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New Person
2006-08-31, 2:03 PM #1
Title says it all so I'm not repeating myself.

Call me Zamba. Yes I am a female. No you cannot touch my butt.

Ask a question, get an answer. :cool:
KABOOM YO!
2006-08-31, 2:08 PM #2
Please to be handing over your soul.
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2006-08-31, 2:09 PM #3
If we're to call you Zamba, why the hell did you register as Demon Kitty?
2006-08-31, 2:10 PM #4
>..> uh.... why do you need my soul?
I'm kinda... ATTACHED to it.
Besides, it's black.

And I'm Zamba, the Demon Kitty. That's why. :P
nyah nyah
KABOOM YO!
2006-08-31, 2:10 PM #5
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]If we're to call you Zamba, why the hell did you register as Demon Kitty?[/QUOTE]

Yeah. Why?

Oh, and welcome.
2006-08-31, 2:15 PM #6
whats with all these new people? i thought JK was dead.

are there people out there who just surf the web looking for active forums to post on? couldnt they be doing something productive like, i dunno, finding the cure for cancer or a better way to distribute free porn?
My girlfriend paid a lot of money for that tv; I want to watch ALL OF IT. - JM
2006-08-31, 2:16 PM #7
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]If we're to call you Zamba, why the hell did you register as Demon Kitty?[/QUOTE]
Virtually everyone calls you Vinny. Why is your name still Vincent Valentine? :P

By the way, she's my girlfriend.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2006-08-31, 2:17 PM #8
Ahh.
SnailIracing:n(500tpostshpereline)pants
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2006-08-31, 2:18 PM #9
And here I was about to ask what got you registered on the forums. Were you just dragged in, or were there other things that interested you?

Welcome, and please visit the Interactive Story Board! :)
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2006-08-31, 2:19 PM #10
Actually, I'm out to take over the world. Or atleast cause mass chaos and hysteria.
Cause that's loads of fun.
KABOOM YO!
2006-08-31, 2:20 PM #11
I read some forums and coulcn't stop laughing.
Seemed like a fun place.
KABOOM YO!
2006-08-31, 2:27 PM #12
Welcome to Massassi!

Our motto: 3.5 Megs of lesbian pr0n!
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2006-08-31, 2:27 PM #13
...
*shivers*
KABOOM YO!
2006-08-31, 2:36 PM #14
Ey up / Now then

(Delete as applicable).

Oh, and I like to touch the boys. And the girls too.

<.<
>.>
2006-08-31, 2:40 PM #15
Originally posted by Martyn:
Ey up / Now then

(Delete as applicable).

Oh, and I like to touch the boys. And the girls too.

<.<
>.>

I don't share, hands off or I sic psyduck on you. :psyduck:
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2006-08-31, 2:41 PM #16
Hehe, I think Iz would tear my knackers off if I tried anything on with real girls.

<.<
2006-08-31, 2:42 PM #17
What are "knackers"?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-08-31, 2:42 PM #18
>.>
I haven't decided if I share or not.
KABOOM YO!
2006-08-31, 2:49 PM #19
Originally posted by Tracer:
What are "knackers"?


1) Think plural.

2) Think something a girl would tear off from her cheating man.

3) ???

4) PROFIT!
2006-08-31, 2:52 PM #20
I see.

Also, hello, new user.
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-08-31, 2:54 PM #21
IS THIS JUST CAVEY AGAIN BECAUSE IF IT IS I'M GONNA BE SOOO MAD
"Well ain't that a merry jelly." - FastGamerr

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2006-08-31, 2:57 PM #22
HeY new person.
My blawgh.
2006-08-31, 2:57 PM #23
Welcome to Massassi
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Pissed Off?
2006-08-31, 2:58 PM #24
Thank you everyone.
KABOOM YO!
2006-08-31, 2:59 PM #25
Originally posted by Phantom-Seraph:
He new person.


What.

Originally posted by Acharjay:
IS THIS JUST CAVEY AGAIN BECAUSE IF IT IS I'M GONNA BE SOOO MAD


What.

Originally posted by Demon_Kitty:
Thank you everyone.


?
COUCHMAN IS BACK BABY
2006-08-31, 3:10 PM #26
Originally posted by Acharjay:
IS THIS JUST CAVEY AGAIN BECAUSE IF IT IS I'M GONNA BE SOOO MAD

No.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2006-08-31, 3:20 PM #27
welcome to the boards
2006-08-31, 5:10 PM #28
Let the games begin...

(mind games, that is.)
2006-08-31, 5:22 PM #29
What games?
KABOOM YO!
2006-08-31, 5:22 PM #30
Quote:
Yes I am a female.


You say female, I read "pre-op transexual with an overcooked collard-green fetish".

I'm not sure why you picked massassi of all places to join, but I'll welcome you anyway.
2006-08-31, 5:33 PM #31
Gee thanks...

Originally posted by phoenix_9286:

By the way, she's my girlfriend.


This is why I came. Or rather one of the reasons.
KABOOM YO!
2006-08-31, 5:40 PM #32
I've got a question. How did you find this place, and why did you make an account?
2006-08-31, 5:42 PM #33
Wow. Can you people not read? Obviously "she" is phoenix's "girlfriend." It's been said a few times now.
omnia mea mecum porto
2006-08-31, 5:50 PM #34
Hola.
2006-08-31, 5:52 PM #35
Originally posted by Demon_Kitty:
What games?


Originally posted by someone:
(mind games, that is.)


.
2006-08-31, 6:14 PM #36
Originally posted by Roach:
Wow. Can you people not read? Obviously "she" is phoenix's "girlfriend." It's been said a few times now.

This is Massassi.
Massassi as a whole in general does not read.
Massassi as a whole DEFINATELY does not read when the term/word "female" is used to describe a new member.

Just things I've learned over the years here.
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2006-08-31, 6:18 PM #37
I've been threatened by phoenix to tell you hi or else he'll rip my eyes out because I'm a stupid ***** apparently.


But I'd also like that to be taken as a formal greeting, and not just a forced greeting.



Welcome to massassi. :psyduck:
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-08-31, 6:19 PM #38
No!! My name!!! :(
2006-08-31, 6:20 PM #39
I Said No Such Thing. He Lies!

<.<
>.>
"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move." - Douglas Adams
Are you finding Ling-Ling's head?
Last Stand
2006-08-31, 6:22 PM #40
What Avenger said :D
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