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School mistakes huge burrito for weapon, goes into lockdown
2006-08-27, 4:39 PM #1
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7683168/



Annnd my favorite part from a crazed mother:

Quote:
"There needs to be security before the kids walk through the door," said Heather Black, whose son attends the school.
[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-08-27, 4:40 PM #2
Odd. Very odd.
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2006-08-27, 4:46 PM #3
LMAO!!! omg hahaha

that's the funniest thing i've read in a while. The first part kills me...

"A call about a possible weapon at a middle school prompted police to put armed officers on rooftops, close nearby streets and lock down the school. All over a giant burrito."
2006-08-27, 4:55 PM #4
That is why i say the US is paranoid.
LMAO those parents are crazy! Pulling 74 kids out AFTER it was revealed it wass a burrito?
2006-08-27, 4:58 PM #5
Quote:
After the lockdown was lifted but before the burrito was identified as the culprit , parents pulled 75 students out of school, Russell said.
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[01:52] <~Nikumubeki> Because it's MBEGGAR BEGS LIKE A BEGONI.
2006-08-27, 5:03 PM #6
Burritos are considered deadly weapons in many countries.
2006-08-27, 6:11 PM #7
That burrito makes me hungry...
2006-08-27, 6:13 PM #8
Originally posted by MentatMM:
Burritos are considered deadly weapons in many countries.

Indeed.... the Silent Killer aspect I would imagine.
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2006-08-27, 6:31 PM #9
Anything to get out of class... :rolleyes:
2006-08-27, 6:35 PM #10
Quote:
The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños...

I think it's really funny that the article went into the details of the burrito's ingredients.
2006-08-27, 7:02 PM #11
Oh, an actual burrito. I thought it was a euphemism.
2006-08-27, 7:30 PM #12
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]Oh, an actual burrito. I thought it was a euphemism.[/QUOTE]


haha, there's something big in his pants! it must be a gun!

"ahem, sorry officer, im just naturally endowed...say hello to my not so little friend!" haha
2006-08-27, 7:30 PM #13
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAAHHSFLDKasjfhdksjfhs;d

haha
2006-08-27, 8:00 PM #14
Depressing.
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2006-08-27, 10:15 PM #15
Taxdollar wasters! :mad:
2006-08-28, 2:28 AM #16
Heh, I hate these moments when I'm listening to a conversation and suddenly start thinking, 'Oh, my gosh, they're talking about my burrito.'
Sorry for the lousy German
2006-08-28, 12:52 PM #17
Quote:
The drama ended two hours later when the suspicious item was identified as a 30-inch burrito filled with steak, guacamole, lettuce, salsa and jalapeños...

It's not that suprising when the ****er was the size of a god damn stinger missle tube.
Bassoon, n. A brazen instrument into which a fool blows out his brains.
2006-08-28, 12:53 PM #18
The article says it was for a school project.
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2006-08-28, 12:58 PM #19
Wow... didn't anyone tell them that burritos are only weapons AFTER they are consumed, not before! :)
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-08-28, 1:27 PM #20
Hahaha.

I don't know why I'm laughing, I don't know what a burrito is. :(
nope.
2006-08-28, 1:36 PM #21
[quote=The Article]‘I think I’m the person they saw’
"He said, 'I think I'm the person they saw,'" Russell said.[/quote]
Such.. bad.. writing. Ow.

[quote=Burrito Boy]"Oh, and I have a new nickname now. It's Burrito Boy."[/quote]
Meanwhile, a Homeland security official somewhere types into their file for potential terrorist risk: "Micheal Morrissey, alias - Burrito Boy." For years afterward, he is stopped at airport security points and asked if he's transporting any fruits, vegetables, or oversized Mexican delights.
2006-08-28, 1:36 PM #22
Seriously? Crazy man
[http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7867/beanburritotx2.gif]
EDIT: Turns out it was a weapon.
[http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/695/deathburritoqz5.jpg]
2006-08-28, 4:09 PM #23
Originally posted by Uberslug:
Seriously? Crazy man
[http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/7867/beanburritotx2.gif]
EDIT: Turns out it was a weapon.
[http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/695/deathburritoqz5.jpg]


I agree. . .in fact.

[http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/Phantom-Seraph/FullyOperational.jpg]
My blawgh.
2006-08-28, 4:25 PM #24
That's no burrito..that's a space station.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-08-28, 5:20 PM #25
I love this thread. :D
2006-08-28, 5:51 PM #26
This is the best thing I've ever heard.
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2006-08-28, 5:54 PM #27
Damn I want some burrito now. :v:
2006-08-28, 6:26 PM #28
Originally posted by BoricuaDelight:
haha, there's something big in his pants! it must be a gun!

"ahem, sorry officer, im just naturally endowed...say hello to my not so little friend!" haha



do i hear porno music?
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2006-08-28, 7:48 PM #29
Cop: "Wow, can't believe we thought that was a weapon!"

Burrito Kid: "Glad that's over. Let's all dig in!"

*Everyone cheers and start eating the burrito*

A few minutes later...

Burrito Kid: "Man, I don't feel so good..."

*He and everyone else starts farting*

*Lights suddenly go out*

Cop: "Hey, who turned out the lights? I better light a match..."

Everyone: "NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"

BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

Oh wow... I guess it was a weapon after all!!! :eek:
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

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