Spe.

I think he is awesome.

Not so much.

This thread is back from lockage

party in teh spemobile

Speeee'ed!

In a white room

I think I speak for everyone

B<waffle>s

The most awesome thing in the world is known to be pinstriping. The "I'm feeling lucky" search algorithm maintained by Google, ranked #3 by the web traffic data insitution Alexa[sup][1][/sup], affirms this to be the case. Due to Google's widespread use and position in the public eye as an institution of merit, its judgement on the matter can be considered an authority[sup][2][/sup] and therefore will be appealed to as substantiation for this claim.

Pinstriping has many merits, the most notable being that it is proof that It also has a high entertainment and infatuation value, as evidenced by such expressions of interest as "I could watch these guys work all day."[sup][4][/sup]

A video of Pinstriping has been published on the popular online video respiratory Youtube[sup][5][/sup]. Youtube is ranked 16[sup]th[/sup] on Alexa[sup][6][/sup] and is also an institution of great public influence. As of 2:14 PM on Wednesday, August 16, 2006, The said video has been viewed 21 times--three times that of the number of days in a week[sup][7][/sup].

The slang definition of awesome is "Remarkable; outstanding"[sup][8][/sup]. Pinstriping is indeed both remarkable and outstanding: it has been remarked on, as previously noted, and it is being remarked on presently by this dissertation; it also stands out, in the sense that it is not standing in anything because it is an abstract reference to an activity and therefore cannot be physically upright.

Therefore it is the most awesomest thing in the world, QED.

(By the way, it would be nice if citation/footnote tags were added to the BBCode, seing as people are always *****ing at people to cite their sources, and this post took an unnecessarily long time and large amount of effort and made me give up prematurely)

<3 pommy

It does bear pointing out, however, that there are more awesome things in the universe outside of earth than pinstriping. For example, a xanga blogring is considered by the aforementioned "I'm feeling lucky" algorithm to be quite literally the most awesome thing in the universe .

Further research into the matter indicates that there are realms of existence outside our universe, because the most awesome thing in existence is clearly Islamic art.

The apparent conclusion is that while on our planet pinstriping is the most awesome thing, the universe outside of Earth contains a xanga webring that defies this claim to awesomehood, and is in turn trumped by Islamic Art, which exists on a plane separate from that which we occupy.

Google images declares:

That does look pretty awesome.

In West Philadelphia,
Born and raised!
On the playground
Is where I spent most of my days.

Chillin out maxin, relaxin all cool,
And shootin' some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin trouble in my neighborhood

etc etc.

See, Spe and Awesome are mutually exclusive.

[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]gbk.

I think he is awesome.[/QUOTE]

Fixed.

gbk > spe

One cannot have a thread about awesome with Steven.

Freelancers mother can have it in all three.

Can we not have any kinky photoshops of his mother?

True.

God, you lot are ****ing *******s. **** you, spe.

**** YOU.

So, yes then?

haha.

Free: if you don't embrace incest, then the terrorists win.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]So, yes then?[/QUOTE]
**** you too.

No

*-*-*-* you you little pieces of *-***!

I forsee a ban!

PS. Best thread ever.

This ****'s beautiful.

[QUOTE=Dj Yoshi]This ****'s beautiful.[/QUOTE]
**** you you god-damn ****ing troll. Go to hell.

You know, I'm starting to see how your user title comes into effect here.

Not cool.

None of you are ****ing cool at all.

none of you are funny.

You seriously are ****ing twisted to be making fun of peoples moms so unrelentlessly.

You denounce religion, yet still believe in hell?

shut the **** up

OK. I'll say what Kirby told me last night.

It's the internet. Are you going to let it bother you just because a ton of people you don't know (and one you do) are making fun of your mom? THAT'S not cool.

Yes I am, because you PEOPLE (and I use the term loosely) have defined a new level of total INSOLENCE. You are such jerks that I cannot fathom it. I don't care if it's the interent.. you WILL NOT be such total jerks to ME and get off scott free.

I let you assh holes have your god-damn fun ALL last night about my mom and I was cool about it. Now go to hell

jesus christ Freelancer, we're not making fun of your mother, we're just fantasizing.

Seriously, none of us are mocking her, we all just want to have sex with her in ways that would make the Karma Sutra blush.

Talk about uncalled for..

You guys just drive someone crazy untill they go ape**** and get banned.

b00m-cha-b00m

b00m-cha

"This is how we do it..."

Don't fall for it Free.

I was going to join in the fun, but then I decided I don't want to get banned for the first time over a crack about Free's mom.

Even though she is really hot.

bunch of trolls is all they are

i just realized im so angry im no longer using punctuation

Did I hear troll?

Still hawt