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Head On! Apply Directly To The Forehead!...
2006-09-01, 2:39 PM #1
This thread shall be about the WORST commercials ever.

1. HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD! Goddamn that commercial gave me a frigged headache and made me want to kill children.
2. Those pickle commercials where the pickles talk.
Wtf? sums it all up.
3.OMFG NEW GAME I CANT PLAY
Because my comp sucks..

whats your most hated commercial?
2006-09-01, 2:40 PM #2
i dunno but that head on! ad sounds brilliant.

i know its the kinda ad i'd come up with.
2006-09-01, 2:40 PM #3
eSure.
nope.
2006-09-01, 2:41 PM #4
you've obviously never seen the esure rave remix, incredible.

but generally.

DOES SEARCHING FOR CAR INSURANCE DRIVE YOU CRAZY?

confused.com needs to burn in the firey pits of hell.
2006-09-01, 2:42 PM #5
Rollin' on carpet HOLMES
2006-09-01, 2:43 PM #6
Yes, that head-on ad cause headaches
2006-09-01, 2:48 PM #7
"I was installing a fire alarm system and I was actually given the wrong kind of ladder."

GO AWAY CLAIMS COMPANIES!
nope.
2006-09-01, 2:49 PM #8
You know, if you guys provide links to watch these commercials, maybe the majority of us know what in lord's name you people are complaining about.
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2006-09-01, 2:52 PM #9
Episode III commercials. Its not that the were bad, its just that I went into the theatres expecting a different kind of movie. Oh well :( I may someday do a personal recut of Episode III, changing music and the sequence of shots and all, making it overall darker and better.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-09-01, 2:53 PM #10
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Episode III commercials. Its not that the were bad, its just that I went into the theatres expecting a different kind of movie. Oh well :( I may someday do a personal recut of Episode III, changing music and the sequence of shots and all, making it overall darker and better.



You get right on that.


Currently, the comercial that PISSES ME OFF is the Truepoker.com commercial. It's so horribly done that the man in the red coat turns into a woman half way through.
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2006-09-01, 3:18 PM #11
BTW this applys to all commercials TV spam anything.
2006-09-01, 4:05 PM #12
Head-on:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOvFIxUz2XY

For those of you that haven't seen it
2006-09-01, 4:52 PM #13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zqnASjunx8&NR

haha

Just watch less TV
2006-09-01, 5:17 PM #14
What tofu said
2006-09-01, 5:23 PM #15
After watching the head-on commercial too many times I still don't know what it does, but I do know you apply it directly to your forehead.
2006-09-01, 5:26 PM #16
I also hate that commercial is it suppose to be used to treat headaches or something? Also I seem to notice it alot on commercial breaks for CNN.
2006-09-01, 5:32 PM #17
Confused.com needs to die!

Cillit Bang used to annoy the crap out of me for similar reasons (the guy's just way too loud) but I've slowly learn to love it: HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!
2006-09-01, 6:05 PM #18
Originally posted by tofu:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zqnASjunx8&NR

haha

Just watch less TV


Marvoulous.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-09-01, 6:08 PM #19
Originally posted by Recusant:
Confused.com needs to die!

Cillit Bang used to annoy the crap out of me for similar reasons (the guy's just way too loud) but I've slowly learn to love it: HI I'M BARRY SCOTT!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjgM4GWg1pQ&mode=related&search=

What have you done?!
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-09-01, 6:16 PM #20
The current Frosties adverts in Britland
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2006-09-01, 7:41 PM #21
I absolutely HATE the gotomypc.com ads! They give you like 15 thousand examples and repeat the same damn pitch after each example!!! So bloody annoying.

"Ok, I get it already. You can use your PC from home. Now STFU!!!!!"

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :psyduck:
The cake is a lie... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!
2006-09-01, 7:58 PM #22
Fanta. kill!
2006-09-01, 8:05 PM #23
Dude, fanta commercials rock.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-09-01, 8:18 PM #24
Vonage.

I freaking hate that 5, 6, 7, 8's song.
2006-09-01, 8:24 PM #25
Originally posted by Obi_Kwiet:
Fanta. kill!


Hell yes. Worst ever.
If you think the waiters are rude, you should see the manager.
2006-09-01, 8:25 PM #26
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Dude, fanta commercials rock.

Agreed.
2006-09-01, 8:34 PM #27
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
Episode III commercials. Its not that the were bad, its just that I went into the theatres expecting a different kind of movie. Oh well :( I may someday do a personal recut of Episode III, changing music and the sequence of shots and all, making it overall darker and better.



No you won't.
2006-09-01, 8:37 PM #28
And how are you going to seperate the sound effects and voice from the music that's already there?
2006-09-01, 8:40 PM #29
Originally posted by Tiberium_Empire:
This thread shall be about the WORST commercials ever.

1. HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD! HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FORHEAD! Goddamn that commercial gave me a frigged headache and made me want to kill children.
2. Those pickle commercials where the pickles talk.
Wtf? sums it all up.
3.OMFG NEW GAME I CANT PLAY
Because my comp sucks..

whats your most hated commercial?



You could replace "HEAD ON!" with anything stupid. And you'd have every imsoshort post ever.
2006-09-01, 8:41 PM #30
Be nicer.
2006-09-01, 9:13 PM #31
Originally posted by Zloc_Vergo:
Dude, fanta commercials rock.



Yes, but only if you happen to like sluts singing incredibly anyoing chants.


Someday, I hope there's a machine gun nest on that beach.
2006-09-01, 9:20 PM #32
ok...

Sluts, k. Not really. They're hardly sluts. The godaddy commercial chicks? They LOOK like sluts. Not so with Fanta.

And I don't consider a chant that annoying when it embeds itsself in your mind and you go around singing it for about 5 days until you realize that you NEED a Fanta. I love the song.
I had a blog. It sucked.
2006-09-01, 9:22 PM #33
[QUOTE=Vincent Valentine]And how are you going to seperate the sound effects and voice from the music that's already there?[/QUOTE]

Like I said, its a might, in a couple of years when I have nothing better to do, and it will be for my own private pleasure. If my memory is correct, voices and sound effects are on a different layer than music. Or I'm probably wrong, but I know there are methods of removing voices from sound effects and/or music. So I'll have to look into it later on in life.

EDIT: Atleast I know how to remove music.
Nothing to see here, move along.
2006-09-01, 9:43 PM #34
I've got a head on right now.
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2006-09-01, 11:23 PM #35
That commercial for some weight loss drug where it has the after-example people shouting "YES!" at the camera. It's just plain scary.
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2006-09-02, 4:51 AM #36
Originally posted by SF_GoldG_01:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjgM4GWg1pQ&mode=related&search=

What have you done?!


at least watch the proper rave remix, its ****ing incredible.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GW1395hq_g
2006-09-02, 4:52 AM #37
and esure:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcUqnsNFLhA

whoever did these is my hero.
2006-09-02, 5:21 AM #38
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeTP6jVTuXM

This one was funny at first but it gets annoying every single time after.
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2006-09-02, 6:02 AM #39
I posted the best/worst/gayest commercial here already, but it got locked and deleted.
:(

-More best. The song gets annoying after a while, and some parts are just plain horrific, yet hilarious.
2006-09-02, 7:34 AM #40
Geico and Progressive rivalry commercials
Mac vs. PC
...commercials in general.

There really are no decent commercials anymore, they all become one big blur of annoyance. Enjoyable commercials died with the Budweiser frogs.
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