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How do you cure a...
2006-09-03, 3:43 PM #1
knife wound from being repeatedly stabbed in your vagina?

Seriously, this **** ITCHES LIKE CRAZY. :psyduck:
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2006-09-03, 3:44 PM #2
Try lemon juice.
2006-09-03, 3:44 PM #3
ew
I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
2006-09-03, 3:45 PM #4
oh god i'm hemorrhaging
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2006-09-03, 3:45 PM #5
... Are you... kidding?
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2006-09-03, 3:48 PM #6
. . .I hope it helps.
My blawgh.
2006-09-03, 3:49 PM #7
brush your teeth twice and then eat a lemon.
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2006-09-03, 3:50 PM #8
brush your lemon twice then eat your teeth.
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2006-09-03, 3:50 PM #9
same way you cure aids.

unprotected sex with a virgin.
2006-09-03, 3:51 PM #10
(S)he came to the right place then!
2006-09-03, 3:51 PM #11
[http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b180/chimaerall/yeast.jpg]
2006-09-03, 3:52 PM #12
[QUOTE=Mr. Stafford]same way you cure aids.

unprotected sex with a virgin.[/QUOTE]

That's what started this whole ordeal!
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2006-09-03, 3:53 PM #13
contracting aids just for you baby!
2006-09-03, 3:55 PM #14
Oh god it's serrated.
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2006-09-03, 3:55 PM #15
A lady doesn't get a yeast infection and tell about it.
2006-09-03, 4:04 PM #16
We've already covered this.
2006-09-03, 4:16 PM #17
Use fishnets. I hear they work wonders.

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