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I wish my teachers were this hot
2004-06-28, 9:02 PM #1
http://www.local6.com/news/3469145/detail.html

Albeit very disgusting, I wish I had teachers that hot. Oh wait, come to think of it, I did.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-06-28, 9:15 PM #2
Where's Cloud? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-28, 9:23 PM #3
*shakes head*

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2004-06-28, 9:24 PM #4
bah, why could'nt I ever get teachers like that?

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2004-06-28, 9:28 PM #5
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Where's Cloud? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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Ouch. Didn't expect THAT as a first reply.

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-06-28, 9:30 PM #6
I did. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/biggrin.gif]

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2004-06-28, 10:24 PM #7
That's one lucky statutory rape victim.

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2004-06-29, 12:08 AM #8
you guys must have the lowest standards ever! she is so not attractive, apart from anything else she looks mean. however, when compared with the teachers I had...yeah, I can see your point.

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/end boob rant
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2004-06-29, 12:37 AM #9
hot and mean! in a jeri ryan kind of way!

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WAITER: Here’s your green salad, sir.
ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-06-29, 12:37 AM #10
What Mavis said, she's really scary looking.

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2004-06-29, 12:39 AM #11
That kid has it made. He'll be able to brag about that to his mates for years to come. Lucky little bugger.

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2004-06-29, 12:55 AM #12
Her eyes (in the close-up) look hypnotic.

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2004-06-29, 12:58 AM #13
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
she's really scary looking.

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that turns me on, baby! raaawwrr!

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2004-06-29, 2:10 AM #14
What's significant about Cloud?
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2004-06-29, 2:14 AM #15
I wish I was 15 again...

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They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
They call him El Diablo... *whip crack*
2004-06-29, 2:25 AM #16
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mort-Hog:
What's significant about Cloud?</font>
You'll find out when you're older.

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2004-06-29, 2:37 AM #17
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
hot and mean! in a jeri ryan kind of way!

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I have a theory that in order for Jeri Ryan to fit into her borgsexsuit, she had to remove at least 2 major internal organs.

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2004-06-29, 2:46 AM #18
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jaiph:
What Mavis said, she's really scary looking.

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2004-06-29, 3:07 AM #19
I'd like to hear a statement from the husband. Your new wife just willingly screwed a kid whose probably almost half your age, you know that has to absolutly suck.
2004-06-29, 3:36 AM #20
She looks scary because she's (understandably) petrified. In a more natural state, yeah, she could be hot.

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2004-06-29, 4:03 AM #21
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by FastGamerr:
Where's Cloud? [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>


Damn, you beat me to it. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]


Also, no, she isnt really that hot...

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2004-06-29, 4:28 AM #22
In the first picture she looks alright, but in the second she looks like hell.

And how it is when a 23 year old guy has sex with a 14 year old girl, every one wants to burn him on the cross but when a 23 year old woman has sex with a 14 year old boy everyone wants to pat him on the back and give a thumbs up to the woman? Sorry, but that lady is ****ed up in the head.

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[This message has been edited by Kieran Horn (edited June 29, 2004).]
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2004-06-29, 4:57 AM #23
relative age of sexual peaks, physical strength, the fact that it's pretty much impossible to actually rape a boy...
I certainly wouldn't pat her on the back, but the situation this way round was far more likely to be consenting than if it was a 15 year old girl and 30 year old guy.

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/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2004-06-29, 5:13 AM #24
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mavispoo:
relative age of sexual peaks, physical strength, the fact that it's pretty much impossible to actually rape a boy...
I certainly wouldn't pat her on the back, but the situation this way round was far more likely to be consenting than if it was a 15 year old girl and 30 year old guy.

</font>


http://www2.ucsc.edu/rape-prevention/statistics.html

9% of rape victims are male.

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2004-06-29, 5:18 AM #25
Let's face: she's just ugly! [http://forums.massassi.net/html/smile.gif]

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2004-06-29, 5:23 AM #26
Kieran, I dont think anyone is patting her on the back. If there is anyone to pat on the back, it's the kid.

Anywho, she is cute enough to say "Wow I ****ed my hot teacher", cause there are not many.

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2004-06-29, 5:24 AM #27
Stupid double post

[This message has been edited by Ubuu (edited June 29, 2004).]
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2004-06-29, 5:33 AM #28
Definetly a TILF. >_>

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2004-06-29, 6:07 AM #29
haha TILF [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

Shes not really that hot, i've got quite a few hot teachers at mine [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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2004-06-29, 6:17 AM #30
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CadetLee:
9% of rape victims are male.

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That's really odd because every statistics I've seen to this date suggested that around 45% of rape victims were male, and I've seen quite alot of these statistics. In fact, I've spent a bit of time studying them, and attended several lectures given by experts on the subject. They suggested that the number of males and females raped were nearly proportional, and that the big difference was that only a very small percentage of men come foward.

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ANAKIN: What? You fool, I told you NO CROUTONS! Aaaaaaargh!
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-06-29, 6:20 AM #31
Maybe that's world-wide, then, Flex, because this site insists that it's only over 9% -- of course, it's a study done by a U.S. organization, so, as I said, it's possible that's only a U.S. statistic.

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2004-06-29, 6:26 AM #32
Yeah that's what I thought at first.. but could there really be such a significant difference in other places?

Also their site says 99% of rapists are male. The statistics I've seen suggested something in the area of 80%

Right now I'm thinking maybe their statistics are based on cases reported to the police, rather than annonymous polling.

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[This message has been edited by Flexor (edited June 29, 2004).]
The music industry is a cruel and shallow money trench where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.
2004-06-29, 6:34 AM #33
She could rape me any day of the week.

Except monday.

That's laundry day.

And as you know, laundry day is a very dangerous day.

But all the other days are just fine by me.

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2004-06-29, 6:38 AM #34
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Kieran, I dont think anyone is patting her on the back. If there is anyone to pat on the back, it's the kid.
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">everyone wants to pat him on the back
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that's what I said. Mavispoo just screwed it up. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">And as you know, laundry day is a very dangerous day.
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2004-06-29, 8:20 AM #35
I had a teacher that was way hotter than her... way hotter than most women actually. The great part was, she had an identical twin a few grades higher, and had I not moved away, I could have technically had the same hot teacher twice.

That was awhile ago... I wonder what they look like now, since I am "of age". [http://forums.massassi.net/html/cool.gif]

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2004-06-29, 8:54 AM #36
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Flexor:
That's really odd because every statistics I've seen to this date suggested that around 45% of rape victims were male, and I've seen quite alot of these statistics. In fact, I've spent a bit of time studying them, and attended several lectures given by experts on the subject. They suggested that the number of males and females raped were nearly proportional, and that the big difference was that only a very small percentage of men come foward.

</font>



Are you sure the 45% isn't men raping men? The 9% could be women raping men.

Also, are women raping women included anywhere? I mean, that clearly wouldn't be penetrative sex, so would that be classed as sexual abuse instead of rape?
I figure you're the guy to ask about this.
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2004-06-29, 9:15 AM #37
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Kieran Horn:
that's what I said. Mavispoo just screwed it up. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/tongue.gif]</font>


sorry, I can't read.

Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Mort-Hog:

Are you sure the 45% isn't men raping men? The 9% could be women raping men.
</font>


yeah, there is absolutely no way that 45% of rapes are women raping men.

[edit] and thinking about it, even 45% being men raping men I find hard to believe. Having said that, I've spent my whole day working in this particular field, and have no desire to look anything up.

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/end boob rant

[This message has been edited by mavispoo (edited June 29, 2004).]
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

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2004-06-29, 9:48 AM #38
Quote:
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mavispoo:
relative age of sexual peaks, physical strength, the fact that it's pretty much impossible to actually rape a boy...
I certainly wouldn't pat her on the back, but the situation this way round was far more likely to be consenting than if it was a 15 year old girl and 30 year old guy.

</font>


Oh yes, its nearly impossible to rape a guy because we all know men would have sex with any female, if given the chance. [http://forums.massassi.net/html/rolleyes.gif]

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I can't think of anything to put here right now.
I can't think of anything to put here right now.
2004-06-29, 10:45 AM #39
uh...??

I was referring to the fact that if they didn't want to, then apart from using a foreign object, a woman can't really force sex on a man.

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/end boob rant
<spe> maevie - proving dykes can't fly

<Dor> You're levelling up and gaining more polys!
2004-06-29, 10:55 AM #40
Well, if a guy is knocked out drunk she could. But I guess that would be considered using a foreign object.
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