(Responding to these in the correct order, because I was taught to read from top to bottom)
No no no, you misunderstand me. You simply strike me as the kind of person who goes to China and then loudly protests the fact that you can't talk to your new friends about how awesome Christianity is. Or one of those people who bicker and whine about how you have to wear a stupid sash to explore the ruins of an ancient mosque and how your drunken whore of a girlfriend isn't allowed inside because she's wearing a short skirt. Or one of those born-again Christians who drive to Ontario from Arkansas just to burn the Canadian flag, because we dare to let those filthy gays get married.
Hint 1: These stories aren't fictional.
Hint 2: Nobody cares except you. If you are in a foreign nation you are playing by their rules. If you are in a country that bans chewing gum, you don't bring over a pail of Dubble Bubble and start handing them out to the local kids. The louder you are, the dumber you look. Suck it up or stay home.
Hint 3: You are not a Canadian citizen. Your right to free speech ends when you cross the American border. You are not a beautiful snowflake, you are not unique, nobody cares what you have to say, and you have no right to try to affect change in our country. Suck it up or stay home.
And stay out of my country, just for the principle.
Pfft. The crew of the airline reported that a bomb was on the plane. They overreacted horribly, which - under regulations - set a chain of events in motion that couldn't be stopped.
Everybody else did their jobs. Including the customs agent, although he probably felt like being a jerk because this guy just wasted a lot of his time and a ton of federal money.
And if you think the American government wouldn't do this then you need to quit freebasing.