Okay, so I'll admit I didn't actually catch anything. I got home from the gym and my dad comes running around to the front of the house yelling "IT WAS JUST BORN". At first I thought "wtf" but then remembered that we had an extremely pregnant miniature donkey. Well, she's pregnant no more. I got my camera and took this picture of it, age ~30 minutes:



The thing is tiny. Barely comes up to my knee.

do you have any babies and miniature saddles?

i just had an awesome idea for a new form of gambling.

Haha. I agree with spe.

Your *** looks soggy. Need some toilet paper?

It's so cute!

Take a pic when its a week old. It'll be soo cuuute!

Why did you have the extremely pregnant miniature donkey?

Nice ***.

...

I was wondering that too.

Aww kyle! It looks so much like you!

Eat it.

Can I ride it!!!!!?!?!?!?

Har the Dwarf Knight and his lawful steed!


On another note : AWWWWWWWWWW LOOOOOKS SOOOOOOO CCCCUTE!

*insert midget joke here*

Kyle, I expected you to chronicle your adventures of catching a wild baby donkey that almost killed you.

I was sorely dissapointed.




Oh well, the baby donkey is still as cute as ever.

Reminds me of a joke from The Grapes of Wrath:

[quote=John Steinbeck (paraphrased)]So these two families are planning to breed one family's heifer with the other's bull. The dad sends his son over with the heifer, and only the other family's daughter's at home. The boy's real shy around girls and doesn't say nothin, so she directs him around back of the house where the bull's penned.

The two sit on the fence watching the cows do what comes natural, and the boy starts to get real excited from the whole thing. He turns to the girl and says, "Boy, I sure wish I could be doin that!"

Girl says, "Well, why don't you, then? It's your heifer."[/quote]

I would've said, "Wanna be my heifer?" *winks*

My mom thinks its fake...
I have no ****ing clue why.

At least this thread wasn't about getting some baby ***.

Since, you know, ew.

You have a strange mind.

Now I understand where you get your... brilliance... from.

It looks wet and horrible.

Almost like a mangled corpse.

Words out of my mouth. I was like

"aaaah."

I'm still curious.

You should name it Kinky Kelly.

I take offense to that!

Eeyore.