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One nation, under pie.
2004-06-28, 7:47 PM #1
Pieism!

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[This message has been edited by Flexor (edited June 28, 2004).]
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2004-06-28, 7:52 PM #2
Uh...

...huh.

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2004-06-28, 7:55 PM #3
YES!!!

"the Lake of Eternal Cake."

That's great. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-28, 8:52 PM #4
Ummmm . . . . pie[/Homer]

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2004-06-29, 3:47 AM #5
PRAISE PIE! Hallelujah!

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2004-06-29, 6:03 AM #6
The internet is the birthplace to very random and scary things. EDIT: /me recives oscar for aver acting.

[This message has been edited by Obi_Kwiet (edited June 29, 2004).]
2004-06-29, 6:44 AM #7
I like this religion. It's rather tasty.

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2004-06-29, 6:48 AM #8
Lmao, 'Pieble'

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The Devious Server
2004-06-29, 7:10 AM #9
Their forums are interesting, too.

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For a healty meal, eat mashed potatoes, peas, and catloaf.
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2004-06-29, 8:08 AM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
The internet is the birthplace to very random and scary things. I think that site alone just dropped our nations avridge IQ by about 4 points. If feal stupider just looking at it.</font>


... Does anyone else see the blatant irony of his post?

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2004-06-29, 11:03 AM #11
I know it's a joke. But it's a lame joke. It's like a pun just worse. Wait-this is a pun... ARRGGH that was bad!! (unless you haven't noticed I hate puns)
2004-06-29, 11:09 AM #12
Piehalla, heh.

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2004-06-29, 12:23 PM #13
I just joined!!

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2004-06-29, 12:38 PM #14
Pie? You got pie?
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2004-06-29, 5:05 PM #15
Hmm. piety. pieous. That's not too bad after all, if you think about it for awile. It deservs a [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]. It's still random and scary.
2004-06-29, 6:18 PM #16
So...what exactly do you sacrifice in pieism lol.

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2004-06-30, 1:45 AM #17
Studies have shown that if you eat a pie a day, you have a five percent increase... of yummy.

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2004-06-30, 5:25 AM #18
Hmm... I prefer "One Nation, Filled With Pie". I also know somebody of the pieism faith. However, he claims that the pie is rusty-scrap-metal-flavored, which most likely isn't terribly tasty, even if it is very crunchy!

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2004-06-30, 6:30 AM #19
...and a 5% increace of fat...
2004-06-30, 7:15 AM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
...and a 5% increace of fat...</font>

That goes without saying; 'tis why I didn't say it!



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2004-06-30, 7:20 AM #21
Pfft, it should be; One nation, under cowbell.

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2004-06-30, 7:20 AM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Edward:
Pie? You got pie?</font>


Hahahahah! Omg, that's great!

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2004-06-30, 8:06 AM #23
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
I know it's a joke. But it's a lame joke. It's like a pun just worse. Wait-this is a pun... ARRGGH that was bad!! (unless you haven't noticed I hate puns)</font>


Hot cross pun.
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2004-06-30, 8:34 AM #24
http://p088.ezboard.com/fpieism55157frm1.showMessage?topicID=28.topic

hahaha that alone is funnier then the whole site

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