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Beerfest
2006-08-22, 3:44 PM #1
Yes.
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2006-08-22, 3:47 PM #2
Yes.
2006-08-22, 3:57 PM #3
I don't like beer.
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2006-08-22, 3:59 PM #4
Hell yeah.
2006-08-22, 3:59 PM #5
Sounds and looks like a stupid failure of a movie.
2006-08-22, 4:01 PM #6
Originally posted by Delphian:
Sounds and looks like a stupid failure of a movie.


Movie? I thought it was a beerfest.
2006-08-22, 4:01 PM #7
I saw the trailer and my first instinct was to never watch it ever. Then I saw the trailer for some funny looking british horror and my first instinct was to watch it as soon as it comes out.
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2006-08-22, 4:08 PM #8
It looks terrible.
2006-08-22, 4:08 PM #9
Originally posted by Detty:
I saw the trailer and my first instinct was to never watch it ever. Then I saw the trailer for some funny looking british horror and my first instinct was to watch it as soon as it comes out.

Severance? I just saw that trailer on Sky Sports. If it's half as good as Shaun of the Dead was it'll be...an alright film :P
2006-08-22, 4:12 PM #10
Wait, it's a movie?


I thought this thread was about the party tomorrow :psyduck:
2006-08-22, 4:14 PM #11
It is.
:psyduck:
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2006-08-22, 4:19 PM #12
More like ****fest.
2006-08-22, 4:51 PM #13
Yes.
2006-08-22, 4:53 PM #14
Thought it looked stupid, and then saw the trailer, and was like 'nvm.'
2006-08-22, 4:56 PM #15
A movie from the same folks that did Super Troopers about beer.

**** YES!
Pissed Off?
2006-08-22, 4:58 PM #16
The marketing makes it look very stupid, but the Super Troopers' marketing also made it look very stupid, and it wasn't. I didn't like it, but it wasn't as braindead as I was expecting from the trailer, so this could be the same...
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-08-22, 5:02 PM #17
It looks like the kind of movie my friends will think is the best thing ever, and I will get dragged to and pretend to like.
"If you watch television news, you will know less about the world than if you just drink gin straight out of the bottle."
--Garrison Keillor
2006-08-22, 5:06 PM #18
Poser.
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2006-08-22, 5:38 PM #19
I thought this was about a beerfest too :( .

A friend of mine is going to something called "Meatfest" soon. Apparently it's $20 for all the meat and beer you can eat/drink. I was going to go, but alas, it conflicts with "family time" at the cottage, and I don't get to spend a lot of time with the folks and sis.

As for the movie, I think I'll see it on DVD....with a bunch of friends....while heavily intoxicated.
2006-08-22, 5:38 PM #20
"Meatfest" sounds kinda wrong.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-08-22, 5:43 PM #21
What do you mean? Everyone loves a sausagefest!

:ninja:
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2006-08-22, 6:02 PM #22
Originally posted by Echoman:
"Meatfest" sounds kinda wrong.


Hmmm, I didn't look at it that way........still feels right to me :P
2006-08-22, 6:06 PM #23
i'll see it when it's on dvd
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-08-22, 6:22 PM #24
You'll See It When I Say You Will
America, home of the free gift with purchase.
2006-08-22, 7:25 PM #25
*loads rifle*

what was that you said?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-08-22, 7:27 PM #26
Hohoho...I know you'd never shoot me, Jim7. I know those are blanks.


YOU'LL SEE IT WHEN HE SAYS YOU WILL. *slips on kevlar vest and riot helmet*
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-08-22, 7:29 PM #27
you realize body armor is not effective against rifle rounds right?
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-08-22, 7:31 PM #28
Did I forget to mention the Victory Class Star Destroyer that I got in, and immediately fled earth in hyperspace? Let's see you hit me now.

Dammit, I just realized I hired all the Jim# clones to man my Star Destroyer...
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-08-22, 7:33 PM #29
Yeah. I'm guessing even the best Kevlar armor won't protect much against a good rifle.

Is it around 45 millimeters a body can embrace when a bullet goes into body armor?
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-08-22, 7:39 PM #30
*pats 8mm mauser*

nope...
2006-08-22, 8:21 PM #31
Originally posted by Avenger:
A movie from the same folks that did Super Troopers about beer.

**** YES!



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2006-08-22, 8:52 PM #32
Originally posted by Echoman:
"Meatfest" sounds kinda wrong.


Yeah. Right up there with those Sausagefests. :eek:
Pissed Off?
2006-08-22, 10:21 PM #33
Originally posted by Avenger:
A movie from the same folks that did Super Troopers about beer.

You're good at being right.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-08-22, 11:04 PM #34
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]It looks terrible.[/QUOTE]
yesssss
2006-08-23, 4:13 PM #35
Originally posted by DrkJedi86:
you realize body armor is not effective against rifle rounds right?


a good ceramic plate in a kevlar/aramide vest can stop multiple 5.56 or 7.62 rounds from five meters up.

ofc you'll get internal injuries from blunt force but atleast there is no penetration and tumbling 8)
VTEC just kicked in, yo!
2006-08-23, 4:43 PM #36
Originally posted by DrkJedi82:
you realize body armor is not effective against rifle rounds right?



It depends on the armor. Heavy body armor will stop rifle rounds.
Pissed Off?
2006-08-24, 11:21 PM #37
What's up bonediddlies? Did I miss the song? Sing it again rookie biyatch!
"Those ****ing amateurs... You left your dog, you idiots!"
2006-08-25, 9:47 AM #38
Broken lizard seems to get funnier with every movie they do, and beerfest is no exception. This movie had me laughing for nearly 2 hours strait. I can't really get into too much without ruining the "plot" if there is such a thing... Just rest assured that it is not a waste of time OR money. Very funny film. Best one yet I have to say. it would be a tragity if people did not watch this movie... for themselves, why deny themselves the unspeakable pleasure of this hilarious movie. WATCH IT WATCH IT WATCH IT!!!

the trailer made it look much more stupid then it actually was, which I have come to acept about broken lixard movies.. they all do that. Make no mistake, this may be the funniest movie I have ever seen, and I don't say that lightly.
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2006-08-25, 11:49 AM #39
Yeah, it'll be a tragity if we don't see it.
2006-08-25, 11:56 AM #40
:rolleyes: Boohoo english spelling :P
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