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Iranian woman gives birth to a frog
2004-06-29, 12:56 PM #1
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/3844441.stm

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Iranian woman 'gives birth to frog'


Tests are being carried out on the frog
An Iranian newspaper has reported the controversial story of a woman who claims to have given birth to a frog.

The Iranian daily Etemaad says the creature is believed to have grown from larva to an adult frog inside her body.

While it is unclear how this could have happened, the paper carries quotes from medical experts who say there are human characteristics to the animal.

It has been speculated that the woman, who has not been named, unknowingly picked up the larva while she was swimming in a dirty pool.

The woman, from the south-eastern city of Iranshahr, is a mother of two children.

The "so-called frog", as the newspaper puts it, has yet to undergo precise genetic and anatomic tests.

But it quotes clinical biology expert Dr Aminifard as saying: "The similarities are in appearance, the shape of the fingers and the size and shape of the tongue."

Medical history recounts stories of people who believed they had frogs - or even lizards or snakes - living and growing in their bodies.

One of the most famous was the 17th Century case of Catharina Geisslerin, known as "the toad-vomiting woman" of Germany.

When she died in 1662 doctors are said to have performed an autopsy, but found no evidence animals had ever lived inside her body.</font>


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2004-06-29, 1:27 PM #2
I'd name him Donatello.

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2004-06-29, 1:30 PM #3
Okay...
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2004-06-29, 1:36 PM #4
I find it hard to believe, cause where would the frog be able to survive? The stomach has acids that would tear the thing apart in a matter of minutes.

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2004-06-29, 1:37 PM #5
...

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MY BRAIN DESPERATELY WANTS TO GET OUT OF MY HEAD AND RUN INTO SOMETHING.

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2004-06-29, 1:38 PM #6
So that's why sperm look like tadpoles.

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2004-06-29, 1:41 PM #7
So women swimming in dirty pools get the two confused?

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2004-06-29, 1:44 PM #8
So it would seem.

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2004-06-29, 1:50 PM #9
Alrighty then

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2004-06-29, 1:51 PM #10
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
I find it hard to believe, cause where would the frog be able to survive? The stomach has acids that would tear the thing apart in a matter of minutes.

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Babies don't grow in the mummies' tummy, you know.
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2004-06-29, 1:53 PM #11
Of course not, the stork brings them.

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2004-06-29, 1:55 PM #12
No no no, it's the Spork that brings them.

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2004-06-29, 2:08 PM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
I find it hard to believe, cause where would the frog be able to survive? The stomach has acids that would tear the thing apart in a matter of minutes.

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Just 'hard to believe'?

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2004-06-29, 2:10 PM #14
That's nice... Dinner's at six.

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2004-06-29, 2:13 PM #15
heh, it's a good thing she wasn't French.
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2004-06-29, 2:17 PM #16
Where is this going??
2004-06-29, 2:19 PM #17
In the gutter and fast.

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2004-06-29, 6:21 PM #18
This is the strangest da** thing ive ever seen.

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2004-06-29, 6:34 PM #19
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
No no no, it's the Spork that brings them.

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that made me laugh so hard i choked.

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2004-06-29, 6:56 PM #20
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
No no no, it's the Spork that brings them.

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that made me choke so hard i laughed.

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2004-06-29, 9:01 PM #21
Human characteristics? What are they, exaclty? Providing that the picture in the article is *the* frog, I see no human characteristics. I was hoping like lizardman or something. That's nothing. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-29, 9:58 PM #22
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by THRAWN:
I find it hard to believe, cause where would the frog be able to survive? The stomach has acids that would tear the thing apart in a matter of minutes.

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...i dont think it entered through the mouth. hence... the... birth... part... ahem.


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2004-06-29, 10:34 PM #23
It'll be the rise of the frog people, I tell you!!

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2004-06-30, 5:11 AM #24
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
Human characteristics? What are they, exaclty? Providing that the picture in the article is *the* frog, I see no human characteristics.</font>
The spine kinda looks wierd for a frog. (at least to me)
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2004-06-30, 6:47 AM #25
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Freelancer:
Human characteristics? What are they, exaclty? Providing that the picture in the article is *the* frog, I see no human characteristics. I was hoping like lizardman or something. That's nothing. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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*Ahem*

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">
But it quotes clinical biology expert Dr Aminifard as saying: "The similarities are in appearance, the shape of the fingers and the size and shape of the tongue."
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That can be found in both the original post, as well as the article, obviously since the original post is a direct quote of the article.

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2004-06-30, 7:14 AM #26
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Gebohq:
It'll be the rise of the frog people, I tell you!!

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2004-06-30, 7:16 AM #27
Kermit is Brian, or is Brian, Kermit...

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2004-06-30, 7:46 AM #28
That makes no sense... if the larva got into her body and develloped, how would the frog gain human characteristics? To do so, one of the parents would have to be a frog and the other a human. So where's the logic behind it?

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2004-06-30, 8:05 AM #29
Perhaps a frog mated with her.

In most cases, that should have been a stillbirth. Or at the least the frog should be infertile.
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2004-06-30, 9:47 AM #30
Yeah, I think this frog/human hybrid is crap. Possibly it is just deformed due to its unusual circumstances?

I keep getting this thread and "uberfrog" mixed up. Heh.

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2004-06-30, 11:26 AM #31
I bet she wasn'tin labor for very long. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-30, 12:52 PM #32
Oh my... [http://forums.massassi.net/html/eek.gif] . I hope that she didn't -ahem- with the frog. That brings very scary thoughts!

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2004-06-30, 1:02 PM #33
My God.... It's Gollum!

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2004-06-30, 3:15 PM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The woman, from the south-eastern city of Iranshahr, is a mother of two children...</font>


...who are also frogs. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-30, 3:17 PM #35
Dude, she might have like leprosy for all you know. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/wink.gif]

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2004-06-30, 6:10 PM #36
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
That makes no sense... if the larva got into her body and develloped, how would the frog gain human characteristics? To do so, one of the parents would have to be a frog and the other a human. So where's the logic behind it?
</font>


Exactly. I mean I can understand the larvae using her body as a host, but taking on hu-....taking on-......no ok I'm sorry my brain has just decreed it doesn't want this topic in there anymore, so you'll have to fill in the blanks for what the rest of my post might have been. ____________ ___ ____ _______ _ __ ____________. __ ___ _ _______ _____ _____!!

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2004-06-30, 6:13 PM #37
<3 Jaiph. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-30, 10:08 PM #38
I trust this will shut up all those creationists who keep asking where all the birds giving birth to dogs are, won't it? This is a step further!

Hell, even I thought evolution had limits!

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