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What would you name an attack dog?
2006-08-30, 2:15 PM #41
In answer to the ORIGINAL question, in the spirit of NeS, my attack dog would either be named Sugar Dumpling or Trixie.
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2006-08-30, 2:15 PM #42
Bob Saget
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me clan me mod
2006-08-30, 2:31 PM #43
Wodan
2006-08-30, 2:33 PM #44
Peaches.
2006-08-30, 2:44 PM #45
- Insult Comic Dog
- Holy @#%$! or Oh @#$%!
- Jepgirl
- MDK (murder death kill)
- Jihad
- Psyduck
- Joe Mama
- El Nino
- Old Yeller
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-08-30, 2:48 PM #46
ED 209

<.<

YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

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2006-08-30, 3:04 PM #47
-Anthrax
-Ebola
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2006-08-30, 3:26 PM #48
Originally posted by SavageX378:
- Jihad

I like that one
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2006-08-30, 4:30 PM #49
Gorthaur the Cruel
2006-08-30, 4:37 PM #50
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
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2006-08-30, 4:59 PM #51
Rex
Pissed Off?
2006-08-30, 5:14 PM #52
Cerberus

aka the three-headed hellhound
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2006-08-31, 11:25 AM #53
I call my bear fluffy in Guildwars :D I love that bear.

My suggestions:
Spot
Fang
IT
Girl
Mr Tom
2006-08-31, 11:50 AM #54
Oj
D E A T H
2006-08-31, 12:11 PM #55
You all lose, we decided on mr_t
2006-08-31, 12:13 PM #56
Do we need another photoshop with Mr. T in it?
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2006-08-31, 12:31 PM #57
Originally posted by Echoman:
Do we need another photoshop with Mr. T in it?

Invariably, yes. Although they asked me to be less violent. I mentioned to them that I wasn't sure whether you guys were capable of being non-violent.

So, how about a photoshop with Mr. T and Gumby, but that is not violent.

Hint: Since I know you are not capable of being non-violent, I will accept violent images.
2006-08-31, 12:37 PM #58
Who cares about violence. Lets make it sexual.
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2006-08-31, 1:02 PM #59
Non-violent?

(Or do you mean they do battle, but non-violent battle?)
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2006-08-31, 1:19 PM #60
absolute pure and simple <3
2006-08-31, 1:32 PM #61
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan

No you fool. It's, "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Last Stand
2006-09-01, 4:25 PM #62
Wii.
My blawgh.
2006-09-01, 5:40 PM #63
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]absolute pure and simple <3[/QUOTE]

Someone likes Vodka. :ninja:
Pissed Off?
2006-09-01, 11:34 PM #64
Originally posted by SavageX378:
- MDK (murder death kill)
Yes.

MacGruff
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2006-09-02, 5:22 AM #65
I'd call it "Bruce".
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2006-09-02, 11:35 PM #66
Killer
Cordially,
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1473 for '1337' posts.
2006-09-03, 6:46 AM #67
Originally posted by Roach:
Chopper. If you get the reference, I love you.


But he's not a dog, he's a reindeer :(
2006-09-03, 7:11 AM #68
Originally posted by Isuwen:
My neighbor has a military trained german shepard who responds to commands in English, German, and... Latin. Yes, really.

He (the dog) is named Lady.

My neighbor once commanded it to 'pin' me. I **** myself. You try not doing the same with a 200lb dog standing on your chest and pressing it's teeth to your throat. And it's extra scary because it NEVER MAKES A SOUND.


200lb is a SEVERELY overweight shepard...
eat right, exercise, die anyway
2006-09-03, 9:23 AM #69
Originally posted by Isuwen:
My neighbor has a military trained german shepard who responds to commands in English, German, and... Latin. Yes, really.

He (the dog) is named Lady.

My neighbor once commanded it to 'pin' me. I **** myself. You try not doing the same with a 200lb dog standing on your chest and pressing it's teeth to your throat. And it's extra scary because it NEVER MAKES A SOUND.


What a lot of people don't realize is you can just put your knee up when it jumps at you, and it'll get stopped dead in its tracks with either a good hit in the chest, throat, or jaw. Plus it ruins the dog's momentum (which is the only thing a dog has besides its mouth). At that point, if you're assertive and calm you can just tell it to sit or stop and it will, unless its a really, really well trained, then your best bet is to break the dog's jaw as soon as possible >.>

About the worst things you can do when a dog is after you is:

A. Run. The dog is faster, and will always win.
B. Freak out and put your hands up. The dog will blow you over with momentum and will probably ruin your hands with his claws or teeth.
C. Fall on the ground. Once you're on the ground you lose your height advantage, your ability to react, and the ability to be "dominant" over the dog, not to mention you're at the dog's level so it doesn't even need to jump. Once you are on the ground, you're pretty much screwed.

A dog coming at you can be terrifying, which is why its so effective. But if you win the psychological warfare, you'll be suprised how fast the dog's pack instincts will kick in, especially when you're calm and assertive. And instincts are VERY hard to train away.
2006-09-03, 10:46 AM #70
Bubba
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