with ignorant comments. Similar to how Sean Baby does things over at [S-N-I-P] The difference is that Sean Baby is actually funny.

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[This message has been edited by DeTRiTiC-iQ (edited December 21, 2003).]
2003-12-21, 1:02 PM #4
In answer to the topic's name. The H in Jesus H Christ is believed to stand for Harold due to the phrase "Our father that art in heaven, Harold be thy name." I don't know what that link is about, but I'm not sure I care to find out.

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2003-12-21, 1:08 PM #5
With my incredibly high IQ and the power of NASA's main computer I have deduced that the link is jesus is hitler.com That's kinda offensive... and It's probably good that it got filtered.

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2003-12-21, 1:19 PM #6
Maybe it automatically filters hitler out of links? WTF? Anyways it's funny if you have a sick sense of humour about both killing Jews and the Christian faith, yeah.

[Edit: Figured it out: Jesus is hitler becomes J e s u s i s H i t l e r]

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[This message has been edited by Mikus (edited December 21, 2003).]
2003-12-21, 1:29 PM #7
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by MentatMM:
What exactly is the goal of such a website? It's not humorous and offers no truth. It seems that the author of the website is simply trying to anger people into e-mailing him/her so he/she can respond with ignorant comments. Similar to how Sean Baby does things over at REMOVED BECAUSE IT SUCKS The difference is that Sean Baby is actually funny.

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Uh...I that website contains pornography. I'm using a family computer, with my 10-year-old brother looking over my shoulder and did not find it amusing in the slightest.

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2003-12-21, 1:59 PM #8
Jesus Haych (The first H is silent) Christ [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2003-12-21, 4:04 PM #9
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Uh...I that website contains pornography. I'm using a family computer, with my 10-year-old brother looking over my shoulder and did not find it amusing in the slightest.</font>


My bad, I had never seen any pornographic material on the website before today, but it's been months since I've visited the website.

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2003-12-21, 4:16 PM #10
I can find a few historical fallacies in his paragraphs.

I seriously doubt this was supposed to be serious. Some of the bulleted items and Myths/Facts were kinda funny.

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Myth: Jesus turned water into wine out of good will.
Fact: Jesus was a raging alcoholic and used any excuse to get wasted.</font>

hehehehehehe

(btw, i didn't see any porn....)
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2003-12-21, 4:25 PM #11
Henry

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2003-12-21, 4:28 PM #12
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Axis:
In answer to the topic's name. The H in Jesus H Christ is believed to stand for Harold due to the phrase "Our father that art in heaven, Harold be thy name." I don't know what that link is about, but I'm not sure I care to find out.

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Its acually "hallowed be thy name"

duh



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2003-12-21, 4:39 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by blackbelt7:

Its acually "hallowed be thy name"

duh

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yeah i was going to say that

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2003-12-21, 7:26 PM #14
Was I the only one that found the website funny?
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2003-12-21, 8:25 PM #15
The actual answer can be found on www.straightdope.com
I don't remember where it is and I don't feel like searching for it though.
Some of the stuff on that site may be offensive.

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2003-12-22, 2:21 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Do you ever wonder what the H in Jesus H. Christ stands for?</font>


No.



[This message has been edited by UndeadOne (edited December 22, 2003).]
2003-12-22, 2:52 AM #17
The Straight Dope is definitely the best thing to come out of 1980s Chicago.

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2003-12-22, 3:58 AM #18
Heaving?

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2003-12-22, 5:32 AM #19
http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_033.html to give the exact site

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2003-12-22, 4:26 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mikus:
Maybe it automatically filters hitler out of links? WTF? Anyways it's funny if you have a sick sense of humour about both killing Jews and the Christian faith, yeah.

[Edit: Figured it out: Jesus is hitler becomes J e s u s i s H i t l e r]

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2003-12-22, 9:05 PM #21
Maybe the H stands for holy lol?

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2003-12-24, 8:51 AM #22
Well i was going to post until EtherealAngel beat me to it. That's been my understanding as well.

Not touching the site or the rest of the thread with a 27 foot bardiche though..

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2003-12-24, 12:29 PM #23
wha.. theres a H? :S

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2003-12-24, 12:33 PM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sats:
wha.. theres a H? :S

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