...you had a conjoined twin brother, and you shared penis and rectum with him. and he decided to become gay. and he told you he's got a date coming tonight?

I'd say "Let's get a divorce. I the penis, You the rectum."

Or...

"Me Tarzan, you Jane."

so wait, is this just sharing waist down? Or is this more of two heads? I'd just fight it off and make life as difficult as possible.

Why is Jepman now a default option on many polls?

How the hell did he get a gay date without me noticing?

only on my polls.

I would steal his boyfriend and make my brother very jealous. At any rate, if that happened I would be to busy fighting with him that there wouldn't be time for him to date. And I could just end the relationship with his previous boyfriend before anything happens.

I could keep that up for years until my brother commits suicide and the body is all mine. Bwahahahahaha!

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10 Jepmans..

ONE OF US MUST BE A FAKE.

chop him off, give him a fake *** and a fake cock.

but to rub it in.

install the cock inside his mouth.

Oh this is so getting locked...

Better question, would it be incest?

have you seen the Oblongs?

Gay Brother: No way, I like totally hate girls. There's like no way I'm letting you have sex with a girl with me around!

Straight Brother: Dude, you're so gay. There's no way I'm letting you butt secks a guy with me awake!

Gay Brother: That's like totally it! I like totally have an idea to solve this!

Straight Brother: And what would that be?

Gay Brother: See this pill I got here?

* Shows Straight Brother the pill *

Straight Brother: That's a date rape drug. How is drugging the chick gonna solve this?

Gay Brother: No, you silly. When you go on a date with a girl, I would like totally take the pill and sleep through the date and you like totally do you thing!

Straight Brother: Oh I see. See when you go on a date with one of your butt buddies, I don't have to suffer the torment of watching my brother misuse his penis for something nature never intended!

Gay Brother: Exactly! Wait... did you just offended me?

Straight Brother: No... I don't think I did.

Gay Brother: Oh that reminds me. I have a date tonight!

Straight Brother: Alright, give me that pill!

* Straight brother takes pill and passes out *

* Door bell rings. Gay brother opens the door *

Hot looking girl: Oh hello there. Is your brother free tonight?

Gay Brother: Oh crap!

I'd probably start pissing just to piss them off.

That wouldn't work, Savage, because they would have to share a blood supply. Any drug one takes would affect the other.

It is an interesting dilemma though.

Haha, true. Didn't think of that

Apparently not =/