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2006-08-13, 11:47 PM #41

Freelancer

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..wha the hell? are you saying I'm your ******* child? hah

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2006-08-13, 11:49 PM #42

Roach

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Well, yeah, you don't look that much like your father...

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2006-08-13, 11:50 PM #43

Freelancer

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You saved that image to your hard drive? That honestly scares me.

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2006-08-13, 11:51 PM #44

Steven

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You must get that from your mother.

I don't become frightened very easily.

2006-08-13, 11:52 PM #45

Roach

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Stop derailing the topic: your mom is hot.

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2006-08-14, 12:01 AM #46

Nikumubeki

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Your mom sure reminds me of Liv Tyler.

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2006-08-14, 12:01 AM #47

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I think Freud would like to shake Free's hand.

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2006-08-14, 12:01 AM #48

Freelancer

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Originally posted by FastGamerr:

Your mom sure reminds me of Liv Tyler.

not. funny.

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2006-08-14, 12:03 AM #49

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I don't think Liv is that pretty anyway. Her lips are terrrible.

Free's mom has (or at least had) nicer lips.

2006-08-14, 12:03 AM #50

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Holy crap, "Freelancer Tyler" is a horrible name.

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2006-08-14, 12:04 AM #51

Steven

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My last name isn't Tyler.

:confused:

2006-08-14, 12:06 AM #52

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You wouldn't think mormon women would go for Mexicans, but Free's mom was a more open-minded one.

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2006-08-14, 12:08 AM #53

Steven

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Blow will do that to a person.

2006-08-14, 12:09 AM #54

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You can't find good brush-like whiskers in the mormon community. You have to go elswhere.

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2006-08-14, 12:12 AM #55

Nikumubeki

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Originally posted by Freelancer:

not. funny.

Yeah.

I don't know who Liv Tyler is anyway.

Rhymes with Freestyler in a way.

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2006-08-14, 12:13 AM #56

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and what do i hear? a MAN.. INSULTING PEOPLE.. lol

2006-08-14, 12:14 AM #57

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this thread

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2006-08-14, 12:16 AM #58

Tibby

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Originally posted by Jepman:

Oh No I Forgot Lazytown! And spelling wars. And a tiberium feature.

Damn straight!

2006-08-14, 12:16 AM #59

JediKirby

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Liv Tyler would derail even a monerail running her over.

I'm not saying she's fat, she's just...

big boned.

Right free?

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2006-08-14, 12:18 AM #60

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What about Free's mom?

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2006-08-14, 12:18 AM #61

Steven

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She's quite attractive.

Much moreso than Liv.

2006-08-14, 12:19 AM #62

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The picture is deceiving. I need more.

But from what I can she, she's frail.

Even a steam engine would crush her, I'm afraid.

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2006-08-14, 12:22 AM #63

Roach

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It's a good thing ]-[elle's not fat then...

Free, that picture does indicate that your mom's cheeks would bulge with age, mind providing a more recent photo for a more accurate compairison with Liv?

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2006-08-14, 12:24 AM #64

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I should hope they'd deflate. A liv face would not compliment Steven's.

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2006-08-14, 12:25 AM #65

Steven

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Free, your stepdad looks like Tom Hanks retarded brother.

2006-08-14, 12:29 AM #66

Roach

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You can see the doubt in his eyes in that picture. He must have known about Steven...

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2006-08-14, 12:30 AM #67

Freelancer

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Originally posted by Roach:

It's a good thing ]-[elle's not fat then...

Free, that picture does indicate that your mom's cheeks would bulge with age, mind providing a more recent photo for a more accurate compairison with Liv?

sure, just as soon as you post a picture of your mom when she was 20.

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2006-08-14, 12:42 AM #68

Roach

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My mom's not nearly as hot as yours though, it would just take away attention from your mom.

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2006-08-14, 12:52 AM #69

JediKirby

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Oh Roach, don't lie. She's got more upper lip hair than the spanish guy who's with Free's mom in that picture.

Wait, is... That IS her! Roach, your mom and Free's mom? I never would have thought...

Anyway, now that THAT'S been cleared: Liv Tyler - I mean free's mom pics. NOW.

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2006-08-14, 4:10 AM #70

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HMmm. I'd bang Freelancer's mom from sunday to all day.

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2006-08-14, 6:16 AM #71

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Originally posted by Freelancer:

You saved that image to your hard drive? That honestly scares me.

DAMN your momma was hot.

DAMN.

2006-08-14, 6:27 AM #72

Jep

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Originally posted by Freelancer:

You saved that image to your hard drive? That honestly scares me.

Its saved on my hard drive too now.

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2006-08-14, 7:18 AM #73

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can someone photoshop a lower cut top onto her plz?

2006-08-14, 7:34 AM #74

Rob

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Can someone make me a time machine so I can go back in time and be freelancer's father?

2006-08-14, 7:36 AM #75

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then you can rape some sense into him.

2006-08-14, 5:27 PM #76

Roach

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I think Steven would have something to say about that...

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2006-08-14, 5:41 PM #77

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anyone who doesn't agree with child abuse, doesn't agree with freedom, its that simple.

rape and beat your own children or the terrorists win.

2006-08-14, 6:12 PM #78

Roach

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Hell Yes!

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