Yes!

On June 30th (bad day?..) I will be riding an airplane to head for Europe for a nice vacation. In my plans, I'm going to visit places in Germany, France and Italy on this tour course. I am expecting to see many landmarks, famous areas, Europeans, European cars, European culture, hotels, resturants and great stuff. Along the way, I'll try to post, if I can get on an hotel computer (if anyone cares).

To make this thread more interesting (apart from my amazing adventure), let's create a Massassi phrase "book." If you have an interesting/useful/creative phrase in German, French, Italian (or any language), post the meaning and translation (in good grammar).

Au revoir! (well, the real goodbye is tomorrow night)



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The Massassi JO/JA Single Player contest info

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Have fun

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I'm not an actor. I just play one on TV.

"ich bin tierish geil"

got taught that one at school...

A bientot.

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The Massassi-Map
There is no spoon.

Have fun in europe, but stay off the streets after nightfall! The cyclops will eat you alive!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

Stay out of the streets after nightfall, that's when the communist-nazi's climb out of the sewers to strike back on the overworld!

My friend just got back from Scotland. The funniest thing he brought back was a pack of cigarettes (he doesn't smoke). Written on the pack, it says "Smoking is bad for you! It causes [a bunch of diseases]!" He also bought a sword (I forget which kind), and got a t-shirt for completing a pub tour.

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Because you're as bored as I am
"This world is made of love and peace!"
"Let's live today, let's live tomorrow, and let's live the day after that, even if it means living in eternal pain."
- Vash the Stampede

Have a nice trip, and take pics.

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<landfish> FastGamerr > Satan

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Salope dans le Placard !

(slapper in the cupboard!)

My friend from uni - she'll never live that one down...

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If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards.

Yeah, you guys don't have that? Over here it's mandatory. It'll say stuff like "smoking causes cancer", "smoking causes premature birth and child handicaps", "you die sooner if you smoke", etc...

It's a good thing, I think, cause I'm not much of a fan of smokers. But it's their choice I guess...

Cigarette packs will soon contain pictures of contaminated lungs and such.

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If you can read this, you need better glasses.

They should put half-decayed corpses of lung cancer victims being eaten away by hungry maggots.

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!

I think just putting up the price of cigarettes is more useful.

You should go to Holland. mmm, cafes.

"Ee right, guv, that's a blarney one and no mistake!" -- "You seem to have had an accident. Are you okay?"

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[ Massassiism ] [ Cynicism ] [ Fanaticism ]
This is out of our jurisdiction, Bob. It's not wearing any pants.

Where in Germany????

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If you want to buy some tobacco in Germany you've got to say:
"Ich werde diese Schallplatte nicht kaufen, sie ist zerkratzt."

For matchsticks you say:
"Mein Luftkissenfahrzeug ist voller Aale."

You ask for the price with:
"Wenn ich sage du hast einen schönen Körper, würdest du es gegen mich halten?"

The police allways responds in a nice manner to:
"Lass die Hosen runter, Sir William, ich kann nicht bis zum Mittagessen warten."

And if you are really upset about something say:
"Meine Nippel explodieren vor Lust."


I hope you read this on time. ;-)

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Sorry for the lousy English

hahaha

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